Monday, June 23, 2014

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


This Photo Of A Tourist Getting Stuck In A Giant Vagina Will Give Birth To Many Belly Laughs!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 01:11 PM PDT

An American exchange student caused quite a stir when he got himself stuck in a huge vagina sculpture in Mainz, Germany.

It took 22 midwives rescue workers about 30 minutes to deliver the young man from the clutches of the artwork. Good thing too, because we doubt James Franco would be playing THIS guy in a movie if he had been stuck for 27 Hours!

Srsly, what got into this guy to get into the massive vajayjay??

Markus Mozer, squad leader of the local fire department, said:

"It was a dare. The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork."

It's just like the bouncer at the strip club says, do NOT touch the artwork!

We'd say this guy was juvenile, but seeing as how he was just born this weekend, we're guessing that's pretty obvious!

[Image via Tuebingen Fire Department.]

What's Better Than A Rectal Exam First Thing In The Morning?! Listen To Perez Serve One Up On Howard Stern's Show HERE!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:53 PM PDT


As always, we had a grand time on The Howard Stern Show.

Our guest spot on the radio show got eXXXtra HIGHlarious when we gave Benjy Bronk a rectal exam as his punishment for not losing the weight he promised his famous boss he would lose.

It was a tough job, but someone had to discipline that naughty guy! LOLz!

Listen to Benjy scream in discomfort (or pleasure??! HA!) (above)!!!

Is This Jill Duggar's First Kiss?! See The Steamy Wedding Day Smooch HERE!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:48 PM PDT

The 19 Kids And Counting fam is obviously pretty conservative.

Sometimes that can lead to some pretty outrageous statements from the reality stars, but when it comes to having your first kiss on your wedding day, well, we have to admit the idea is pretty darn romantic!

So when daughter Jill Duggar finally tied the knot with boyfriend Derick Dillard, they finally got to reach first base!

That moment after the I do's may have just been for family and friends (and probably the reality TV show), but while taking wedding photos, the couple staged another kiss for the cameras!

And it looks like in one afternoon, they're already getting the hang of it! (The key is practice, kids!)

We hope these two find all the happiness in the world! After all, everyone deserves to be happily married to the person they love.

Everyone. Regardless of sexual orientation. Got that, guys? ;)

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Ellie Goulding & Calvin Harris Are Each Other's Late Night Booty Call?! Picture Proof HERE!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:38 PM PDT

Look away, Rita Ora!!! And Dougie Poytner!

While Calvin Harris recently split with Rita, and Ellie Goulding has been dating Dougie, it looks like both are innerested in something else.

After getting romantical for a music video a year ago, the two are now very possibly getting romantical in real life.

The two were spotted partying the night away at Mahiki Nightclub until about 3 a.m. when they left and BOTH ended up at Ellie's London home (above)!

He might've tried to keep his distance behind her, but the situation here is obvi.

These musical geniuses might just be making sweet, sweet sounds together (and we're not talking about a new song!).

We just hope Rita's eyes don't pop too much after seeing this pic because isn't she friends with Ellie??

Awkward!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

EXCLUSIVE! Colbie Caillat Is Never Gonna Let You Down With This Incredible Performance! Listen To The Ear Candy HERE!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:22 PM PDT

Mmmm. We could TOTALLY listen to Colbie Caillat's beautiful voice all day.

Luckily, the songstress stopped by PerezTV to treat us to an EXCLUSIVE! performance of her song Never Gonna Let You Down and we guarantee after listening you'll be humming the tune all day!

But, if just ONE Colbie song isn't enough for you, then CLICK HERE to watch her perform single Try!

Or you COULD mosey on over to iTunes by clicking HERE and purchase her brand new EP Gypsy Heart for even more Colbie tunes!

Lindsay Lohan Streaks While Surrounded By Clothes Inside A London Department Store! What Has Gotten Into Her???

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:12 PM PDT

Did Lindsay Lohan have a case of the 'I'm so bored I'm going to run around naked in a public place and see where that takes me' when she visited the Selfridges department store in London??

Sounds like it!

Apparently the Freaky Friday actress decided she was going to do just that when she went into the changing room with a few clothing items!

A source revealed to The Sun newspaper that Lindsay shocked customers and staff members by running rampant around the store!

They described in detail:

"Lindsay took some items into the changing room. Halfway through, she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up.

She was laughing her head off and literally giving staff the run-around as customers looked on."

Uh, what? Lolz!

The insider continued to reveal that apparently the red-headed actress was supposed to meet with a personal shopper that same day, but she cancelled her appointment after her indecent industry!

They said:

"Lindsay was booked in for a personal shopping experience with a posh brand at the shop later that day, but it didn't happen."

HA! Maybe Linds had enough fun for the day and didn't have it in her to go streaking again!

Either way, that's pretty odd behavior from the girl. She probably just needed some eXXtra excitement in her life!

You Might Know Charli XCX’s The Fault In Our Stars Song Boom Clap Was Meant For Hilary Duff, But Which Other Songs Were Meant For Someone Else?

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 12:00 PM PDT

Hilary Duff totally missed out on a great song!!

This year has been a pretty good one so far for Charli XCX, even though the number one singer she wanted to write for turned her down.

In an interview, the SuperLove singer recalled the time when her biggest girl crush turned down her song. She said of Boom Clap:

"I've had that song for about a year, I wrote it with Patrick Berger.

My number one project as a songwriter is to write for Hilary Duff, so when I heard about this, I was like, 'f**k! Are you serious?! This is my 'in!' I'm going to make a Hilary Duff album!' So we sent over Boom Clap, but they came back and were like, 'this isn't cool enough for Hilary."

I was like, crushed. I thought I was a cool writer, but maybe I'm not. Hilary didn't want my song. What a life-ruiner."

Maybe this will help reconnect the two and make Charli's dreams come true!

That musical rejection wasn't the only one that has happened...

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, 'Songs Meant For Other Singers!'

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, 'Songs Meant For Other Singers!'

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, 'Songs Meant For Other Singers!'

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, 'Songs Meant For Other Singers!'

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, 'Songs Meant For Other Singers!'

[Image via PNP/WENN.]

Han Solo In A Wheelchair?? See The First Photos Of Harrison Ford After His Star Wars Injury HERE!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 11:50 AM PDT

So far we've only heard about Harrison Ford's injury, but seeing it makes it too real- and too sad!

The Star Wars star was spotted on Saturday for the first time since breaking his leg on set.

If you look closely, you can see the wheelchair-bound actor's broken left ankle is completely covered in a large plaster cast.

He was hardly flying Solo as a whole team helped the 71-year-old star to the airport.

Harrison is returning to the United States to recuperate for a couple months while filming on Episode VII continues in his absence.

We hope with the best medicine Disney's money can buy, he'll be back on his feet before we know it!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline/FameFlynet Pictures.]

The Daytime Emmys Drew More Controversy Than Viewers With THIS Rape Joke! What Were They Thinking??

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 11:42 AM PDT

The Daytime Emmys were live streamed online only this weekend. But maybe it's better they didn't make it to TV.

Hoping to snag the elusive millennial demo, the National Academy Of Television Arts and Sciences went with some unusual choices with its red carpet coverage.

Vloggers Brittany Furlan, Lauren Elizabeth, Jessica Harlow, and Meghan Rosette seem to have been hired strictly for their presence on social media, because things like poise, good humor, and respect were definitely NOT on their resumes!

Not only did the foursome seem to recognize less than half of the daytime TV stars they interviewed, they couldn't keep from groping most of them!

The harassment of the hunky guys came to a head with General Hospital star Ryan Paevey, to whom Furlan spouted:

"We're going to get you away from us before we rape you."

Wow. Not OK, guys.

The constant stream of come-ons and off-color jokes (literally - they introduced The Bold & The Beautiful's Lawrence Saint-Victor as a "beautiful chocolate man") got a strong social media reaction alright!

Twitter exploded with viewers demanding that NATAS fire the foursome and apologize!

Something tells us these ladies won't be up for any statues themselves next year.

[Image via DaytimeEmmys.net.]

Jessica Simpson Posted Her Hottest Pic Yet! And She Did It While Hiding AWAY From The Cameras!

Posted: 23 Jun 2014 11:16 AM PDT

No wonder Jessica Simpson is getting married! If Eric Johnson keeps getting to enjoy pics like this, he HAS to put a ring on it!

Not only is gurl's body looking sexier than ever; she's not afraid to show it! Forget Daisy Duke's daisy dukes! Gurl is showing even more leg in a little flowery summer outfit!

So what prompted this sexy pic? Believe it or not, trying to avoid cameras! Jess tweeted:

The paps' loss is Eric's gain! And everyone else's, thanks to Instagram!

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[Image via Jessica Simpson/Instagram.]

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