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Alanis Morissette & SoulEye take out their 7-month-old Soul-baby, Ever
Sam Ronson formally charged with 2 DUI counts, seeks to erase Lohan tattoo
Kristen Stewart is blowing off her family to spend time with Sparkles
Jesse Eisenberg: “I don’t like being in my own skin even when I’m not photographed”
Duchess Kate has allegedly stopped drinking, might already be pregnant
Did Blake Lively score Leonardo DiCaprio by using “The Rules”?
Brad Pitt is “worried” because Angelina & the kids are close to the London riots
Ali Lohan, 17, scores a multi-year modeling management deal
Sandra Bullock’s “new life” on the cover of People - interesting or blah?
Us Weekly: Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are “trying for a baby”

Alanis Morissette & SoulEye take out their 7-month-old Soul-baby, Ever

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 08:46 AM PDT

I'll take one of everything, thanks. I love everything about these photos of Alanis Morissette, her husband Soul Eye (Mario Treadway) and their adorable little Soul-baby (Ever). I love the dog. I love how Alanis and Mario seem engaged with each other. I love Alanis's sweats too. I love that they look "real". They look really happy, and I find myself rooting for them. Go Canada! You grow 'em real nice.

Ever Imre looks like his dad, right? His little face is already full of character. Alanis gave birth in late December last year, which makes Ever a little more than seven months old. Speaking of Alanis giving birth, she took part in Ricki Lake's new online documentary series, The Business of Being Born. Ricki claims that Alanis agreed to be taped before and after she gave birth. You can read Lake's interview here - I'm not excerpting that junk, because some of the wording makes me nauseous. If I ever have a baby, I'm going to ask to be unconscious through the last month and the birth. Surely there's a doctor who will do that, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Sam Ronson formally charged with 2 DUI counts, seeks to erase Lohan tattoo

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 08:35 AM PDT

Last week, we discussed Samantha Ronson’s unfortunate DUI arrest that she picked up in Baker, CA while driving home from a Las Vegas DJ gig. Evidently, Sam was blazingly drunk at 10:00AM as she sped through the desert, and her “friends” (a.k.a., “a Lohan”) told TMZ that they’ve been oh-so-worried about Sam’s drinking for a very long time and especially lately because she’s supposedly such a bad influence on poor little Lindsay. Now, Sam’s been formally charged with two misdemeanor counts of drunk driving:

Samantha Ronson has officially been charged with drunk driving following her arrest last week in the California desert, several hours northeast of Los Angeles.

Ronson, 33, the former girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, faces two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and having a blood-alcohol level of .08 or above, the Los Angeles Times reports.

The celebrity deejay was pulled over outside Baker, Calif., at 10:31 a.m. on Aug. 2, after being clocked driving 89 mph.

She “displayed signs of alcohol intoxication,” according to the police report, and was arrested after taking field sobriety tests.

[From People]

Despite her legal troubles, Ronson isn’t sitting around her house moping. Instead, she was at Chicago’s Lollapalooza over the weekend with her band, the Undertakers. Sounds like an appropriate band name, right? Anyway, Page Six has word that Sam headed out to a tattoo salon where she “brainstormed ideas” for a new tattoo to cover the small heart on her left hand, which matches one of Lindsay’s tattoos. I guess since they now have a shared DUI bond, the tattoos are no longer a necessary reminder of their ill-fated romance?

Coincidentally, Lindsay was also at Lollapalooza where she was spotted in hot pursuit of Coldplay bass player Guy Berryman and even “following him around all weekend.” You know, much like Lindsay tried to do recently in LA when she was reportedly dissed by the band. If Lindsay begins to formally date Guy, them Coldplay will totally lose its “elitist” rep. Man, Gwyneth is gonna be pissed.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Kristen Stewart is blowing off her family to spend time with Sparkles

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 08:10 AM PDT

A few weeks ago, Kristen Stewart's people announced that she was withdrawing from a project she had signed on to months ago. This alone is not shocking - actors get busy, projects go over-schedule, sh-t happens, and people pull out of projects all the time. What was interesting about this occasion was that Kristen was withdrawing from a film that her mother was directing. Jules Stewart, K-Stew's mom, went ahead with K-11 without Kristen, and I believe it's still filming now. Kristen was supposed to be playing an autistic, transsexual prisoner which… um, yeah, I'm glad she dropped out.

But that story is the jump-off for the new tabloid story about how Kristen is "blowing off" family so that she can spend more time with Sparkles. This isn't the usual formula for the Sparkles-Kristen love story - usually, Sparkles is the one who loves too much, who drops everything to be with Kristen. So enjoy this:

Kristen Stewart is doing everything possible to keep her romance with Robert Pattinson alive! A source tells Star that Kristen will drop everything just to be by his side. Kristen was set to star in her mom Jules Stewart's directorial debut K-11 this summer, but she reportedly pulled out due to scheduling conflicts. Now friends of Kristen are saying she actually did it so she could spend what "little free time" she has with Rob.

"Whenever she isn't working, she's jetting to whatever film location Rob is on," a source says. "She basically drops everything when she can, to be with him."

Rob and Kristen have been doing their best to make time for each other during their busy shooting schedules this summer. But now that Kristen is filming Snow White and the Huntsman in London, she barely sees him. Rob even attended the Teen Choice Awards in LA without her, and he's been spotted out with buddies since Kristen is in his hometown.

Kristen's mom is reportedly "hurt." Do you think Kristen's mom should understand or take it personally?

[From Hollywood Life]

No, I don't think Kristen's family should be pissed that she's working on her relationship. She and Sparkles are busy actors, for better or for worse. It's nice that they work their schedules to spend more time with each other. Sure, it was rude of Kristen to back out of her mom's project, but in the end, it was probably for the best, because no one needs to see Kristen's portrayal of an autistic, transsexual prisoner.

That being said, I do wonder how quickly Kristen and Robert will break up after all of their promotional duties for Breaking Dawn are done? Could it be that Sparkles is already done with this stuff?

Photos courtesy of Bazaar, VF, WENN.

Jesse Eisenberg: “I don’t like being in my own skin even when I’m not photographed”

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 07:37 AM PDT

Jesse Eisenberg was on Leno last night promoting 30 Minutes or Less, which is directed by guy who did Zombieland and looks pretty funny. (You can watch the red band trailer on Lainey Gossip.) It’s about a pizza delivery guy who gets forced to rob a bank. (It’s not based on a real story, but it roughly parallels another case where the delivery guy died in a bank robbery. Understandably the victim’s family is not amused.)

I didn’t have a strong opinion of Eisenberg prior to this and have only seen him on The Social Network, but I really warmed to him after seeing him on Leno. It was clear that he was a little nervous and angsty, but he became comfortable soon enough and told a few funny stories. He seems like a decent guy.

Leno shows Jesse’s GQ photo shoot, asks him if he likes modeling. (He also showed fake photos of his head superimposed on buff bodies.)
“No, I don’t like being in my own skin even when I’m not being photographed.”

On why he looks comfortable on screen
“When you’re playing a role you could actually just think about what the character is doing and I become less uncomfortable because I’m not myself. Actually it’s the most comfortable I am.”

If he ever played himself on screen
“I would be fired. It’s the part I was born for, but I’m sure they would fire me right away.”

On a bike accident he had
“Traffic is so bad in New York City, you’re actually faster on two wheels…. I flipped over a taxi door once. You just get up, get back on the bike and leave, embarrassed. I was so humiliated that I just wanted to get away from it. I had six broken ribs but I was mortified.”

On going to Poland to get a photo for his 99 year-old aunt
“My family is from Poland and I always vowed to my aunt, who is 99, she’s my best friend, I told her that if I ever get a movie in Europe I’m going to go to the town you’re from, I’m going to take pictures of your house and bring them back to you. She seemed really excited by that idea. And I did it… an insane, arduous trip through Poland. I rented a car for two weeks, I got into a car accident, my passport was stolen. All these insane things to get this one picture of a tiny house… when I finally showed it to her she couldn’t care less. ‘Yeah that looks like it, yeah.’ It was disappointing.”

On getting recognized when he was delivering pizzas as research
In preparation for the movie, I went out with a guy, Alex… took me out in Grand Rapids, Michigan where we shot the movie. One woman started tearing up, thanked me for starting this website that she can talk to her grandson on.

After seeing this I told Kaiser that I understood why she loved Eisenberg, and she said she liked the guy but that it was Andrew Garfield that she loved. She called Eisenbeg “too twitchy and neurotic for my tastes.” I saw that in him and I also saw how he acknowledged it and still soldiered through. It was endearing actually. I think I’ll be the one to trumpet my love for the guy. He’s adorable.

Here’s a photo of Jesse from GQ, where there are more. You can watch Jesse’s interview through NBC.com if you’re in the US.

Oh and Zombieland 2 is coming! But it’s not out until 2013.

Jesse is shown at the premiere of 30 Minutes or Less. Credit: WENN.com

Duchess Kate has allegedly stopped drinking, might already be pregnant

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 07:36 AM PDT

The royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton was more than three months ago. So when are we going to have a pregnancy announcement? People are starting to tap their watches and point at Duchess Kate's baby-making-area. That makes me feel a little bit sorry for Kate, until I remember that makin' babies is really all she's got to do for the next two years. It is literally the only thing on her schedule. In Touch Weekly claims that it might already have happened - because Kate didn't drink a drop of liquor at Zara Phillips' wedding - which doesn't mean much, because much like William's mother, Kate isn't a big drinker.

Prince William and Kate Middleton been trying to produce an heir to the British throne since the Royal Wedding and now guests at William's cousin Zara Phillips's wedding on July 30, are buzzing that the deed may already be done.

"Catherine refrained from drinking any alcohol at the reception or at the pre-wedding cocktail party," a source at the wedding reveals to In Touch magazine. "She's being very careful not to do anything to jeopardize getting pregnant — or unknowingly harm the fetus in the event that she already is." Hmm!

The couple is also planning to spend the rest of the summer at but Queen Elizabeth's Scottish estate, Balmoral Castle!

"They both love the peace and seclusion there, and it's the perfect relaxing setting to help them conceive their first baby if it's not already on the way," or to take it easy if a royal heir is already in the works, says a source.

"Catherine refrained from drinking any alcohol at the reception or at the pre-wedding cocktail party," the source reveals. "She's being very careful not to do anything to jeopardize getting pregnant — or unknowingly harm the fetus in the event that she already is."

[From Holly Baby]

Is it possible that Kate is already pregnant? Sure, I suppose. I would hope that in addition to abstaining from alcohol, Kate would also think to put on a little weight, but if and when she gets pregnant, I bet she'll carry super-small anyway.

The Globe (I know, horrible tabloid) claims that Kate has already suffered a miscarriage. The gist is that Kate had a miscarriage and Prince William "rushed to her side". It's kind of a gross story, IMO.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Did Blake Lively score Leonardo DiCaprio by using “The Rules”?

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 07:15 AM PDT

I was glancing through The Daily Mail's headlines last night, and I came upon a header that made me LMAO: "Blake Lively likes to play by The Rules: Actress ’snared Leo di Caprio using cult dating manual'". Do you remember The Rules? It was a book published in the 1990s, and it was billed as a "guide" for women to get their man by basically playing hard to get. "The Rules" included stuff like "Possess a sense of confidence and radiance that permeates your being from head to toe" and "If he never asks you out, he’s not interested." What else? "Men should always pursue women first" and "If he does not call, he is not interested." There are also rules about when (and how) to put out, how you should always be mysterious and I'm not sure if you're ever allowed to call a guy, ever. I'm sure there are those ladies who swear by it, but so many of the "rules" feel archaic, and they put women in the position of never acting on their own desires or needs, but to always focus on the game. Anyway, The Mail claims that Blake dusted off an old copy and used it on Leonardo DiCaprio - and IT WORKED.

She’s a Hollywood actress with her own career and millions in the bank. But when it comes to love, it seems Blake Lively prefers the old-fashioned approached. The Gossip Girl star is rumored to have turned to cult dating manual ‘The Rules’ to hook Leonardo di Caprio.

Not calling him, making him jealous and acting ‘busy’, are just some of the commandments in the bestselling book by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider, published in 1995, that Blake reportedly heeded to win the Inception actor over.

A friend of Blake’s told Now Magazine: 'Blake loves dating book The Rules and has been following it to the letter. She knew Leo could have any girl he wanted and she figured she had to stand out from the crowd.’

The blonde 23-year-old even made sure Leo officially broke up with supermodel girlfriend Bar Refaeli before dating him. The source said: 'Blake told him he had to break up with Bar before she’d even go on a date with him, so he did. She’s making him work for it - and he’s fallen hard for her.’

[From The Mail]

Is it possible? Sure, why not? I think it's more likely that Blake is just playing her own hard-too-get game and she isn't flipping through a copy of The Rules. I definitely think Blake slept with Leonardo before he and Bar were officially over - but I'd be willing to bet that she parceled out her biscuits sparsely, encouraging him to end it with Bar and then "rewarding" him once he ended it. Or maybe I'm just projecting - my own set of "rules" involves treating men like dogs, a reward-and-punishment-based system based on their behavior. GOOD DOG.

I do buy that Blake is playing the "woman of mystery" thing now that she's got Leo - and I think she's playing it really, really well. She's being elusive enough that he chases her, but not so off the radar that he forgets about her and loses interest. It even seems like Leo is (gasp) following Blake around, according to HER schedule. Once again, like a broken record: this girl has got hustle.

By the way, one of my favorite pieces of dating advice is still the one from Samantha Jones on Sex & the City, and it always belongs in the Leo-Blake stories: "Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get."

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Brad Pitt is “worried” because Angelina & the kids are close to the London riots

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 07:14 AM PDT

If you've been watching the news of the London riots with horror, thinking to yourself, "But what about all of the famous people that live in or around London?!?" this story is for you. Us Weekly has an "exclusive" story all about how the riots were affecting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I'm ashamed to admit that I actually found this story interesting. Here, let me put on my Brangeloonie tin-foil cap. There we go, safely secured with Empress Zahara-approved barrettes.

So the story is basically this: Brad has been filming World War Z in England for several weeks now. I thought they were filming in one of Britain's famed studio sets, but someone decided to let Brad film in real locations, so he's currently in Falmouth, Cornwall, which is "five hours away" from London (seriously?). While he's filming in Cornwall, Brad simply abandoned Angelina and their kids in Richmond, which is only "six miles away" from central London. So Angelina has been on edge and Brad has been making phone calls (big protector, that one).

Angelina Jolie and the kids are staying calm and brave amid the violence and chaos in London. Although the British capital is experiencing some of the worst rioting in its long history, Angelina Jolie and her six children with Brad Pitt aren’t going anywhere — for now.

With Pitt, 47, filming World War Z in Falmouth, Cornwall over five hours away, Jolie, 36, left the family’s rented home in London’s Richmond neighborhood Tuesday afternoon for a visit to Pottery Cafe. At the nearby spot, she and the kids — Maddox, 10, Pax, 7, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and 2-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox — painted and decorated pottery items.

“Angie was a little nervous, but felt safe,” a source tells Us Weekly. “[Security] had an extra man on the job.”

Indeed, a source tells Us the shocking civil unrest in the city unnerved the actress. “This morning, she was really scared and worried about the safety of the kids,” the staffer tells Us. “But, as the day has gone by, we’ve been able to get a clear picture on what’s going on. She felt safe enough to take the children out. Of course, we are not going anywhere near central London.” (Located near a popular shopping thoroughfare, the family’s Richmond-area home is about six miles from the city center; rioting has broken out in London suburbs as well as other English cities.)

Pitt, meanwhile, checks in from his movie set on the coast. Adds a second insider: “Brad is…worried. He’s pretty safe because he’s in Falmouth, but knowing Angie and the kids are in London is what’s making him worried. He has been calling the house regularly, to make sure they are OK and calm.”

“People should be in no doubt that we will do everything necessary to restore order to Britain’s streets and to make them safe for the law-abiding,” Prime Minister David Cameron told reporters during a Tuesday crisis meeting. So far, over 500 arrests have been made in London alone, with several buildings going up in flames; over 100 police officers have been injured, and one person was found dead of a gunshot wound.

The trouble began last Thursday, when Mark Duggan, a 29-year-old father of four and suspected drug dealer, was shot and killed by officers in London’s Scotland Yard; Duggan is believed to have fired no shots himself before being killed. The rioting itself reportedly grew out of an initially peaceful memorial vigil, held that night in Tottenham, Duggan’s North London neighborhood, that spiraled out of control.

16,000 police officers are currently patrolling the London streets. A soccer match set for Wednesday at the city’s huge Wembley Stadium has been canceled.

[From Us Weekly]

Granted, Angelina has been in much worse situations, so I have no doubt that worse comes to worst, Angelina will strap all of her children to her back, grab her machine gun and shoot her way out of London. But I can't believe Brad just abandoned her and the kids and he's only been checking in with phone calls! WTF? I would be pissed. She and the kids are only in bloody England because he's filming there.

By the way, Angelina totally took the kids out yesterday - there were photos of her and all of the kids at a "Pottery Café" in Surrey, which you can see here. Some of the kids were dressed in costume. Can I just say - I love Knox. He's such a funny little guy. A Vivienne is such a girly-girl.

Here are some photos of Brad Pitt NOT protecting his real family on the Cornwall set of World War Z. That redhead is the chick from The Killing (she's playing Brad's wife).

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Ali Lohan, 17, scores a multi-year modeling management deal

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 07:13 AM PDT

I cannot even begin to describe the wave of sympathy I feel for Lindsay Lohan's little sister Aliana, also known as "Ali". Ali is 17 now - 17 going on 47. She's lived a hard 17 years, what with her violent, sociopath father and her insane, famewhore, pimp of a mother. Not to mention all of the crap with Lindsay, all of which Ali has had front-row seats for everything. Every crack binge until 5 a.m., every court date, every jail sentence, every rehab stint, every inch of entitlement and douchebaggery that comes with Being Linnocent, Ali has been there. Because Mother Crackhead is a horrible goddamn mother and she only cares about her children as far as she can sell them, so Dina just lets Lindsay try her hand at "raising" Ali. There is absolutely no way that you could put a young girl into that situation and produce a functioning, intelligent, responsible adult.

So, poor Ali. And now that she's at the ripe old age of 17, Linnocent and Mother Crackhead have pushed Ali out into the world so that she too can earn her keep. So Ali has just signed with a model management outfit. The good news? This management agency isn't being run out of some sketchy dude's basement. The bad news? I think Ali got a ton of plastic surgery so she could "model".

Aliana Lohan has signed a multi-year modeling contract with NEXT Model Management, JustJared.com can exclusively reveal.

"We are very excited to be representing Aliana Lohan," NEXT Los Angeles Director Alexis Borges tells JJ of the 17-year-old beauty. "She represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer's dream with her chameleon-like beauty."

We can't wait to see what kind of modeling gigs Aliana books! NEXT has represented the likes of Miranda Kerr, Milla Jovovich, Emma Heming, and Jaime King.

Last year, Aliana modeled the Spring/Summer 2011 collection of big sis Lindsay Lohan's 6126 fashion line.

[From Just Jared]

"Chameleon-like beauty" = new face. I included some vintage photos of Ali from 2008/09 below, pre-nose job and pre-boob job. Her nose was quite large before, but I kind of liked it. I guess I should compliment her for not chopping it all off and getting a pert little nose that wouldn't have fit her face. It looks like they just slimmed her nose and took off the "bulb" at the end.

I'm searching for a bright side to this. Er…let's see…well, Ali might pull in some money now. Of course Dina will take her cut, and then some probably. And Linnocent will probably want a "finder's fee" too. As for Ali being a professional model now, I actually don't hate the idea of calling her a "model". I've always thought Ali was very striking, and I could totally see her "look" fitting in with what's popular now.

Ali in 2008:

Ali in 2009:

Ali currently:

Photos courtesy of 6126 ads, WENN & Fame.

Sandra Bullock’s “new life” on the cover of People - interesting or blah?

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 06:52 AM PDT

A smiling Sandra Bullock is shown on the cover of the upcoming issue of People with the title “How Sandra Got Her Groove Back.” I was really hoping it involved a strapping young guy (who wasn’t a bisexual con artist like Terry McMillan’s husband) but the profile seems to be more about Sandra’s work life and her life with her adopted son, Louis. We’ve seen a few staged photo ops with Sandra and Louis over the past couple of weeks, and this seems to be more PR from her camp to distract us from what a total ass her ex husband continues to be in the press. She only has one film coming out in limited release this year, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which isn’t out until December. So I think it’s safe to assume that her people want to continue the good will for Sandra and remind us that she’s around. She hasn’t had a film out since 2009’s Blind Side so this isn’t a bad strategy. It seems kind of transparent, though, and judging from the excerpt on People’s website they don’t even have an actual interview with her and are relying on quotes from people who work with her.

How did Sandra Bullock bounce back from a hard year?

Credit her 19-month-old son Louis, her sense of humor and her decision to jump back into the acting world in a big way.

“She was very keen to get back to work,” says Stephen Daldry, who directed her in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, one of two dramas the actress, 47, has filmed since last fall.

“She threw herself in with her usual enthusiasm and energy, and she was very relaxed,” he added. “She had little Louis with her, and it was a very familial environment on-set.”

Bullock, who also just wrapped the astronaut drama Gravity, has been keeping a low profile as she passes emotional milestones: the one-year mark of her divorce from Jesse James, and this month’s anniversary of her official adoption of Louis.

As she steps back into the spotlight, her new life is a joyful one. “She’s glowing,” says her Extremely Loud costar Reagan Leonard.

For more about Bullock’s life as a mom, the truth behind romance rumors and a first look at Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday

[From People]

Yeah I get that Bullock needs to play this game to keep the projects rolling in and keep the public apprised of her status, but it seems so lame. We love her because she’s genuine, because she’s human, because she weathered one of the worst, most public, most humiliating scandals by keeping her head up and emerging with an adorable baby and words so generous they made her ex look like the lowest form of dirt for ever wronging her. We don’t want to have Bullock thrust at us, we want to admire her tenacity as she gets on with her life, and we want to come to our own conclusions about it.

Sandra is shown out with Louis on 8/3/11. Credit: Bruja, Juan Sharma, PacificCoastNews.com. She is also shown on 8/1/11 at The Change Up premiere with Ryan Reynolds.

Us Weekly: Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are “trying for a baby”

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 06:32 AM PDT

Of course. I've been waiting for this for weeks. Us Weekly's cover story is all about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and how they're "trying for a baby." Because Jennifer Aniston is never complete in Tabloidland unless she's worrying about the state of her womb. Sigh… I miss drunk Aniston, the woman whose only priority was finding the next bottle of tequila. Well, that drunk bitch got a boyfriend, and now she's gonna pop out one of dem babies. Allegedly.

Just go with this: Jennifer Aniston and her beau of four months Justin Theroux are on the fast track to walk down the aisle…and procreate! As Aniston, 42, and Theroux (who turns 40 on Wednesday) kick back on an extended getaway in a $7,000-a-day cliffside compound in Kauai, Hawaii, the hot twosome have more on their minds then coconuts, cocktails and outdoor yoga.

“They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says: “They both want it to happen soon.”

To that end, health nut Aniston is making sure her body is in tip-top shape to conceive while on the island — hiring a private chef and doing at least 45 minutes of yoga daily. “She’s detoxifying,” an island source says.

The Horrible Bosses star’s pals aren’t surprised in the slightest by Aniston’s race to become a mom with Theroux. “Jen hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad,” a pal says of Aniston’s ex-hubby Brad Pitt. (Aniston has had a famously rocky romantic life — with fizzled romances with Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and a slew of others — since her 2005 split with Pitt, 47.)

Adds another friend: “They are moving quickly, but they know the feelings they have about [each other] are different from past romances.”

For much more on Aniston and Theroux’s quest to have a baby — how she’s found her “soulmate,” how Theroux makes “all of her insecurities melt away,” and their house-hunting plan in L.A. — pick up the new Us Weekly, out now!

[From Us Weekly]

God, I just don't even know what to say without hysterical womb-defenders screaming obscenities at me about how every move and word Jennifer Aniston makes is good and pure. Personally, I've never bought the idea that Jennifer gives a crap about babies (because her actions speak louder than her words), so that's why I don't believe this story. But! I will happily eat my words if and when Aniston pops one out, and I continue to think that Jennifer has hooked a live one, and Justin is up for whatever relationship conversation Jennifer wants to have (from behind). Will they get married and have a baby and everything will just be perfect? I hope so. I wish them well. They're both getting what they paid for.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

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