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- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are competing to spoil Nahla the most
- Kate Middleton is allegedly fighting with Camilla, the Queen & William’s hairline
- Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl hates ‘Glee’ and Ryan Murphy too
- Claire Danes on plastic surgery: “I don’t think anyone should judge anyone”
- Jeff Bridges handed out food to homeless people after the Golden Globes
- Mohamed al-Fayed warns Kate Middleton about Prince Philip, Camilla & Nazis
- Sister Wives stars support gay marriage; say felony case against them is closed
- Jessica Simpson gets cold feet about her wedding to her “annoying” K-Fed
- Vanessa Hudgens sends out mass e-mail blaming two ex friends for nude photo leak
- Is Kate Winslet hooking up with John Mayer?
| Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are competing to spoil Nahla the most Posted: 18 Mar 2011 09:16 AM PDT
[From In Touch, print edition, March 28, 2011] This could be crap, but I buy that they’re both trying to show how much they care through presents. That happens when parents get divorced. At least for Nahla’s sake Gabriel wants to be in her life and is a devoted father, as much as Halle seems to wish he was out of the picture. The National Enquirer has another story about how Halle is justifying her anger and outbursts on the tapes Gabriel allegedly has of her (Oksana style) over the phone. She thinks it’s normal to get spitting mad and screamy, that Gabriel deserved it and there’s no reason to take it out of context and vilify her for it:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, March 28, 2011] Walker goes on to point out that this is pretty much what Mel Gibson said too. We just don’t get it, they were driven to do it, and it’s justified - only it isn’t, it’s abusive and uncalled for. Halle could be playing nice with Gabe because she knows he’s got the dirt on her and there’s no way to justify the way she acted. She’s keeping it in check for the sake of her image. Halle is shown on the back of Oliver Martinez’ motorcycle on 3/5/11 and at the NAACP image awards on 3/4/11. Credit: WENN.com. Gabriel is shown out with Nahla on 2/17/11. Credit: Fame.
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| Kate Middleton is allegedly fighting with Camilla, the Queen & William’s hairline Posted: 18 Mar 2011 08:41 AM PDT
I promised you more Waity stories, and I'm delivering! Earlier this morning, we heard Mohamed al-Fayed's crazy rant about how the Nazis are plotting against Kate Middleton. Now we have the additional random gossip stories. First, I'd like to thank the American tabloids for being so interested in the royal wedding. I think many Americans enjoy stories about Waity and Will, and we deserve American versions of the British gossip. Okay, now on to the stories: The Enquirer's Mike Walker has two hilarious stories about Kate and Will this week. The first one is all about Camilla Parker-Bowles "plotting" against Kate in the most random way - apparently, Camilla was the one to approve a rather disastrous-looking Royal Mint coin (below) in which Kate Middleton looked kind of drag queen-y. Kate complained to a friend: "They even etched wrinkles on the side of my mouth! Why must they always make me look bad?" Walker's source says: "Kate was so upset. She said, 'They go out of their way to picture William in the best possible light - not a wrinkly in sight and LOTS of hair on his head. But me? They give me hideous wrinkles!'" BUT - Williams told Kate, "The Queen doesn't like complainers, and she's the one who approved the coin.”
Speaking of William's hair problem, Mike Walker also claims that William has taken to wearing a "bizarre headgear ringed with LED lights" that he "mail ordered after a friend hyped the contraption - a laser-hair rejuvenation helmet that zaps scalp follicles with LED light therapy." William wants hair on his wedding day, you see. Poor guy. Just shave it, Will! Now, Star Magazine also has a kind of boring report about the Palace being a "a hotbed of old-school fuddy-duddies who are convinced William should be marrying an aristocrat. The knives are out for Kate even though the greatest day of her life is just weeks away!" Also - there's a chance Prince Andrew might not come to the wedding, because of his recent scandal involving taking money from a convicted pedophile: "Andrew has been told his presence would just ruin the chance to relaunch the monarchy as a real force for good in the world's eyes." Oh! And Camilla and Kate's mom Carole both wanted to wear canary yellow to the wedding! Camilla heard about Carole's yellow dress, though, and changed her dress to a pink one. And Camilla, Kate and Carole are all fighting over Kate's alleged McQueen gown too - Camilla hates it, apparently, but some say she just doesn't want "to be seen agreeing with Kate." AND! The Palace really, really does not want William and Kate to have a trashy, common, peasanty kiss at the altar. Says one official type, "A gentle peck on the cheek is sufficient." Tut-tut, Lady Crumpets. Last story - yesterday, one of Kate's most famous ensembles sold at auction for $125,871. The ensemble (seen below) was the lingerie Kate wore in 2002 at a charity runway show attended by Prince William. According to Us Weekly, "William reportedly paid about $317 for his seat at the show. It’s widely believed that it was the first time that the heir to the British throne noticed his pretty classmate in a romantic light. They began dating soon thereafter." Such is the lore.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl hates ‘Glee’ and Ryan Murphy too Posted: 18 Mar 2011 07:43 AM PDT
As I've mentioned before, I don't watch Glee. It's not that I dislike musicals - I actually love musicals. Real musicals. But I don't enjoy the vibe of Glee, with it's ridiculous high school setting and what amounts to glorified Karaoke. Plus, the people in the show annoy the hell out of me. Lea Michele? I want to smack her. Matthew Morrison? Zzzzz. Dianna Agron? Double zzzz. That 40 year old Jeremy Piven-esque douche with the Mohawk? Ugh. Anyway, as Glee's popularity seems to be waning, more and more rock stars are speaking out about their hatred for Glee. Slash was one of the first to say he didn't give a crap and wasn't going to license his songs for the show. Then in January, the Kings of Leon and Glee creator Ryan Murphy got into a public bitch-fight over song-licensing, which quickly devolved into a faux-homophobic controversy. Now Dave Grohl, former Nirvana bandmate and current lead of the Foo Fighters, is calling out Murphy and Glee in a new interview:
[From The Hollywood Reporter] You know what I love about these quotes? I love that Dave recounted everything that went down between Ryan Murphy and these rock stars. Like, Dave was paying attention and he has a gossip-writer's memory for details and chronology. I love him now. He and I are the same person. Anyway, I can't wait to see what Ryan Murphy says about this. You know he's going to have another epic douche meltdown.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Claire Danes on plastic surgery: “I don’t think anyone should judge anyone” Posted: 18 Mar 2011 07:17 AM PDT
I've been having a love affair with Claire Danes lately. I'd always been rather "meh" on her, even back when she was first popular, with My So-Called Life and Romeo + Juliet. I just thought she was pretty and pretty overrated, nothing special. Then I saw Temple Grandin… I had no idea how talented Claire was and is. That movie is so good, and Claire's performance is so amazing, I just kind of love her now. Considering my love, I'm giving her a pass on what she says in a new interview with Stylist. Claire talks about plastic surgery and how we shouldn't "judge" women for mangling their faces.
[From Stylist] Now, I've long maintained that what really bothers me about celebrities and plastic surgery is when someone lies about their work when their work is really, really obvious. See: Kim Kardashian and Nicole Kidman. As I get older, though, I'm finding myself less tolerant of this "whatever you need to make yourself feel better" attitude. I'm committed to aging naturally. That's my choice and I'm sticking to it, not because I'm so much better than women who choose to work on their faces, but because I see women - celebrities - every day who mangle their natural good looks with stupid plastic surgery. Working here has completely scared me off of even considering it - I don't want to be a hideous cat-faced monstrosity. But yeah, every woman had the right to make her own choices about aging and plastic surgery. Just as I have the right to say you looked better before you did all that junk.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Jeff Bridges handed out food to homeless people after the Golden Globes Posted: 18 Mar 2011 07:13 AM PDT
[From National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, March 28, 2011] I like to think that Bridges has a soft spot for the homeless, that he took time out on the night of the Globes to deliver food, and that he’s been quietly doing charity work without telling anyone for years. That would be the Bridges we know and love, the nice guy who doesn’t seek publicity for his good deeds. Jeff Bridges is shown at a True Grit photocall on 2/10/11. Credit: Fame Pictures
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| Mohamed al-Fayed warns Kate Middleton about Prince Philip, Camilla & Nazis Posted: 18 Mar 2011 06:41 AM PDT
This week's tabloids are chock full of Kate Middleton gossip, some of it completely ridiculous, and some of it just plain creepy. Since I don't want to transcribe every single little detail, I'm just going to do the most interesting highlights from various stories, split up into two posts. First, The National Enquirer got an "exclusive" interview with Mohamed al-Fayed, the father of Dodi al-Fayed, who was dating Princess Diana at the time of her death, and who died with Diana in the Paris tunnel. At this point, al-Fayed is pretty much famous for her grief and his ability to give crazy interviews claiming everything under the sun about Diana and Dodi, and how the royal family is full of murderers. As you can imagine, he's a thorn in the royal family's side, and now he's trying to become a thorn in Kate Middleton's side too. Here's part of his long, crazy interview with The Enquirer:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition] Okay… um. I think Mohamed is a crazy old dude, and it really bothers me how he's "adopted" Diana in his mind, and he actually thinks he's speaking on her behalf. I don't think Diana and Dodi would be married today. I think Diana would have dumped Dodi at the end of that summer, the summer of 1997. Also: yes, Prince Philip's family does have a history with Nazis - I believe three (?) of his sisters ended up married to Nazis, and most of his family supported the Axis powers during World War II. But Philip was a British naval officer during the war, and interestingly enough, his mother saved hundreds (maybe thousands) of Jews during the war - she became a nun and hid Greek and European Jews, and helped transport them to safety. But I digress. Mohamed al-Fayed is bonkers. Poor Waity.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Sister Wives stars support gay marriage; say felony case against them is closed Posted: 18 Mar 2011 06:21 AM PDT
[From In Touch, print edition, March 28, 2011] (Possibly known) spoilers for upcoming season of Sister Wives
[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 28, 2011] The housing crisis hit the Vegas area hard and there are probably plenty of homes to snatch up at low prices, but Kody sounds like an ass here. He already has his cake, more than a dozen kids, and is still gloating about how happy he is that he gets to live in Vegas now that he’s cashed in on his family’s notoriety. Why does he love it there so much? Is he hoping to add a fertile showgirl to the mix? I agree with them that adults should be able to live with other consenting adults and I like that they realize that should include same sex couples. That doesn’t mean I’m not going to rag on Kody for being a selfish doofus with double standards. Here’s Kody and Robyn out shopping in Salt Lake City, Utah on 10/9/10. Credit: Fame
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| Jessica Simpson gets cold feet about her wedding to her “annoying” K-Fed Posted: 18 Mar 2011 06:00 AM PDT
This one story has made me respect Jessica Simpson. It's probably not true, as it comes from In Touch Weekly, but I really, really hope there's a grain of truth in here. According to ITW, Jessica Simpson's dong-haze has worn off and now she's looking at Eric Johnson and thinking, "Gee, I wonder if I could do better than this K-Fed mofo." Apparently, Jess hasn't set a wedding date, and she changes the subject whenever the wedding is brought up, all because Eric has been annoying the fart out of her.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] I would love it if Jessica turned to Eric and asked, "Dude, why don't you have a job?" But she won't. She's already put him on her payroll and he travels with her constantly. I've begun to think of Eric like I think of Matthew Rutler, Christina Aguilera's "handler/boyfriend". Both Eric and Matthew are basically just their ladies' assistants, go-to sexual partners and designated drivers. I think their main job description is "don't let the girl get too wasted, and when she does get blitzed, take her home." Ah, romance. I like to think that Jessica's thought process, below, is "Bitch, did I say you could speak?"
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Vanessa Hudgens sends out mass e-mail blaming two ex friends for nude photo leak Posted: 18 Mar 2011 05:57 AM PDT
[Received via e-mail, entire version on The Superficial] I used the social media search tool Spokeo to run the e-mail address this was sent from and it turned up no accounts associated with this address. There was also a Flickr account mentioned in this e-mail to show that one of the girls named here was friends with Hudgens or something. The Flickr account did exist, but there’s no google cache of it and it doesn’t prove anything. So according to that e-mail, Vanessa wasn’t the one who decided to take those sexy pictures, it was her friend’s idea and her friend’s fault and there’s this big conspiracy to leak the photos to get her publicity before every movie. These girls are just “jealous” of her career, which is such an incredibly predictable cliche excuse. Then there’s also this drama going on with the story of some ring of hackers allegedly targeting celebrities. (At first TMZ reported it was just women, then their story changed.) TMZ now claims that a bunch of celebrities, sports stars and politicians were victims and the FBI is looking into it. The FBI could be looking into Vanessa’s case, but what does that prove other than the fact that someone contacted them on her behalf? I used to think TMZ was pretty solid when it came to sources, but they regularly run stories from celebrities, like Lohan and Gibson, and act like they’re true without questioning them at all. This story stinks to high heaven. If this elaborate hacker ring story is true, why haven’t we seen any photos other than Vanessa’s? Granted maybe she had the best ones, but why haven’t we seen any leaked e-mails then? It just seems like yet another smokescreen her people are using to try and deflect from the conclusion that she’s doing this herself. It’s far fetched and doesn’t add up, just like that dumb e-mail. Read what TMZ wrote:
[From TMZ] So, according to this story there was a ring of hackers and they targeted a bunch of celebrities but Vanessa’s photos are the only ones that got out. Vanessa’s friends knew these hackers and just gave them her photos where the other celebrities whose e-mails and photos we haven’t seen were hacked by the same people. (And even assuming that the “friend’s” e-mail account storing Vanessa’s photos was hacked, how the hell would they know which random e-mail to break into?) Does that make any sense at all? TMZ adds the air of legitimacy to it with the story that the FBI is investigating, but maybe that’s just for Vanessa’s case and the rest of this story is a trumped up excuse. Photos are from 3/17/11. Credit: Fame
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| Is Kate Winslet hooking up with John Mayer? Posted: 18 Mar 2011 05:38 AM PDT
Kate Winslet isn't really my favorite person in the world, but I've been able to maintain some goodwill for her. I think she's a talented actress, I think she's smart and interesting, and I genuinely enjoy that her weight fluctuates through the years, like many (non-celebrity) women. What I don't enjoy so much? I don't like that she seems to be lying about the cosmetic work she's done to her face. And I didn't really care for her whirlwind post-divorce romance with that vague-looking male model. The whole thing seemed beneath her and like she was aiming at "revenge" on her ex, Sam Mendes, but a girl's gotta have her fun, I guess. But I draw the line at his. This will make me hate Kate. Star Magazine reports that Winslet has had some "secret" hookups with… JOHN MAYER. He's a predator, you know, and he loves to get a girl right after she's had some kind of major breakup. Emotional vulnerability is his aphrodisiac.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Now, do I believe this? Ugh. I want to think that Winslet would never. She would never go there, right? RIGHT? She's too smart for this, isn't she? Why it might be happening though: Winslet has been coming across as… kind of vulnerable and kind of desperate. Also: lately, the tabloids have putting Mayer with every semi-available woman, like Sandra Bullock and Miley Cyrus. I don't believe most of those alleged hookups… which doesn't mean I'm giving Mayer any credit. At all. I think he just prefers to screw groupies and not even try for the celebrity women at this point. To her credit - Winslet’s rep denied (to Gossip Cop) that Kate and John were happening, and even denied that they had ever met. Publicists and representatives lie all the time, of course, but I’d like to believe Winslet’s rep this time. Because the thought of John Mayer getting Winslet to talk to his David Duke dong in the third person, or the thought of Mayer boning Winslet while his music plays… Jesus. My biscuits just closed up shop.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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