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Robert Pattinson talks about “flimsy floozies” & getting into an elephant’s mouth
Lindsay Lohan is “seriously considering” plea deal after NYC crack bender?
Sandra Bullock’s new hair: hopefully a funky wig, or is it all-natural?
Lady Gaga never washes her face before bed: “I’m blessed with good genes”
Angelina Jolie & the kids finally arrive in New Orleans

Robert Pattinson talks about “flimsy floozies” & getting into an elephant’s mouth

Posted: 20 Mar 2011 07:53 AM PDT

Water for Elephants comes out next month, and Robert Pattinson's promotional tour is beginning to pick up speed. On Friday, he appeared on both the Tonight Show, and a live MTV interview. For me, the saving grace of Sparkles is that he's actually a decent-to-wonderful interview. I might take issue with his hair (ugh), his acting (not good), and the drama that surrounds Sparkles (overblown), but when I actually see him interviewed or read one of his Q&As, he's very sweet and intelligent. Here are some of the highlights from his MTV interview:

Rob Pattinson doesn’t require much of his costars. During a live interview with MTV News Friday, the 24-year-old Brit — who plays Reese Witherspoon’s love interest in this April’s Water for Elephants — joked that he chooses his costars based mostly on appearance.

“I like hot girls,” he laughed. “I like being in movies with lots of hot girls.”

Not that Pattinson — who’s also shared screen-time with real-life love Kristen Stewart, as well as actresses Emile de Ravin and Uma Thurman — will settle for a leading lady who lacks intelligence.

“They’re all very strong, actually,” he raved of his former on-screen flames. “I always end up being in movies with very experienced and passionate people. They’re never just flimsy floozies.”

Despite the actress’ combinations of beauty and brains, Pattinson still feels a tad uncomfortable while shooting love scenes.

“The love scene in this, I was doing it when I had a really bad cold,” Pattinson explained of his steamy encounter with Witherspoon, 34, in Water for Elephants. “My nose was running all over the place…and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig.”

As for his much-anticipated sex scene with Stewart, 20, in this November’s Breaking Dawn?

“It’s pretty funny,” he said.

When asked whether he was intimidated by Witherspoon, given her award-winning career, Pattinson admitted that he was — but only for a few minutes.

“Anyone who’s really famous and really great, it’s always going to be slightly intimidating,” he said. “But she has such a nice energy about her, and [the intimidation] is gone within the first couple of seconds.”

[From Us Weekly]

Okay, he made me laugh when he described the Breaking Dawn sex scene as "pretty funny." Isn't the sex scene supposed to be, like, incredibly hot and steamy and kind of S&M? And here's Sparkles calling it "pretty funny." That was the sound of millions of Twihards getting blue balls (or whatever the blue ball equivalent is for tween girls).

And here's video of his Tonight Show interview. I like how nice he is about traveling through America, and how he sounds like his idea of a fun time is doing karaoke in an empty bar in Texas. He's lovely:

And by the way, the Twihards have totally screen-capped the photo of Sparkles in the elephant's mouth:

Amazing!!!

Photos courtesy of WENN & The Tonight Show.

Lindsay Lohan is “seriously considering” plea deal after NYC crack bender?

Posted: 20 Mar 2011 07:15 AM PDT

As we noted on Friday, Lindsay Lohan is still in NYC, partying her crack off. Radar even has photos of Linnocent "bowling" - go here to see them. I chuckled when I saw the pics because Linnocent's crack face looked kind of jacked and her eyes looked glassy too - like she got all coked up and decided to "go bowling." Page Six also has yet another report of how Linnocent hasn't been drinking anything but water and Red Bull while she club-hops and stays out all night:

Lindsay Lohan keeps on having a good time without her family. Still energized from an all-night, booze-free party Thursday, she arrived at new Flatiron nightspot Riff Raff’s at around 1 a.m. Friday morning with a girlfriend.

“She was clutching onto her signature can of Red Bull and stayed until almost 2 a.m.,” our spy said. “She looked like she was in a partying mood. It didn’t seem like she was ending the night there.”

Careful to show she wasn’t drinking, “she kept her can of Red Bull in full view of other partygoers,” we’re told. She was later spotted at the Top of the Standard, where she left at 3 a.m. But Friday, it was back to being the family golden girl — Lohan headed out for a day with her mom, Dina, and her brothers and sister.

[From Page Six]

As several commenters noted on Friday, it sounds like Lindsay is just filling up her water bottle, or in this case, her Red Bull can, with whatever boozy, cracked-out beverage she wants. I wouldn't put it past her either. Speaking of Linnocent's stripes never changing, TMZ reports this morning that Lindsay is FINALLY "seriously considering" the plea deal the prosecution is offering.

Lindsay Lohan’s confidence is starting to wane — sources close to LiLo tell us she is finally getting it through her head she can’t avoid jail and is now “seriously considering” taking a plea deal.

As TMZ first reported, Judge Keith Schwartz offered LiLo and her attorney Shawn Holley a deal that includes three months in jail … which get whittled down to 19 days because of jail overcrowding.

Lindsay has been adamant for weeks … she would never take a plea deal because she feels she did nothing wrong. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she still maintains her innocence … but reality is starting to sink in and Lindsay is beginning to understand the risks of going forward with a trial.

If she loses at trial, she could get more than a year in jail for the probation violation … plus prison time for the felony grand theft.

If Lindsay accepts the deal, Holley must tell the judge on Wednesday. Lindsay will be back in court Friday to either take a plea or declare war.

[From TMZ]

What's interesting is that the more Lindsay seemed like she was actually going to try to fight the charges in an actual trial, the more convinced I was of her complete crack delusion. Now that she might actually take a plea, I have to say, she might have had a brief moment of sobriety in which she realized that the plea deal is the best possible solution she could ever get. Plus, if I have to read one more "anonymous source" crying about how the crack thievery is the jewelry store's fault because they should have caught her, I'm going to fly to New York and punch Linnocent in her crack face.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Sandra Bullock’s new hair: hopefully a funky wig, or is it all-natural?

Posted: 20 Mar 2011 06:55 AM PDT

These are newish photos of Sandra Bullock on the NYC set of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which she is filming with Tom Hanks. This film should heal America, right? Sandra plus Tom Hanks = Americana porn. Or maybe not - because Sandra's funky wig is not doing anything for me. Actually, people don't even know if this is really a wig or if the hair stylist is making Sandra's real hair look this bad.

Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if Sandra had anything to do with Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper's split. So far, the official word from both Us Weekly and People Magazine has the split happening sometime around the Oscars in late February, and with Bradley seeming to do the dumping. Also - I've gotten the chance to read Star Magazine's full cover story this week, and while I don't buy Star's story that Sandra and Bradley hooked up at a NYC hotel in early March, I don't dismiss out of hand that there could be something between the two.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Lady Gaga never washes her face before bed: “I’m blessed with good genes”

Posted: 19 Mar 2011 11:26 AM PDT

Sometimes, when I look at certain celebrities, I wonder what lies beneath the drag queen-y façade. Like, say, Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, any of the Kardashians, and Lady Gaga. They all wear so much makeup, and all of them just seem to put way too much emphasis on the ridiculously "done" images they've created for themselves. I think my fascination with them is rooted in my personal rejection of that kind of high-maintenance beauty routine (at this point, I don't even wear makeup). My mother is high-maintenance like that too - she considers it a fate worse than death to leave the house without wearing makeup. You know what she looks like without makeup? Pretty much the same. In my mother's case, I attribute it to being a "Southern thing". What's Lady Gaga's excuse?

Gaga sat down for an interview with People Magazine to talk about her beauty routine, and she just sounds… gross. She wears makeup to bed!!! I haven't done that since college, and even then, I really had to be completely wasted to not wash my face. In Gaga's case, it's not like she just has an odd night here and there where she's just too exhausted to wash her face. She claims she goes to bed with her makeup on EVERY night. Gross.

It's hard to think of someone as glam as Lady Gaga mulling over a makeup bag. But in the latest issue of PEOPLE, the superstar singer opens up about her surprisingly normal beauty routines (hint: the last thing she does before bed is brush her teeth!). Gaga, who calls her mother Cynthia Germanotta and Princess Diana her beauty influences, says her mom taught her to wash her face with Ivory soap.

But that doesn't mean the singer always follows directions. When asked how many nights per week she goes to bed wearing makeup, she replies, "Seven. That is not good for your skin, but I'm blessed with good genes."

What is good for her skin? The sunblock she carries around in her beauty bag.

"I don't like to tan my face because it's bad for wrinkles," she explains.

The natural brunette, known for her now white-blonde locks, says she misses her dark hair when she has to "get a chemical haircut because my blonde hair is falling out."

And that's not the only damage fame has done: she admits that she's dying for a foot massage, to relieve her achy feet after all those days spent walking in sky-high heels. But Gaga — whose favorite fragrances growing up were Versace Baby Rose Jeans and Revlon's Jean Naté — says that above all, the best beauty tip is to be yourself.

"Just go with your gut," she urges. "Whenever you try to be someone else, it's boring."

Perhaps that's why she's skipping mascara and fake lashes these days. "I think it's more modern not to wear [either]. I just wear eyeliner."

[From People]

Ugh, AND her hair is falling out? That's just…wrong. At some point, maybe it's time for Gaga to do a new look where she goes brunette. Hey, Madonna did it! I think Gaga's monsters would still love her if she ditched the white-blonde and went dark. Also, I would like her monsters to insist that Gaga wash her face more often. You know what I wonder, though? I wonder if she goes to bed with makeup on just because she doesn't want to start every morning from scratch. She must consider the previous day's makeup as her "base coat". Gross.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Angelina Jolie & the kids finally arrive in New Orleans

Posted: 19 Mar 2011 10:57 AM PDT

Aw, it's been a while since we've had new Angelina Jolie photos, and even longer since we've had a big sighting of the Jolie-Pitt children. These are photos of Angelina and the kids at a New Orleans airport (I'm assuming a private airport?). Fame Pictures says they are "arriving" not "leaving" so I guess they've been in… LA for the past few weeks…? I never know. I'm sure some of Brangeloonies will correct me. Anyway, Brad has been in and around NOLA for a few weeks, filming Cogan's Trade, so I'm assuming Angie and the kids are there to stay for the duration of Brad's film shoot.

The photo agency says the blonde child in Angelina's arms is Vivienne. That's my guess too, although I've made the wrong ID before, as has Fame Pictures. My second guess for this child is our beloved Fax Cannes "Mystery" Jolie-Pitt. But seriously, it's Vivienne. Vivienne is the one who always has that little traumatized look on her face, like she's permanently two seconds away from a massive temper tantrum. Viv is getting big! Also: how huge is Angelina’s bag? I love the bag, but it’s enormous!