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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.28.11
- Mariah Carey Painted Her Pregnant Stomach Then Put it On Twitter
- Jessica Simpson is Designing Scuba Gear Now. Oh, Good.
- Doutzen Kroes & Lindsay Ellingson in Bikinis and Other News
- Katy Perry’s Mom Hates Her Breasts
- Reese Witherspoon Got Married
- Brooklyn Decker’s in a Bikini Again
- Amy Adams is Lois Lane
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.28.11 Posted: 28 Mar 2011 01:27 PM PDT    Toldcha Bieber Smurfed that. Welcome to another exciting edition of The Crap We Missed. Thrill at the sight of Christina Aguilera being seconds away from telling Matthew Rutler to “mole her!” Marvel at Samantha Ronson’s new girlfriend who may or may not be Rashida Jones! And be astounded by the other-worldly crime-fighting skills of the Los Read More ... |
| Mariah Carey Painted Her Pregnant Stomach Then Put it On Twitter Posted: 28 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT    As advertised. Despite retreating into seclusion since December, Mariah Carey felt the need to paint a giant butterfly on her pregnant stomach and share it with her four million Twitter followers. Also, she apparently refers to her unborn twins as “dem babies” which proves she really is married to Nick Cannon even though I’d bet cash Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson is Designing Scuba Gear Now. Oh, Good. Posted: 28 Mar 2011 11:38 AM PDT    Because why not? Jessica Simpson’s billion dollar fashion franchise has a new Scuba line now, according to her Twitter, which hopefully will stick to clothing and go absolutely nowhere near the gear itself. DIVER #1: Alright, team, let’s roll out. *puts on mask, spits it off* What the shit? Gravy? DIVER #2: PFFT! Ah, God, Bisquick… DIVER #3: Read More ... |
| Doutzen Kroes & Lindsay Ellingson in Bikinis and Other News Posted: 28 Mar 2011 10:57 AM PDT    - Sean Penn brought Scarlett Johansson to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding. - Teen Mom Jenelle Evans arrested for white trash brawlin’. - Kingston Rossdale is dressing himself now. - Jessica Biel wanted to be Lois Lane. - Fergie actually looking like a woman. - While Taylor Momsen pretends she’s a legal one. - Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Mom Hates Her Breasts Posted: 28 Mar 2011 10:05 AM PDT    Much like myself, Katy Perry’s father is a preacher, and her parents aren’t entirely thrilled with the current trajectory of her career. (My mother wanted me to write Christian children’s books. I wish I were joking.) So like a good opportunist for Jesus, Katy’s mom Mary Hudson is now shopping around a tell-all book on Read More ... |
| Posted: 28 Mar 2011 08:58 AM PDT    Because her last one to Ryan Phillippe worked out awesome, Reese Witherspoon married her agent/boyfriend Jim Toth this weekend. Although, in her defense, he’s a balding, unattractive 40-year-old, so the chances of straying are slim. On that note, let’s find out how Jake Gyllenhaal spent the day coping with not being a passive enough doormat. Read More ... |
| Brooklyn Decker’s in a Bikini Again Posted: 28 Mar 2011 07:47 AM PDT    Here’s Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Brooklyn Decker in Miami over the weekend which I’m heroically posting even though The Superficial is apparently being blocked at hotels because of the bikini photos. No, really. Because God forbid adults might look at women in swimwear while alone in a room they paid for. That’s time Read More ... |
| Posted: 28 Mar 2011 07:26 AM PDT    Plucky (Why did I just write that?) Oscar nominee Amy Adams has been cast as Lois Lane in Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which is apparently still happening despite Sucker Punch eating a giant dick, according to almost universal consensus. The LA Times reports: "There was a big, giant search for Lois," Snyder said. "For Read More ... |
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