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- Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins Can’t Keep Their Clothes On
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.31.11
- Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk
- BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller
- Superman Had to Sit Through ‘Sucker Punch’ and Other News
- ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Sold Her Fight Video
- Snooki’s in the WWE Now
- Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Are in Bikinis
- Katie Holmes: ‘So About Those Penis Gummies…’
- Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hugh Hefner’s Wedding
| Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins Can’t Keep Their Clothes On Posted: 31 Mar 2011 10:09 PM PDT    For two people on a “completely platonic” vacation, Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins seemed to be having a hard time keeping their clothes on around each other in St. Barts yesterday. Not to mention “best pals” don’t usually stand around grinning like idiots while staring at each others fun parts. Granted, my buddies and I Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.31.11 Posted: 31 Mar 2011 01:40 PM PDT    Even though it feels like we’ve hit everything from Ewoks to dick gummies, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed: John Mayer is a Colombian drug lord now. Wonder Woman is winning over fanboys one awkward, boner-in-her-thigh hug at a time. Hilary Swank apparently saw those Christina Hendricks pics, too. Kevin Spacey imagines the soft, delicate Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk Posted: 31 Mar 2011 12:10 PM PDT    Here’s the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don’t know how else to describe what’s happening here without going, “Wow, that chick’s snorting coke.” Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk, so I should at least give Lindsay™ the benefit of the doubt that she didn’t blatantly violate her Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller Posted: 31 Mar 2011 12:07 PM PDT    Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the Read More ... |
| Superman Had to Sit Through ‘Sucker Punch’ and Other News Posted: 31 Mar 2011 10:28 AM PDT    - Miley Cyrus hates that Rebecca Black song, too. - Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber are making a buddy comedy that’s sure to blow Cop & 1/2 out of the water. - Cameron Diaz might be in Drew Barrymore’s next movie which, judging from these pics, is a remake of Over The Top. - Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Sold Her Fight Video Posted: 31 Mar 2011 09:29 AM PDT    Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans might have been arrested for assault earlier this week after getting in a white trash brawl with another girl (Brittany Maggard) that was caught on video. But that shouldn’t stop her from treating it like a sex tape by selling it and pretending she’s devastated that it got out. Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2011 08:22 AM PDT    When you’re a midget your career options are severely limited. You either play an Ewok, join the circus, do porn, or become a prop for the WWE. So since Snooki knocked that first one out at birth, here she is lending her credibility and star power to the WrestleMania XXVII press conference. I say credibility Read More ... |
| Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Are in Bikinis Posted: 31 Mar 2011 07:39 AM PDT    Here are some incredibly hot Victoria's Secret models posing in bikinis yesterday in case you guys are into that sort of thing. I know I'm taking a real risk here, but sometimes you gotta wake up and try something different. Broaden your horizons, if you will. So on that note, I think I’m actually going Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes: ‘So About Those Penis Gummies…’ Posted: 31 Mar 2011 06:14 AM PDT    Because there’s a chance people might figure out Tom Cruise loves penis so much he demands all his snacks be shaped like them, Katie Holmes went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and set the record straight on why her daughter was photographed holding cock gummies: Katie: It can be intense sometimes because there are moments in Read More ... |
| Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hugh Hefner’s Wedding Posted: 31 Mar 2011 06:07 AM PDT    After years fondling an old man’s balls for room and board, you’d just assume he’d invite you to his wedding to reminisce about all those hilarious diaper changes. “Remember that time at Denny’s? I don’t cause I’m old! Wheeee! — Why am I in a tux?” Anyway, turns out that’s not the case for Read More ... |
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