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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.11
- Kat Dennings Does ‘Complex’
- Russell Simmons: ‘Cut Chris Brown Some Slack Like Those Disney Kids Get’
- What’s Up, Lacey Schwimmer? And Other News
- Paris Hilton Will Start Suing Now
- Michael Lohan Loves Small Animals, Clearly He’s Innocent
- Jessica Biel is Banging Gerard Butler
- Chris Brown Apologizes, But Not Really
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.11 Posted: 24 Mar 2011 02:00 PM PDT    “Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!” And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Read More ... |
| Posted: 24 Mar 2011 01:14 PM PDT    After all this Chris Brown business, I felt like we could use a nice change of scenery, namely Kat Dennings’s awesome huge nerd-boobs. Here she is in the latest issue of Complex making me forget how much I cringed at every single one of her lines in the Thor trailer. Because when you think about Read More ... |
| Russell Simmons: ‘Cut Chris Brown Some Slack Like Those Disney Kids Get’ Posted: 24 Mar 2011 12:07 PM PDT    Welcome to the exact moment my white liberal guilt reaches its tipping point. Russell Simmons has posted an open letter on Global Grind entitled, “Chris Brown: When Fame Snatches Your Freedom,” that is a four page essay on how Chris Brown is essentially a dancing Jesus who deserves a break like all those “Disney kids” get. Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Lacey Schwimmer? And Other News Posted: 24 Mar 2011 10:50 AM PDT    - The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals. - Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing. - Robert Pattinson has creepy hands. - Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton Will Start Suing Now Posted: 24 Mar 2011 10:14 AM PDT    “And one of them just touched me. GUARDS!” Earlier this week, an excerpt from Neil Strauss’ new book was posted online that depicted an 18-year-old Paris Hilton as a racist who regretted making out with Vin Diesel after realizing he was black-ish. Her rep has since issued the following statement claiming the quote is false and Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Loves Small Animals, Clearly He’s Innocent Posted: 24 Mar 2011 09:08 AM PDT    “As you can see in these photographs, your honor, clearly a man taking such care of a tiny dog he’s never been seen with before can’t be guilty of Kate Major’s accusations. A woman who, if I were a lesser man, might say deserved a foot to the meatbox, but I digress. So, again, just Read More ... |
| Jessica Biel is Banging Gerard Butler Posted: 24 Mar 2011 08:26 AM PDT    While Justin Timberlake is knee deep in Mila’s Kunis, Jessica Biel is apparently rebounding from their break-up by having casual sex with Gerard Butler who I honestly forgot was still out there. Via E! News: Apparently Gerard made a beeline for Biel on March 15 when they were out for a crewmembers birthday party at Tokyo Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Apologizes, But Not Really Posted: 24 Mar 2011 07:35 AM PDT    After two days of pretending it never even happened, Chris Brown has finally decided to apologize on BET’s 106 & Park last night for losing his shit on Good Morning America and smashing a window in his dressing room. And by apologize, I of course mean go in front of a sympathetic audience and Read More ... |
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