Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 02:18 PM PDT

   
Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, Read More ...

Like It Never Even Happened

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 01:40 PM PDT

   
Despite spending his morning smashing a window at ABC Studios after being asked a series of questions he approved in advance, here’s Chris Brown waltzing around New York City this afternoon like nothing even happened. Which makes sense considering this is a guy who went on national television and said the following words about beating Read More ...

Justin Bieber Told a Lie

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 12:56 PM PDT

   
After all this talk of Chris Brown having a violent outburst and Paris Hilton being as racist as you’d imagine a white, vapid rich blonde would be, it’s time to take a minute and focus on something really important: Namely Justin Bieber saying he met Robert Pattinson when he like so totally didn’t. E! News Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night, Isn’t He Dreamy?

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 12:12 PM PDT

   
Charlie Sheen, America’s Most Lovable Woman-Beater™ (That cost me a nickel.), made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night where he not only kissed Jimmy on the lips, but brought toys and Tiger Blood merchandise for all the girls and boys. I don’t remember Santa having such a prominent coke problem before, but Read More ...

JWoww in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 11:06 AM PDT

   
- Selena Gomez is probably going to be arrested. - Michael Lohan returns to his vagina-kicking roots. - Sienna Miller crying over.. noodles? - James Franco is Perez Hilton now. - Adrianne Curry is still taking pics of herself. - While Kelly Brook does it for a living. - Lindsay Lohan might Read More ...

Paris Hilton: ‘I Can’t Stand Black Guys’

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:22 AM PDT

   
In author Neil Strauss’ new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, he shares an anecdote about meeting an 18-year-old Paris Hilton who opens up to him about getting implants at 14 until her mom made her take them out, wanting to pose for Playboy and making out with Vin Diesel before realizing he’s some Read More ...

Chris Brown Approved Rihanna Questions

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 09:09 AM PDT

   
Naturally, the immediate reaction of every Chris Brown fan is that Good Morning America ambushed, or “baited,” him with questions surrounding the night he bit Rihanna in the face and neck after viciously beating her for peeping his cellphone. Turns out, like any talk show interview, GMA approved the questions beforehand with the celebrity so Read More ...

Chris Brown Should Really Stop Tweeting

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 08:24 AM PDT

   
Despite deleting his Charlie Sheen tweet immediately following his violent outburst on Good Morning America, Chris Brown continued to use Twitter after the incident and retweeted the following gems from his fans over the past hour: - I understand @chrisbrown, I’m going to buy F.A.M.E. Actually I’m gonna buy 10 copies and give them to my Read More ...

Chris Brown Flips Out on ‘Good Morning America,’ Smashes Window

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 07:04 AM PDT

   
Chris Brown performed on Good Morning America today and completely lost his shit when Robin Roberts questioned him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna. Being an anger-management graduate and Christ-loving man of God, Chris naturally responded by ripping his shirt off (above), smashing a window and storming off set while threatening a producer. No, Read More ...
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