Friday, March 25, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.25.11

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 01:47 PM PDT

   
There might be a theme here. Happy Friday, - The Superficial Click Here to Start The Gallery Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ...

ABC Wants to Put Chris Brown and Rihanna in the Same Room

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 12:23 PM PDT

   
Despite breaking a window in their studio and squaring off with a producer in a shirtless rage, ABC wants nothing more than to stay in the Chris Brown business. Which explains why Robin Roberts still wishes him the best and told Gayle King that GMA had every intention of keeping the window incident “internal” and Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Fired His Book Agent

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:26 AM PDT

   
Charlie Sheen has been threatening to release a scathing tell-all book originally titled “When The Laughter Stopped” before a hooker’s vagina spoke to him and said, “Call it, ‘Apocalypse Me,’ Chahlay. These mangled lips won’t steer you wrong.” Of course, before dropping his literary truth bomb on the world, he was going to need a Read More ...

Ashley Greene is Banging Captain America

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 10:28 AM PDT

   
And she’s even wearing the “A.” Fantastic. Ashley Greene continues to enjoy her return to vaginal penetration after leaving Joe Jonas and has apparently steered her drunken bang-bus toward Captain America himself, Chris Evans, according to People: But Chris Evans, who stars as the titular superhero in the upcoming action flick, was focused on one lady in Read More ...

Olivia Munn is All Sophisticated Now and Other News

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 09:55 AM PDT

   
- Nick Cannon is scared of Mariah Carey’s vagina. - Ina Garten is kind of a bitch. - Donald Sutherland banged Warren Beatty’s girlfriend on camera. - And Dr. Phil’s son is banging Hugh Hefner’s fiance. - Vanessa Hudgens can’t help showing some skin. - Kate Upton in Victoria’s Secret lingerie. - Kim Read More ...

Elizabeth Taylor: ‘James Dean Was Molested By a Minister’

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 09:00 AM PDT

   
Despite dying two days ago, Elizabeth Taylor is letting everyone know James Dean confided in her that he was molested as a young boy. Apparently she later told this to journalist Kevin Sessums in 1997 and made him promise not to publish it until her death which he did almost immediately on The Daily Beast Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan is Just ‘Lindsay’ Now

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 08:01 AM PDT

   
“Surnames? Where we’re going, we don’t need surnames…” After her father was arrested for domestic abuse again this week, Lindsay Lohan is officially changing her name to just “Lindsay,” and Dina Lohan is reverting back to her maiden name, so rejoice, for the gin-beast shall falleth off the face of the earth into the yonder abyss Read More ...

Chris Brown’s Publicist Quit

Posted: 25 Mar 2011 07:28 AM PDT

   
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Chris Brown and his publicist have decided to “part ways,” according to TMZ. Let’s assume she’s working for a Disney kid now and conspiring to make Chris operate a cotton gin, is what Russell Simmons will say after he rolls up a pancake and smokes it like a Read More ...

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