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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.21.11
- Taylor Momsen Will See Miley’s Lesbian Kiss and Raise Her All This Stuff
- Bret Michaels: ‘I Taught Charlie Sheen How To Win’
- Hayden Panettiere Wore This and Other News
- Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again
- Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now
- Tiger Woods is an Idiot
- Katherine Heigl in a Bikini
- Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper Split
- They Put Pants on Wonder Woman
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.21.11 Posted: 21 Mar 2011 01:10 PM PDT    Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed and by now you guys know the drill, so let’s dive right in: A mother let The Situation hold her infant because apparently SIDS was taking too long, Ke$ha stopped wearing a bikini, Zach Galifianakis forgot the gold chains and Nicki Minaj truly is the Black Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen Will See Miley’s Lesbian Kiss and Raise Her All This Stuff Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:11 PM PDT    Last summer, months before she even turned 18, Miley Cyrus set the world aflutter by kissing girls on stage in-between choreographed vagina diddles. So, of course, Taylor Momsen has added a simulated girl-on-girl orgy to her stage show, also months before turning 18. Except you really have to give Taylor the advantage here because she Read More ... |
| Bret Michaels: ‘I Taught Charlie Sheen How To Win’ Posted: 21 Mar 2011 11:00 AM PDT    While Charlie Sheen lays the groundwork for his tour to abruptly end in a hail of coke and donkey punches because he literally has no clue what the hell he’s going to do on this thing, Bret Michaels wants everyone to know he’s the one who taught Warlock Von Tiger Blood the secrets of winning. Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere Wore This and Other News Posted: 21 Mar 2011 10:18 AM PDT    - Wyclef Jean got shot in Haiti. - Les Moonves wants to Charlie Sheen back. Seriously. - LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were apparently Twitter fighting at some point. - Victoria Beckham isn’t eating until after the Royal Wedding. - Candice Swanepoel in lingerie. - Miranda Kerr is, too. Only hers is see-through. Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Mar 2011 08:36 AM PDT    Snooki seems to have spent all last week taking a vacation from her arduous life of being filmed on vacation because here she is in Hawaii after exposing Vegas to her eight-foot long ass-crack. Which is actually impressive for a person small enough to qualify as a carry-on. “She’s more ass-crack now than woman, twisted Read More ... |
| Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now Posted: 21 Mar 2011 07:55 AM PDT    Apparently the hackers who’ve recently leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Renee Olstead and Scarlett Johansson, also went after Natalie Portman, according to TMZ: Sources connected to the hackers tell TMZ … Natalie Portman (Oscar winner for “Black Swan”), Lindsey Vonn (Gold medal skier in 2010), and Carly Patterson (all-around Gold in gymnastics in 2004) are all Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Mar 2011 07:11 AM PDT    What you’re looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she’s Tiger Woods‘ new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor after all. (Those nuclear reactors in Japan? Two days away from launching a fuel rod into a scientist’s Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Mar 2011 05:00 AM PDT    Here’s Katherine Heigl taking a vacation from making movies so goddamn awful, of course your girlfriend wants to see every single one of them. Which is why I really don’t know what else to say here that hasn’t already been voiced by any man who’s found blood in his stool after watching Killers. At the Read More ... |
| Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper Split Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:30 AM PDT    Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper have reportedly called it quits, according to People: Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings. “I can’t say enough about her,” he said in September while promoting the couple’s film Case 39. “I just love her. I Read More ... |
| They Put Pants on Wonder Woman Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:00 AM PDT    Presumably so everyone grasps just how quickly this show is going to be canceled, NBC released the first official image of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman and not a single person has looked at this and said, “Nope. That didn’t come from Walmart.” Not to mention the more pressing matter of THEY PUT F#CKING PANTS Read More ... |
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