Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.23.11

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 01:31 PM PDT

   
I might be taking this feature a tad too literally. And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts Read More ...

Ashley Greene is Drunkenly Banging Randoms Now

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 01:02 PM PDT

   
Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she’s banging any dude who doesn’t have a purity ring on. Like this guy. I mean, just look at his face. Lucky bastard has no clue what just happened. “Bro, I don’t even know. Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Has ‘No Chance’ of Returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PDT

   
Earlier in the week, a story began circulating that CBS was looking to rehire Charlie Sheen and resume production on Two and a Half Men. The source was RadarOnline, who’s been Charlie’s PR machine since this whole ordeal began, so naturally it turned out to be bullshit. TMZ reports: Fact is … Charlie was hired by Read More ...

Lady GaGa Calls Rebecca Black a ‘Genius’

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 11:21 AM PDT

   
Taking time off from her busy schedule of wearing Superman’s house as a dress and shooting sparklers out of her vagina, Lady GaGa has voiced her support for 13-year-old Internet sensation Rebecca Black, according to Popeater: “I say Rebecca Black is a genius and that anybody telling her she’s cheesy is full of s**t.” Countless critics have Read More ...

Katie Holmes Almost Looks Self-Aware and Other News

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 11:05 AM PDT

   
- Celine Dion’s breasts are the fountain of youth. - Rebecca Black “performs” on The Tonight Show. - Every Spice Girl is knocked up now. - Selena Gomez is playing a dangerous game here. - This may not have been what Elizabeth Taylor had in mind. - Allan Ball is a shitty Read More ...

Chris Brown Broke a Window? Says Who?

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 10:25 AM PDT

   
“Alright, everyone say, ‘Bitch, get out the car fo’ I kill you! CHEEEESSEEE.’” After storming off set and smashing a window following his pre-approved Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown spent the rest of the day changing his outfit more times than a 14-year-old girl, and posing for fans as if the whole thing was just Read More ...

Paz De La Huerta Got Arrested

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 10:23 AM PDT

   
I didn’t know Jennifer Garner had a twin… Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta has a reputation for being a hilarious, fall-down drunk so it was only a matter of time before she was arrested for assaulting models while one of her tits were hanging out. Which is exactly what happened last night when police Read More ...

Russell Brand Died, Too. In a Sense.

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 08:12 AM PDT

   
Russell Brand has been getting laid since he was seven if I’m reading his Wikipedia page right, so it’s no surprise to find out that getting married to Katy Perry has left him a sad, empty shell of a man. The Sun reports: The comedian, 35, said: “I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 Read More ...

Elizabeth Taylor Died (1932 – 2011)

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 07:20 AM PDT

   
Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor died this morning of congestive heart failure at age 79, according to the Associated Press: “My Mother was an extraordinary woman who lived life to the fullest, with great passion, humor, and love,” her son, Michael Wilding, said in a statement. “We know, quite simply, that the world is a better place for Read More ...
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