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- Gallery: Our Favorite New Meme, 'Paula Deen Riding Things'
- Followup: Abram Boise Brags About His Arrest, Takes Down Tweets
- Video: 'Extra' Interview Preview Clip Shows A Surprisingly Mature Lindsay Lohan
- 'Real Housewives of Miami' Star Elsa Patton's Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
- The Real Housewives of New York City Analyze 'Bethenny Ever After', Episode One
- Our Early Predictions for 'Dancing With the Stars' Season 12
- Hot Shot: Nothing Weird Here, Just Robert Pattinson Holding An Alligator
- Textual Healing: How To Ditch A Persistent, Random Texter
- Life Lessons From 'Skins': Guidance Counselors Know Everything And Gynecologists Know Nothing
| Gallery: Our Favorite New Meme, 'Paula Deen Riding Things' Posted: 01 Mar 2011 11:33 AM PST
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| Followup: Abram Boise Brags About His Arrest, Takes Down Tweets Posted: 01 Mar 2011 11:22 AM PST
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| Posted: 01 Mar 2011 10:57 AM PST Celebrities: they’re just like us! In other words, they do weird vanity photoshoots when they’re pregnant. Check out snaps of everyone from Demi Moore to Claudia Schiffer to Britney Spears showing off their bellies in style. (The Fab Life) Post from: Crushable |
| Video: 'Extra' Interview Preview Clip Shows A Surprisingly Mature Lindsay Lohan Posted: 01 Mar 2011 11:00 AM PST Extra scored the first post-rehab interview with troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan, and this 50-second preview clip gives us a taste of what’s in store. Maybe producers chose a segment that makes Linds look particularly good, but she appears shockingly well-adjusted, admitting that she needs to work on her recovery and before focusing on rebuilding her career. (P.S. There’s no necklace in sight.) (via) Post from: Crushable Video: 'Extra' Interview Preview Clip Shows A Surprisingly Mature Lindsay Lohan |
| 'Real Housewives of Miami' Star Elsa Patton's Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics Posted: 01 Mar 2011 10:48 AM PST
Last week, Meghan wrote about the one definite star of the show: Elsa Patton, mother of one of the housewives, Marysol Patton. Let’s address the elephant in the room: what’s up with Elsa’s face? Is it a result of botched plastic surgery? Is she a plastic surgery addict? Could that really be a result of her genes?
Compare her above mugshot (taken when she was charged with a DUI this summer; Marysol was also charged with a DUI) to these childhood pictures that Marysol uploaded to Bravotv.com. Do these old pictures look like this could be Elsa’s natural face? Did Elsa have plastic surgery before taking these pictures? Or do you think she had plastic surgery after taking these pictures? To me, it looks like she definitely had work done way back in the day (who’s eyebrows arch at such a severe angle naturally?) And I think she’s definitely had some work done since. I’m willing to bet she’s at least had a face-lift since then. What do you guys think? (Photo via Starcasm and Free Reality TV) Post from: Crushable 'Real Housewives of Miami' Star Elsa Patton's Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics |
| The Real Housewives of New York City Analyze 'Bethenny Ever After', Episode One Posted: 01 Mar 2011 10:45 AM PST So, Bethenny Ever After premiered last night. For those of you who watched, and have watched Bethenny Frankel throughout all her reality TV endeavors, you could probably give a good summary and a thoughtful analysis of what happened on the first episode. However, we thought we might see what the Real Housewives of New York City might say about the show. Take a look through our gallery to see what we imagine each housewife might have to say. (Photos via Bravo) Post from: Crushable The Real Housewives of New York City Analyze 'Bethenny Ever After', Episode One |
| Our Early Predictions for 'Dancing With the Stars' Season 12 Posted: 01 Mar 2011 08:28 AM PST The cast of Dancing with the Stars‘ 12th season was announced during last night’s episode of The Bachelor. Though some of the names were spoiled in advance, quite a few were surprises. Who do we think is an early favorite to win? Who do we think will back-talk the judges? Find out our early picks below, and view the complete contestant list here. Post from: Crushable Our Early Predictions for 'Dancing With the Stars' Season 12 |
| Hot Shot: Nothing Weird Here, Just Robert Pattinson Holding An Alligator Posted: 01 Mar 2011 09:59 AM PST
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| Textual Healing: How To Ditch A Persistent, Random Texter Posted: 28 Feb 2011 11:22 AM PST
By now we all know that text stalkers are no joke but, unfortunately, a lot of annoying texts come from someone who falls into a sort of gray area between stalking and friendly conversation. And when you get those random, infrequent texts from a guy you knew in college who obviously had a crush on you, or a former work colleague, or someone you met a Halloween party once whose name is saved in your phone as “Halloween Pete,” it’s really, really difficult to just ignore them. Last week, a friend showed me a text she had gotten from a guy she sort of knew. It was random, like the middle of a conversation, but they hadn’t actually chatted in months. The evidence was right there in black and white on her iPhone screen. He had texted her maybe three or four times over the last two months, unprovoked. She hadn’t replied since December. This guy’s texts weren’t really doing anyone harm. They weren’t coming in the middle of the night and waking her up, and they weren’t even asking her out or attempts at booty calls. But she worried the guy had the wrong idea about their relationship. She’s not the kind of girl who wants to just get random texts from a guy she hardly knows, and what will her boyfriend think? In theory, if you just ignore these sorts of text messages, they will eventually go away. But, there will always be those people who — for one reason or another — message you from time to time, endlessly, even if you’re not engaging them. They are really, really hard to ignore and even harder to shake. If you’ve found yourself being mildly harassed by a guy like this, I have some suggestions for how to get you removed from his random text message rotation. • Drop the “b” word. No matter his real intentions — friendship or more — one quick mention of a boyfriend (real or imaginary) might stop him from contacting you altogether. Suggested text: “My boyfriend saw the last message you sent me and it put me in an awkward spot. I think it would be best if you stopped texting me.” • Claim you’re giving up texting. Tell him you changed your phone plan and now any incoming texts will cost you 10 cents. Or, better yet, tell him you’re giving up your phone for a month to go back to nature. Suggested text: “Just changed my cell phone plan so I get charged for every incoming text. So, no more texting for me! I feel liberated!” or “I’ll be unreachable by cell for the next month. After this experiment, I may never use a cell again.” • Pretend you changed your number. Don’t want to change your number but want to give the impression that you have? Don’t reply to any messages for a few months. When the next random note comes in, tell him he’s reached the wrong person. Suggested text: “I’m sorry, who is this? I just got this phone and new number…I think maybe you were trying to reach someone else?” Of course, these are just silly things to do if you feel like taking action against a mildly annoying random texter. If things get more serious — like if he flips out at the mention of a boyfriend or starts texting you aggressively or more often — follow this advice about how to handle a text stalker. Have you ever found yourself the target of random texts from someone? How did you handle them? Did you reply or ignore them? How did they eventually come to an end? Leave your experiences in the comments below and you might see them featured in an upcoming installment of Textual Healing. Post from: Crushable Textual Healing: How To Ditch A Persistent, Random Texter |
| Life Lessons From 'Skins': Guidance Counselors Know Everything And Gynecologists Know Nothing Posted: 01 Mar 2011 09:25 AM PST
Last night’s episode of MTV’s Skins took us into Michelle’s wildly dysfunctional home, where she shares a kitchen and a hot tub with her free-loving mom who has a different guy over every night (Jackson, Jason, Jackson-Jason). Michelle and Tony wake up after a night of hard-drinking at a super raging warehouse party that looks more fun than any party we’ve ever been to. Tony stays in and Michelle goes directly to her gynecologist for a birth control refill. After undergoing a pelvic exam, a pap smear, and various other vaginal invasions, Michelle bothers to ask if all of it’s really necessary just for a prescription refill. The doctor says “Nope, not necessary, but this is your regular three-month check-up that you always ask for, except oops, I have your mom’s chart and not yours, whoops, I guess you don’t actually look 39 down there.” First lesson: Gynecologists know nothing. Second lesson: Guidance counselors know everything! They can peer past your Visine-stained eyes and see the very depths of your soul. For instance, Michelle’s guidance counselor knows that even though Michelle is doing poorly in school, she’s actually really really smart and is just acting dumb to impress boys. She also knows that Michelle’s calves would look better in different shoes, which reminds us of the time in college when our own guidance counselor told us our tag was sticking out and it was, like, super weird and embarrassing. Anyway, it turns out Michelle has chlamydia which tells her that Tony cheated on her with Tea, and it also turns out her mom’s banging the gynecologist. Let’s hope he never accidentally calls her by Michelle’s name. Post from: Crushable Life Lessons From 'Skins': Guidance Counselors Know Everything And Gynecologists Know Nothing |
Yesterday, Real World/Road Rules Challenge veteran Abram Boise 
Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Miami, premiered last Tuesday, to mixed reviews. I’m still not sure how I feel about it; it seems like a lot of the women are too guarded, and watch what they say, which can be a death sentence to Real Housewives. I’m just hoping we don’t have another Real Housewives of D.C. on our hands.
Text messaging is often the fastest way to communicate with friends and acquaintances, but it's not always the best one. Especially when it comes to texting with guys. Here at Crushable we aim to help you sift through all the subtext and emerge relatively unscathed – with a little help from our friend Amanda Ernst. 
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