Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Charlie Sheen: ‘I’m a Polygamist Now’

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 02:29 PM PST

   
“The hell’s my mercury surfboard? I’m trying to win here.” Over the weekend, Charlie Sheen gave what he promised was an exclusive interview to 20/20 which turned out to be the exact opposite of the case as he spent all day Monday talking to every single media outlet from TMZ to CNN. Realizing they’ll be 20,000 Read More ...

Anne Hathaway Hates James Franco

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 02:25 PM PST

   
To anyone who watched the Oscars Sunday night, it was painfully obvious James Franco realized ten minutes in he’d made a horrible mistake which left Anne Hathaway to do all the heavy lifting. So it makes sense that by the end of the whole experience they fucking hate each other. Us Magazine reports: “She had to Read More ...

Olivia Munn Bangs Things and Other News

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 01:28 PM PST

   
- Heidi Klum gave her panties to Jay Leno. No, really. - Natalie Portman is a hypocrite. - Quentin Tarantino is making a western with Christoph Waltz. Allegedly. - The grotto at the Playboy Mansion might have AIDS. - Lindsay Lohan doesn’t understand winning. - Neither does Emilio Estevez. - Robert Pattinson somehow makes alligator Read More ...

Brooke Mueller to Cops: ‘I Want My Kids Away From Charlie’

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 01:05 PM PST

   
Brooke Mueller must’ve just finished hitch-hiking home from Miami after Charlie booted her off his party plane last week because she’s now on a frantic mission to get her twin sons out of Charlie Sheen’s house where they’re apparently being raised by their new porn star mommies in an F18 hangar. TMZ reports: Brooke went to Read More ...

Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 08:45 AM PST

   
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak. JUSTIN: Moms, Read More ...

Chris Brown Got a Boo-Boo on His Wip

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 07:39 AM PST

   
MediaTakeout.com has posted the police photo of Chris Brown’s “injury” from the night he brutally bit and beat Rihanna and, thank God, because now we know who the real victim was. All this time I thought it was the physically smaller woman who had her face punched repeatedly into the window and left to bleed Read More ...

Christina Aguilera and Boyfriend Arrested

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 06:42 AM PST

   
Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 a.m. this morning in West Hollywood. Matthew was nailed for DUI while Christina ended up in the drunk tank for public intoxication during the incident, according to TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care Read More ...

Hollywood Pin-Up Legend Jane Russell Dies (1921 – 2011)

Posted: 01 Mar 2011 06:15 AM PST

   
Jane Russell, the Hollywood sex symbol of the 40’s and 50’s whose breasts some theorize actually won World War II by filling our boys in uniform with unquantifiable levels of vigor, died yesterday of a respiratory illness. She was 89. The AP reports: “She always said ‘I’m going to die in the saddle, I’m not going Read More ...

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