Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Emma Watson is a Handsome Little Fella

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 01:17 PM PDT

   
Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have Read More ...

Elizabeth Hurley Should’ve Been Wonder Woman and Other News

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 12:34 PM PDT

   
- Selena Gomez is a psycho. - Suri Cruise is daddy’s little girl. - Celine Dion will save Las Vegas. - Sara Jean Underwood doesn’t need to save anything. - Isn’t this a Chris Brown cover? - Rihanna admits that most of her clothing is based on a dare. - Nicole Scherzinger Read More ...

Usher’s Ex-Wife Didn’t Know He Filmed Them Doing It. Awkward.

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 12:13 PM PDT

   
So remember that sex tape you heard about the other day where Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster have a bunch of oral sex? Turns out that was the first she heard of it, too, making this an incredible communal experience and not because we’re all wondering if Justin Bieber had to hold the anal Read More ...

The Situation Jokes You Didn’t Hear on The Donald Trump Roast

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 10:50 AM PDT

   
As previously reported, The Situation was invited to the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump last week where he not only bombed but managed to piss off Snoop Dogg in the process by making a joke about slavery. Immediately there was talk of The Situation being edited out, but within 24 hours Comedy Central began Read More ...

Kelly Brook is a Beautiful Woman in a Bikini. Thank God.

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 09:44 AM PDT

   
After subjecting you guys to both Ke$ha and Snooki the past two days, the least I could do is shoot you in the goddamn temple relieving you of all pain and suffering post pics of an actual hot chick in a bikini. So here’s Kelly Brook modeling her new swimwear collection to make it all Read More ...

Stiffler’s in Rehab

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 09:06 AM PDT

   
Seann William Scott checked himself into a treatment center yesterday for vague, undisclosed reasons that I’m going to assume was a nervous breakdown after realizing he’s Seann William Scott. THR reports: “Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues,” the rep says of the American Pie star. “He appreciates Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Has Looked Worse

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 08:09 AM PDT

   
Christina Aguilera brought her wine-fueled jowls to The Voice press junket last night and talked about being a judge on American Idol for Pussies which is how I read this. Via USA Today: Explaining her coaching outlook, Aguilera said: “There is no good and bad. This isn’t about tearing people down. I want to bring these Read More ...

Nate Dogg Dies of Stroke (1969 – 2011)

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 07:20 AM PDT

 
Hip hop artist Nate Dogg (Real name: Nathaniel D. Hale) reportedly died of a stroke last night at 41, according to People: Hale was part of an extended family of rappers known as the Dogg Pound Gangsta Crips (DPGC), a group that also includes Snoop Dogg and Daz Dillinger – both of whom responded to news Read More ...

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