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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.4.12
- It’s Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit As Elizabeth Taylor
- Gwyneth Paltrow Drops ‘N’ Bombs Now
- A Kardashian Always Pays Its Debts
- Gay Green Lantern Destroyed ‘Millions of Moms’
- Hilary Duff Should’ve Never Gotten Pregnant
- Octomom’s a Stripper. The Circle is Now Complete.
- The 2012 MTV Movie Awards
- Mila Kunis, Julianne Hough & Malin Akerman Were At The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
- Jennifer Nicole Lee Brought Breakfast And Other News
- TEEN WOLF: Season 2 – Tonight 10/9c on MTV
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.4.12 Posted: 04 Jun 2012 01:54 PM PDT        Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute Read More ... |
| It’s Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit As Elizabeth Taylor Posted: 04 Jun 2012 01:53 PM PDT        After almost derailing production by demanding casting approval and a trip to Europe to scout for an actor to play Richard Burton, here’s Lindsay Lohan actually filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic Liz & Dick today because apparently Lifetime’s really going to go through with this. I had no idea tax write-offs were this elaborate, but Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Drops ‘N’ Bombs Now Posted: 04 Jun 2012 01:10 PM PDT        While Gwyneth Paltrow might be the walking organic embodiment of privileged whiteness, at the end of the day she does have a very special friendship with Beyonce where she always tries to make her wear a maid’s outfit and let the children call her “Mammy” while she watches them for a few hours. They’re practically Read More ... |
| A Kardashian Always Pays Its Debts Posted: 04 Jun 2012 12:30 PM PDT        On Thursday, I made what I thought was a joke about Kris Jenner making Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi take pictures of her from behind (Usually a no-no.) in exchange for taking bikini pictures of her underage daughters Kendall and Kylie in Hawaii. Except not even two days later, here’s Kim walking out of LAX Read More ... |
| Gay Green Lantern Destroyed ‘Millions of Moms’ Posted: 04 Jun 2012 11:43 AM PDT  “This’ll teach those evildoers to mess with Ellen… Mmmf.. mmmfff.. that’s just my power ring.. mfff.. goes off when there’s trouble.. mmff.. no, it’s cool, someone else’ll get it.. mmmfff.. are you gonna keep asking questions, John Travolta? Because I can go.” Despite my issues with DC Comics touting they were making one of their Read More ... |
| Hilary Duff Should’ve Never Gotten Pregnant Posted: 04 Jun 2012 10:30 AM PDT        There are some women whose bodies never fully recover from pregnancy and apparently Hilary Duff is one of them because here she is over the weekend somehow looking larger than she did after giving birth back in March. Which is amazing because she started immediately leaving her kid at home with a nanny while she Read More ... |
| Octomom’s a Stripper. The Circle is Now Complete. Posted: 04 Jun 2012 09:51 AM PDT        A few weeks back I gave Octomom some shit for immediately blowing her porn paycheck on blowouts and gym memberships while still on welfare. (Or at least the kids are because they’re goddamn bums using crazy Octo-logic.) So I’m a man enough to admit when I made a mistake because clearly she was making an Read More ... |
| Posted: 04 Jun 2012 08:35 AM PDT        It seems like only yesterday we were going, “Let me guess, Twilight won everything,” yet somehow another MTV Movie Awards was upon us where, per usual, nothing of significance happened as non-eventfully as possible, so let’s talk about that stuff so we can get back to the very important business of calling people fat on Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis, Julianne Hough & Malin Akerman Were At The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards Posted: 04 Jun 2012 07:06 AM PDT        The 6th Annual Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, but that’s not important right now. What is important is that Mila Kunis, Julianne Hough and Malin Akerman showed up looking amazing last night even though two of them were there to promote a film adaptation of a Broadway show (Because guys love those.) Read More ... |
| Jennifer Nicole Lee Brought Breakfast And Other News Posted: 04 Jun 2012 06:21 AM PDT        - Future Lower Back Problems: The Only Way To Start A Week Off - Jennifer Aniston‘s hair is never not perfect. Never. - Eight Reasons Why Richard Dawson Was Cooler Than You Will Ever Be - Drew Barrymore got married again. - Jenna Dewan is leggy. - The 20 Read More ... |
| TEEN WOLF: Season 2 – Tonight 10/9c on MTV Posted: 04 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT |
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