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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12
- Don’t Be Shootin’ No Lasers At Kanye
- Scout Willis Busted For Underage Drinking, Using Fake ID
- Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!
- Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers
- Michelle Hunziker’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12 Posted: 05 Jun 2012 12:01 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red Read More ... |
| Don’t Be Shootin’ No Lasers At Kanye Posted: 05 Jun 2012 10:44 AM PDT  You’ll anger his wizard. We’ve already seen Kanye West flip out during a concert after someone tossed a business card onstage, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he lost his shit after a fan dared to have a laser pen during his laser show that already had lasers. He ain’t no Darth Vader Read More ... |
| Scout Willis Busted For Underage Drinking, Using Fake ID Posted: 05 Jun 2012 09:18 AM PDT        If you’re the famous daughter of a famous celebrity, the first thing you want to do when being arrested for underage drinking is not give the cops a fake ID. Of course, this is also requires that the person carrying you in their womb wasn’t doing whip-its the whole time which is one of the Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor! Posted: 05 Jun 2012 06:55 AM PDT        “SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade* When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is Read More ... |
| Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers Posted: 05 Jun 2012 06:50 AM PDT        Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she’s the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley’s the one snorting all their coke Read More ... |
| Michelle Hunziker’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 05 Jun 2012 06:26 AM PDT        - Newly Single Chivettes - More proof Gwyneth Paltrow probably believes she’s street. - 27 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures - Nobody wanted to make out with Kristen Stewart. - Just good, sweet God, Candice Swanepoel… - Andy Samberg made his own trailer for That’s My Boy. - Read More ... |
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