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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12
- Jenny McCarthy: ‘Jim Carrey Abandoned My Son So I Bought Him A Mounted Deer Head’
- Charlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again
- Octomom Cancels Stripping Gig After Manager Mentions She Has Kids. Makes Sense.
- Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer’s Feelings
- AnnaLynne McCord is Subtle And Other News
- Amanda Bynes Wants Obama To Fire The Cop That Arrested Her For DUI. Yup.
- Miley Cyrus is Engaged. For Real This Time.
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12 Posted: 06 Jun 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best Read More ... |
| Jenny McCarthy: ‘Jim Carrey Abandoned My Son So I Bought Him A Mounted Deer Head’ Posted: 06 Jun 2012 12:25 PM PDT        “Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.” I’ll cut right to the chase, Jenny McCarthy has a new show coming out, so here she is throwing Jim Carrey under the bus on Howard Stern Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again Posted: 06 Jun 2012 11:30 AM PDT        Stop me if you heard this story before: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get married. Girl falls out of love because boy goes apeshit over baby formula. Boy and girl divorce. Girl starts playing nice with boy for sake of children. Boy wants to fuck girl again but girl’s still using children’s books to Read More ... |
| Octomom Cancels Stripping Gig After Manager Mentions She Has Kids. Makes Sense. Posted: 06 Jun 2012 10:20 AM PDT  Seen her promoting her “self-pleasure voyage of discovery” or however they’re marketing this holocaust of the mind, the perfectly sane Octomom who should be responsible for the lives of 14 children has cancelled her upcoming stripping gig after the manager basically said a bunch of completely true words. TMZ reports: Rodriguez says Read More ... |
| Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer’s Feelings Posted: 06 Jun 2012 09:03 AM PDT        Just in case you forgot how huge of a super douche-canoe John Mayer is, and/or the anecdote about him using Fifty Shades of Grey to pick up chicks wasn’t enough, here he is whining to Rolling Stone about Taylor Swift writing a song about him dumping her which is something he would never do. No, Read More ... |
| AnnaLynne McCord is Subtle And Other News Posted: 06 Jun 2012 08:11 AM PDT        - Marc Jacobs and Seth Meyers apparently made hos salivate. - Knee High Socks: Chicken Soup For The Pants - Kristen Stewart thinks of herself as a “kind of a weird, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot,” not a “slimy delinquent idiot.” - Ray Bradbury died and let’s hope his work Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Wants Obama To Fire The Cop That Arrested Her For DUI. Yup. Posted: 06 Jun 2012 07:21 AM PDT        Before I get into this post, let me remind of you a little incident that happened back in 2008: An obsessed Lindsay Lohan was writing so many nonsensical MySpace rants about wanting to help get Barack Obama elected that his campaign literally had to contact her and tell her to shut the fuck up because Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus is Engaged. For Real This Time. Posted: 06 Jun 2012 06:02 AM PDT        There’s an old saying that’s served me well over the years, “A couple that eats penis cake together, stays together.” Which is why with a proud heart and this here jug of moonshine, I formally present to you the engagement of Destiny Hope Cyrus, or “Miley” to kinfolk and the like, and Thor’s brother from Read More ... |
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