Tuesday, March 1, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


CBS has asked John Stamos about replacing Charlie Sheen

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:56 PM PST

Everyone seems to understand this but Charlie Sheen, but Charlie Sheen is crazy now. Earlier today his longtime publicist Stan Rosenfield resigned, saying… “I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully [...]

Charlie Sheen is suing CBS, demands an apology

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 08:38 AM PST

Charlie Sheen was on both Good Morning America and the Today show this morning, though the two interviews were essentially interchangeable since he was way too high to make any sense in either one. He didn’t say how he got to the interview all the way from Fantasyland, but I assume [...]

Mila Kunis was in third

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 06:29 AM PST

It's a shame Mila Kunis doesn’t have bigger tits, because she at least tried to show them off last night at the Academy Awards, and that really means a lot to me. I really appreciate that. That’s why I emailed her some pictures of my dong, and she can use those to [...]

Scarlett Johansson was in second

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 06:03 AM PST

Like most girls, Scarlett Johansson looks best when she looks a little slutty, so when she arrived at the Academy Awards in a backless dress and tousled hair like she got drilled all night and didn't have time to fix it, it was the best she had looked in a long time. She probably [...]

Jennifer Lawrence won the Academy Awards

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 04:12 AM PST

Jennifer Lawrence didn't win the Oscar last night for Best Actress, but she's only 20, so the fact that she even got a nomination for her work in Winters Bone is remarkable.  Almost as remarkable as the way her dress clung to her ass. Even if I had telepathy and mind control, this [...]

probably the worst Academy Award telecast ever

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 03:39 AM PST

The 2011 Academy Awards were last night, and the big winner was The Kings Speech, the inspiring story of king who sits in his castle and eventually gives a speech on the radio without fucking it up. The big loser was True Grit, which not only went 0 for 10, but had it’s ending broadcast [...]

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