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- Linnocent finds “work” as a music video girl: so much for community service?
- Ryan Gosling says Peter O’Toole got overly friendly with his sister
- Kris Jenner probably got another facelift for Kim Kardashian’s August wedding
- 2011 Emmy nominations released: Hamm Dong, Olyphant & lots more!
- Giuliana Rancic claims “I eat whatever I want,” plans to open restaurant
- Nicole Kidman in red Elie Saab, for Wendi Murdoch: gorgeous or too matchy?
- Linnocent “was indignant that she was not considered for Black Swan”
- Duchess Kate is underweight & being “pressured” into pregnancy
- Lady Gaga’s full-length latex gown as airport daywear: thoughts?
- Hugh Grant on the phone tapping scandal: Americans should be concerned
| Linnocent finds “work” as a music video girl: so much for community service? Posted: 14 Jul 2011 08:55 AM PDT Here is our Linnocent (she is "ours" - we created this mess) filming a music video in LA yesterday/last night. The video isn't for her own liquor-soaked music, though. It's for The Miggs, a band I've never heard of. Is it wrong to say that the band probably sucks if they've got Linnocent in their music video? According to Celebuzz, Linnocent played herself in the video, which is funny because her costume looks really, really tacky (cheetah print?!?), her makeup was applied via shovel, and her "character" is some famewhore club chick. What's funny is that this is "work" for Linnocent. Have you seen her working at the women's shelter? Nope. That was just the excuse she used when she wanted to get out of her house arrest - and now that she's out and she can party again, guess who isn't fulfilling her community service hours? You know that will be the next legal shenanigan for Linnocent - much like all of those hours of court-appointed alcohol classes. Linnocent doesn't think long-term. Her crack-brain doesn't comprehend that if she doesn't complete her community service, there will be consequences. But maybe I have it wrong - Linnocent has barely had to face any consequences, EVER, so maybe she thinks she can skip her service hours and everyone will just shrug. Here's another funny story about consequences: did you know that Linnocent is supposed to complete a Shoplifters Alternative program? Hahahaha. Her progress report is due on July 21. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.      |
| Ryan Gosling says Peter O’Toole got overly friendly with his sister Posted: 14 Jul 2011 08:21 AM PDT When I first glanced at this photo (^above^), I thought the photo agency had chanced upon an actual photo shoot of Ryan Gosling. But it's a candid photo - that's how hot he is. He makes a sweaty appearance outside of The Late Show look like a photo shoot! This is why he is The Gosdong. But seriously, can this boy wear the hell out of a Gucci suit or what? He's like the second coming of Ocean's Eleven. No wonder George Clooney likes him so much. Here's a clip of Gosling appearance last night on The Late Show - this is fantastic Peter O'Toole story! Ryan also talked about his short-lived tenure on The Mickey Mouse Club. I give him credit for not being too important or too full of himself here - he talks about it openly, which I wouldn't be able to do. When asked how he got on, Gosling told Letterman, "I auditioned… All the girls in my class were auditioning so I did too and somehow I got on and then when they hired me they realized that I couldn’t really dance or sing and I wasn’t talented so they stopped using me on the show." He also talked about New York women, saying: "Some of the prettiest women I have ever seen in my life live here, also because it’s so hot they appear to you like some kind of mirage and they are all screaming into their cell phones… I passed by a girl the other day and she was saying ‘I know, I know, I should have just given him a cigarette for a banana and I could be in Dubai right now’." SO cute. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| Kris Jenner probably got another facelift for Kim Kardashian’s August wedding Posted: 14 Jul 2011 07:42 AM PDT Page Six reports this morning that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding is scheduled for August 20. My parents got married in the middle of August too (and they're divorced), so I always associate mid-August weddings with DOOM. It's too hot to get married! Plus, everybody is on vacation. Why not just wait a bit and be an autumn bride? Anyway, I do think the wedding is going down very soon - Kim and Kris just had their engagement party last night at Khloe's LA house - and they invited Life & Style too. Of course. OK! Magazine has a lengthy article this week about the "bride wars" amongst Kim and Jessica Simpson. I don't think Jessica is getting married this summer, though, and… I don't know, it just feels like this is trying to create controversy where none exists. There are these quotes from "sources" though: "The wedding of Prince William and Duchess Kate got Kim excited about her marriage to Kris [Humphries]. She considers herself a princess and feels she deserves the wedding of the century. It's Kim's chance to have the wedding she always wanted." Oh, and both Jessica and Kim want Vera Wang wedding gowns? I know Kim's gown will be Wang, but is Jessica going Wang too? But the pièce de résistance of the Kardashian Wedding Katastrophe is definitely this story - Kris JENNER, the mother of the bride, has gotten a new facelift for her daughter's wedding.
[From NYDN] Some days, I feel really bad for Kris Humphries. I think he must be really, really dumb, right? You would have to be to deal with this junk. Cray-cray Kardashian bitches. Oh well… at least Kris will be mostly healed up for the wedding, right? What is this, her FOURTH facelift? Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| 2011 Emmy nominations released: Hamm Dong, Olyphant & lots more! Posted: 14 Jul 2011 07:06 AM PDT The 2011 Emma nominations have been announced! Let's see… surprises, snubs and also-rans: Friday Night Lights got a lot of love for its final season, with nominations for the series, plus Best Actor and Actress (Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler). Lots of love for Justified (Whoop!), with nominations for Timothy Olyphant and Walter Goggins. Mad Men scored the most noms, with a series nomination, and nominations in every acting category (WHOOP!). Surprisingly, The Killing even scored some noms - but only for the women. My beloved Joel Kinnaman was snubbed! Even though I'm not going to watch The Killing anymore after that terrible asshattery of a finale, I still wanted to see Joel in a tux. Also: The Good Wife and Boardwalk Empire continue to thrive, nomination-wise. Margulies is probably a shoo-in for the Emmy this year. For the full list, go here. Here are most of them:
[From HuffPo] So no Charlie Sheen, but Jon Cryer got nominated, and there's still a lot of love for Glee too, but I feel like it's probably waning (hopefully). And Ed O'Neill finally got nominated for his work in Modern Family! Good. He was snubbed last year, to everyone's shock - Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet get so much attention (well-deserved) for Modern Family, but Ed is a friggin' veteran of television, and he's doing an amazing job on that show. He's my favorite character, joint with Sofia Vergara (Whoop!). Oh CRAP! I just realized that The Closer was snubbed. Goddamn it. Kyra Sedgwick rules! The Closer is awesome!!! Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Giuliana Rancic claims “I eat whatever I want,” plans to open restaurant Posted: 14 Jul 2011 06:53 AM PDT
Anyway Giuliana has been in Italy tweeting about her gustatory experiences, and she recently told Celebuzz that “I eat whatever I want.” Maybe that’s the case now or during her vacation briefly, but this was the diet she followed recently. (It used to be on her website but has since been removed.) She’s incredibly regimented and controlled about what she eats to the point where some might consider it disordered. She detailed the lengths she goes through to avoid all oil, butter and sugar which sounds ok on the surface but she’s very picky about it. So you’ll forgive me if I don’t believe this for a second.
[From Celebuzz] One of the last things Guiliana put on her Tumblr was a photo of an empty dessert plate with the caption “Farewell to dessert twice a day. Vacation ends now. Back to eating like a human again. Sad.” So she may have eaten whatever she wanted on vacation, but you don’t go from this to exercising a lot and eating whatever you want. She knows what she’s putting in her mouth, but maybe it’s true that she’s not starving herself now. It’s clear she’s hyper aware of food. I don’t care if she diets and counts calories, that’s her business, but she seems to be fibbing about this for whatever reason. Meanwhile E! reports that Giuliana is opening a restaurant with her mother. She told them that it will be a key part of the new season on her reality show. “My mom’s a great cook, and everyone always says she should open up a restaurant. So that’s also a part of the new season, opening a restaurant. The great debate is, is it going to be in L.A. or Chicago? I, of course, want L.A. and Bill is convinced that people in L.A. will only eat sushi and tofu and they don’t eat pasta.” Up until recently, Giuliana herself barely ate pasta and detailed her whole plan for dealing with pasta cravings. She wrote “if i just MUST have pasta, I will let my husband order it and have some bites of his. Or I will order a healthy dish and ask for a half order of the pasta (no cream, ever!) on the side. I will eat half of the side of pasta and pass the rest around the table so my friends can try it to. That way you are impressing the table with your generosity and cutting lots of calories.” But now she wants to open a pasta restaurant since she’s eating whatever she wants at all times. She’s just like Goop, right? She even has her own lifestyle blog. Giuliana is shown on 3/13 and 5/20/11. Credit: WENN.com    |
| Nicole Kidman in red Elie Saab, for Wendi Murdoch: gorgeous or too matchy? Posted: 14 Jul 2011 06:26 AM PDT Last night, in New York, Wendi Murdoch (above) hosted a screening of a film she has produced called Snow Flower and the Secret Fan. It's a film about two women in 19th century China, and it actually seems like it will be an interesting movie. If you don't know by now, Wendi Murdoch is the current wife of Rupert Murdoch. Rupert very publicly dumped his second wife, Anna, and took up with Wendi. Anna got a divorce settlement rumored to be in the BILLIONS of dollars, which always made me think that Wendi must really be quite a woman, if Rupert was prepared to give away so many of his assets to marry her. Anyway, Rupert is in the center of one of the biggest scandals to ever hit the UK (and we're importing it in America too), so it's very interesting to me that Wendi called all of her celebrity friends and they all came running to support her film. … Like Nicole Kidman, who is reportedly the godmother to Rupert and Wendi's two daughters, Chloe and Grace. Nicole's dress is Elie Saab, and that's quite a lot of red, isn't it? Red hair, red dress, red lips. I kind of like it, though! And Nicole has officially gained some "happiness and I don't care anymore" weight. And it looks AMAZING on her. Chica's got back. Courtney Love in whatever (I can't find who made the dress). I feel like her nipples are two seconds away from assaulting me. That being said, the face looks pretty decent. Must be the chanting. Olivia Munn in an ill-fitting Walmart dress. How budget does she look? Even C-Love looks more pulled together. Ivanka Trump looks GREAT. She looks really healthy and beautiful. Love this dress on her too. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| Linnocent “was indignant that she was not considered for Black Swan” Posted: 14 Jul 2011 05:55 AM PDT Yesterday, we reviewed The Portrait of a Crackhead Catastrophe, otherwise known as Linnocent's Plum Miami cover shoot and article. Radar had a great preview of the piece, which basically made it sound like Linnocent is too much of a cracked-out mess to even function enough to answer a handful of interview questions (#truth). Now, I get that at this point, the only thing we're doing is rubber-necking the train wreck and feeding her delusional, cracked-out narcissism, but that doesn't mean Linnocent doesn't still know how to bring the LOLs. Take this, for instance: Linnocent was "indignant" that she wasn't considered for a part in Black Swan.
Now, I didn't care for Black Swan, just because I find Natalie Portman's constipated face completely annoying - and that's what the movie was, just her little "I have to poop, but I can't" face, in close-up, over and over and over again. Would Linnocent have been an improvement? Maybe, maybe not. Even if Linnocent had gotten in the door for an audition, she wouldn't have landed the part. And even if she had landed the part, bitch would have been pink-slipped the second she turned up late and high as a kite (the first day). So we shouldn't really play the "What if…" game with Linnocent and Black Swan. But this is just further evidence that in Linnocent's own mind, she should be getting parts like Black Swan, while in reality, Hollywood types are telling her, "Uh… maybe you just start doing porn." Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| Duchess Kate is underweight & being “pressured” into pregnancy Posted: 14 Jul 2011 05:52 AM PDT As you can see, Duchess Kate's shrinking figure is now the focus of the American tabloid media. Is it the same in the UK? I only really read The Mail on a regular basis, and they're not all over Kate's weight, so that's my reason for asking. While I think Kate could definitely stand to put the diet away and put on some weight, I do think the tabloids seem to bullying her about it.
[From Jezebel & Hollywood Life] This Dr. Pescatore person went to In Touch Weekly to lament Kate's slender frame as well, telling the tabloid that in his opinion, Kate is only 95 pounds but she should be around 140. He also says, "If she wants to get pregnant, good luck with no body fat on her.” Life & Style resorts to anecdotal evidence that Kate has some kind of eating disorder - when Kate arrived in California, “some people saw her and turned to each other and whispered, ’she’s too skinny.’” Sources note that while she used to look healthy and eat healthy just a few years ago, she now only eats a little bit of her three course meals, and that “she’s the skinniest she’s ever been.” Well… Kate isn't going to be doing anything for a while, so maybe she'll find the time to eat. Regarding the whole "pressure to get pregnant" thing… that's kind of meh. Kate is not in this to make some kind of feminist point about choosing a "career" over babies. She married a prince, and her first royal duty is to provide an heir. It's in the handbook. She waited nine years for this. It's basically the only thing expected of her in the first year. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Lady Gaga’s full-length latex gown as airport daywear: thoughts? Posted: 14 Jul 2011 05:19 AM PDT I think we've established at this point that Lady Gaga A) Tries way too hard and B) Is committed to these dumb costumes-as-daily-wear for the foreseeable future. We can mutter "dumb famewhore" and "unoriginal" and "Madonna did that" until we're blue in the face, because at the end of the day, Gaga isn't going to stop with this junk until… I don't even know. Until she goes to rehab, maybe. Until the costumes stop working, I guess. So these are photos of Lady Gaga at the Sydney airport earlier (later?) today. Yes, her dress is latex. And that's some kind of high-fashion beekeeper's hat, I believe, or perhaps it's just a floppy straw hat with a cutout? Can you imagine her security pat-down? Cheers, Gaga. Other Gaga news… she's just announced that she's going to be "interning" with British hat designer Philip Treacy, who is perhaps best known, at this point, for Princess Beatrice's toilet bowl hat at the wedding of Will & Kate. Treacy said, "She plans to [do an internship with me]. She’s already visited me. This is what happened: one Monday morning, four burly bodyguards arrived — Lady Gaga’s security team — to check out the security of the building. I looked at them as if to say, ‘What?! Who is going to take a pot shot at Lady Gaga?’ Anyway, she is young, talented and peculiar — which I like.” LMAO at "young, talented and peculiar" - wonderful description. By the way, in case you wanted to read excerpts from Ian Halperin's "biography" of Lady Gaga, go here. You know what sucks? I actually believe some of the horrible things about Gaga (like, she's a cokehead and she has an eating disorder), but because Halperin is claiming them as his own, I now doubt those theories. If Halperin told me the sky was blue, I would KNOW the sky was red. PS… the photos of Gaga in her veiled pseudo-wedding gear are from her visit to a Sydney nightclub a few nights ago. Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.    |
| Hugh Grant on the phone tapping scandal: Americans should be concerned Posted: 14 Jul 2011 05:17 AM PDT
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Hugh Grant and his grumpy hotness were on the Today Show yesterday to discuss the massive News Corp phone tapping scandal that rocked England and led to the voluntary shutdown of tabloid News of The World. Hugh was one of the first celebrities to draw attention to the issue when he caught a paparazzo on tape bragging about how NOTW had regularly hacked into famous people’s phones to gain leads for stories. Minor details of the scandal were known for some time, and there wasn’t much public outcry about it as people don’t tend to have a lot of sympathy for politicians or the rich and famous. Then the news came out that the scandal went much deeper, and that journalists and private investigators hired by the paper had violated the phones of crime victims, including a missing 13 year-old teenager, families of fallen soldiers and terrorist bombing victims. It was despicable, and the eventual result was a government inquiry and now the arrest of several key executives at News of the World. In his interview with The Today Show, Matt Lauer asked Hugh why Americans should be concerned about this scandal. He reminded him that News Corp head Rupert Murdoch owns Fox News, 20th Century Fox movie studio and newspapers like the NY Post and The Wall St. Journal. What’s more is that there’s suspicion that victims of the 9/11 tragedy had their phones tapped too.
[From The Today Show] Maybe I’m alone, but Grant still does it for me. He’s older sure but he’s owning it and isn’t getting all jacked to hell like his ex’s latest boytoy. You could tell that Grant got a kick out of recounting how the MPs were partying and drinking with Murdoch up until the latest news broke about how NOTW tapped victims’ phones. He’s had plenty of issues with paparazzi and the tabloid press and he’s having his day now. As for how this affects the US, Senators are calling for an investigation as to whether 9/11 victims had their phone tapped too. Families of victims are outraged and upset over this potential breach, which brings up so many bad memories for them. Also, bribes given by News Corp employees to British law enforcement sources may violate US laws prohibiting US employees from paying bribes abroad. Senator Frank Lautenberg (D-NY) asked the Securities and Exchange commission and Department of Justice to launch an investigation as to whether this was the case. The parent organization of NOTW, News Corp, is a US company. Maybe this will put a big dent into Murdoch’s media empire. One can only hope. Update: Thanks to Gloaming for this video of Hugh Grant on BBC News along with the journalist from NOTW he exposed a few months ago. Hugh is awesome. Hugh Grant is shown on 7/4/11. The dude looks a lot happier lately. Credit: WENN.com    |
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