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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.12.11
- Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants
- Jessica Alba is Disgusted With This Body
- Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis
- Mila Kunis Does GQ
- Kristen Stewart Needs Tighter Jeans and Other News
- Maybe Megan Fox Should Use Botox
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.12.11 Posted: 12 Jul 2011 02:15 PM PDT    Yep. Everything looks healthy here. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you want to be sure to get your free mustache ride before exiting: Clarissa needs to explain just what in the fuck happening’s here, Bar Refaeli is banging this guy now, so assume he’s richer than Leo and the Asians have built their Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants Posted: 12 Jul 2011 12:57 PM PDT    Is she looking at me or the seagull she’s pointing at? Knock it off. Here’s Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham, and the implants she immediately spent all her MTV money on, being “candidly” photographed in Miami while staring directly at the camera, or trying her “best” to, which is hilarious for someone who wrote the following Read More ... |
| Jessica Alba is Disgusted With This Body Posted: 12 Jul 2011 11:31 AM PDT    To promote Spy Kids 4 – *spit take* – Jessica Alba appears in the August issue of Allure where she whines about how having a baby ruined her body and then shit-talks Gisele Bundchen: “I can’t ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor,” she says. “My body’s just different. The jeans Read More ... |
| Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis Posted: 12 Jul 2011 10:09 AM PDT    Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar. Too early to tell. Anyway, she’s definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours I you, definitely you, spent wondering if she really is a hermaphrodite. So, let’s Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 Jul 2011 10:01 AM PDT    I probably shouldn’t even bother explaining what’s happening here, but here’s Mila Kunis in the August issue of GQ where she says some words about stuff, I’m told. I honestly stopped reading once it became clear she wasn’t going to reveal the source of Macaulay Culkin’s magic. I know finding a blind chick is one Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Needs Tighter Jeans and Other News Posted: 12 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Disney will milk Johnny Depp’s teat for as long as it can. - James Franco says he’s not a gay rapist, but isn’t everybody though? Let’s be honest. - Jennifer Garner looks thrilled to attend an event with women who have shared her husband’s penis. - Paris Hilton is topless Read More ... |
| Maybe Megan Fox Should Use Botox Posted: 12 Jul 2011 08:45 AM PDT    I will murder you, crotch shadow. I will murder you right in your sleep. Here’s Megan Fox on the set of The Dictator in all her fresh-faced, natural beauty because have you heard? She doesn’t use Botox, you guys. This is pure 100% Fox in all it’s puffy, just woke up from a night of drinking Read More ... |
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