Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.13.11

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 01:58 PM PDT

   
“Aw, just.. aw, fuck.” – Everyone in this picture. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Paris Hilton on the set of Extra where everyone thinks she’s pregnant because they forgot she looks like this every six months – it’s called a flare-up, folks – Daniel Radcliffe arrives at Heathrow as Harry Potter, Khloe Kardashian Read More ...

It’s Victoria’s Secret Angels in Spandex

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 01:00 PM PDT

 Candice Swanepoel Alessandra Ambrosio 
Alright, who showed them my penis? After a long day of delicately exploring such controversial topics as race riots, chloroforming your kid to death, Down babies and naming your son after your ex because Orlando Bloom is a wee little vagina-man, I thought it’d be nice to post something we all can agree on. Namely that Read More ...

Casey Anthony Ready To Start A New Life Wearing Disguises With a Fake Name

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 11:38 AM PDT

'Kasey Kardashian' (Note the clever use of facial hair.) 'Blonde Rhea Perlman' 'Spuds Chloroform: Attorney at Law' 
When Casey Anthony gets out of jail on the 17th, she’s about to be exposed to an entire country wanting her dead even though it’s pretty obvious a higher power had it out for Caylee. But as clever as she is a compulsive liar, Casey plans to become a master of disguise, according to the Read More ...

Miranda Kerr Named Her Son After Her Ex

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 10:51 AM PDT

   
In case there were any doubts on who wears the cleavage-pants in Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s relationship, she apparently named their son after her ex-boyfriend because who doesn’t like having a constant reminder of the guy who used to bang your wife around? Frankly, I prefer it. Via Us Magazine: Born on Jan. 6, 2011, Read More ...

Ali Larter Really Wants You To Know She’s Breast-Feeding

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 09:53 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, I posted on Jessica Alba whining about pregnancy ruining her body even though she went ahead and got knocked up again after managing to look like this post-Honor. Except what Jessica forgets, is that pregnancy provides boobs to the formerly boob-less as demonstrated to Ali Larter who just had a son six months ago. Read More ...

Heidi Klum Doing Yoga and Other News

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 09:49 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Jon Favreau almost got Olivia Wilde killed. - LeAnn Rimes looked awful even when she was eating. - Matthew Broderick is dying inside. - Megan Fox vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Showdown. - That chick David Arquette banged who looks like Megan Fox has a sex tape now. Of Read More ...

Ryan Reynolds is Dating Charlize Theron Now. Why Not?

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 09:13 AM PDT

   
Despite the fact Green Lantern should’ve been called Emerald Hate-Bang of The Eyes and Ears, Ryan Reynolds has somehow managed to land Charlize Theron, and the two are “exclusive” and very “hush-hush,” according to Us Weekly which is apparently written by Danny DeVito in L.A. Confidential now: While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness Read More ...

Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT

   
Over the past few weeks, Reese Witherspoon has looked like this and this despite being a jogging enthusiast who looked like this just before getting married to Jim Toth. Which probably explains why she really didn’t want to be photographed leaving her doctor’s office yesterday with a prominent baby bump that I’m sure we’ll all Read More ...

Rodney King Got Arrested Again, Oh Good

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 07:33 AM PDT

 
I just assumed Rodney King has been freely robbing banks while the LAPD tipped their hats to him and said, “Afternoon, Mr. King,” so imagine my surprise to find out he was arrested last night for DUI. And for those of you listening to your Justin Bieber records and going, “Who?” how do I explain Read More ...
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