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- Emma Watson Wore This
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.11
- Hilary Duff in a Bikini
- Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya’s
- Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis
- Caylee Anthony’s Memorial is Underwater Now. Of Course.
- Blake Lively at the BAFTAs and Other News
- The Duke and Duchess Grace America With Their Graceness
- Kristen Johnston Flips Out on Octomom After Her 800 Kids Delay Plane
- Who *Isn’t* Giving Birth This Summer? Let’s Start There.
| Posted: 11 Jul 2011 10:25 PM PDT    Today, we are all Michael Jackson. Because I don’t have the Harry Potter premiere schedule tattooed on my forehead in Hogwartsuguese, I mistakenly assumed last week was the final premiere for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 except here are these goddamn kids again in New York last night. That being said, welcome to Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.11 Posted: 11 Jul 2011 02:00 PM PDT    “Bloody Tom Cruise. ‘Just one more drink, David. You can sleep on the couch, David. Let me wash those knickers, David. It’s just my E-meter, David…’” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, loaded to capacity with Derek Jeter needing to die quickly, Hines Ward honoring Ryan Dunn, Robin Thicke by request and MacGyver about to Read More ... |
| Posted: 11 Jul 2011 12:49 PM PDT    It’s been two years since Hilary Duff has appeared on the site in a bikini, so here she is in Italy this morning where I can safely report she’s still built like a rectangular brickhouse with boobs. Although, in all honesty, I didn’t recognize her at first without Mike Comrie’s penis in her mouth. I Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya’s Posted: 11 Jul 2011 12:48 PM PDT    “Give me back my blowjobs!” Here’s Mel Gibson swinging at the paparazzi outside a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend who got the last laugh by making these photos available to assholes like me. (Did a giant spring launch him out of the backseat? Because I’m pretty sure The Joker’s gonna notice that shit’s missing.) On Read More ... |
| Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis Posted: 11 Jul 2011 11:50 AM PDT    Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs in Read More ... |
| Caylee Anthony’s Memorial is Underwater Now. Of Course. Posted: 11 Jul 2011 11:10 AM PDT    This chick’s butt seems very concerned. I should probably ask it for a quote. I know I shouldn’t be surprised that something in Florida has found itself underwater considering the entire state is a goddamn marsh, but after getting struck by lightning and flooded over the weekend, you really have to wonder why God hates Caylee Read More ... |
| Blake Lively at the BAFTAs and Other News Posted: 11 Jul 2011 09:43 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Mila Kunis is a true patriot. - But Fergie is bordering on treason. Treason means penis-tucking, right? - I smell an Amy Winehouse duet album! - James Franco’s pouted through the Oscars because his friends weren’t allowed to write it. - Audrina Patridge & Karissa Shannon’s Bikini Battle. Read More ... |
| The Duke and Duchess Grace America With Their Graceness Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:42 AM PDT    “We recolonize them at dawn. I’ll ready the churros.” After their royal wedding distracted the world from America shooting Osama bin Laden in the face, the newly-named Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton, brought their North American visit to Los Angeles over the weekend where they gazed lovingly upon our fair ghettos Read More ... |
| Kristen Johnston Flips Out on Octomom After Her 800 Kids Delay Plane Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:36 AM PDT    “Oh, no, they love riding with the luggage. It’s just like that time we took the bus, kids! Yay!” After inexplicably appearing on The Today Show Friday morning, Octomom and her brood had to somehow get back to California, so being the cheap-asses that they are, NBC booked them all on a commercial flight – business Read More ... |
| Who *Isn’t* Giving Birth This Summer? Let’s Start There. Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:00 AM PDT    “There a baybee poppin’ out yet? Coulda sworn this is how y’all do it.” Off the top of my head, this who’s given birth this summer, and I guarantee I’m going to forget at least five people because pretty much every celebrity with a uterus decided to see if it still works last fall: Natalie Portman, Read More ... |
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