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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.14.11
- Miley Cyrus Done Found The Wiener Truck
- Octomom’s Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party
- Horny Teenagers and Sex Offenders Are Sending Casey Anthony Money
- The 2011 ESPY Awards
- Christina Aguilera Actually Doesn’t Look Pregnant and Other News
- Apparently This Day Can Get Sexier
- Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’
- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Did This Lesbian Scene for GQ
- Lindsay Lohan: ‘How Dare They Not Cast Me in Black Swan!’
- Kelly Brook’s Wearing a Bikini
- Weston Cage Did Karate Outside of a Restaurant
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.14.11 Posted: 14 Jul 2011 03:15 PM PDT    “$14 for a slice of pizza? That’s fucking ridiculous!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m filling in for Fish as he recovers from Deena’s under-butt: Eli Roth decides to try out Michael Bay’s casting techniques, Billy Ray Cyrus inspires the next tween side-boob Twitter pic and anyone who says that soccer isn’t a Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Done Found The Wiener Truck Posted: 14 Jul 2011 02:30 PM PDT    “Whoo-eey! That’s good wiener.” (I don’t really have anything to add this. I just like chronicling Miley Cyrus’s journey to become the new Britney Spears. It amuses me.) Photo: Pacific Coast News Read More ... |
| Octomom’s Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party Posted: 14 Jul 2011 01:45 PM PDT    “But ya gotta let us in! This is the Octa-Ma!” Fresh off of presumably abandoning her kids on the plane they terrorized earlier this week, here’s Octomom celebrating her birthday last night and getting sloppy drunk with her girlfriends while eating cupcakes off each other. Also, for some reason Frenchy from Rock of Love was there Read More ... |
| Horny Teenagers and Sex Offenders Are Sending Casey Anthony Money Posted: 14 Jul 2011 01:00 PM PDT  In their defense, duck lips = puts out. That’s just smart investing. Via ABC News: The donations have increased since Anthony was acquitted in the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee last week, the records show. As of today, Anthony has $472.18 in her bank account, nearly $200 more than what was in her account the day Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Jul 2011 12:30 PM PDT    The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Actually Doesn’t Look Pregnant and Other News Posted: 14 Jul 2011 11:46 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Diablo Cody is doing a rewrite on the The Evil Dead reboot. So, look forward to zombie hipsters quipping vague pop culture references to help emo adolescents feel less awkward. - Lynne Spears in a swimsuit is happening right now. - Jessica Simpson will be eating soggy nachos today. Read More ... |
| Apparently This Day Can Get Sexier Posted: 14 Jul 2011 11:45 AM PDT    You know what I admire most about the creators of Jersey Shore? They dared to look at Snooki and say, “What if we had two drunk, slutty Ewoks?” And yet no Emmy nom. God, I hate this country. Photo: Splash News Read More ... |
| Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’ Posted: 14 Jul 2011 10:48 AM PDT    You and I both know there was only one way to present this news. Via Matt Bellamy’s Twitter: So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July. Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, “Yes, yes, all according to plan…,” followed by maniacal laughter and talk Read More ... |
| Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Did This Lesbian Scene for GQ Posted: 14 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT  So far this morning, we’ve already had Weston Cage doing karate for the paparazzi and Kelly Brook in a bikini which is an amazing bounty in and of itself. Except now the Internet Gods have seen fit to bless us even further with Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in lingerie spanking each other for GQ. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan: ‘How Dare They Not Cast Me in Black Swan!’ Posted: 14 Jul 2011 08:42 AM PDT    Remember when Lindsay Lohan spent an entire weekend flashing the paparazzi her hooch from the top of a building? That was a photo shoot for Plum Magazine which Lindsay was supposed to give an exclusive interview to in exchange for them flying her and her family out to Miami and paying every single expense. Instead, Read More ... |
| Kelly Brook’s Wearing a Bikini Posted: 14 Jul 2011 08:00 AM PDT    If you read this site, you’d just assume I hate full-figured women and only date Victoria’s Secret models, but that last part being 100% fact aside, I’m man enough to enjoy the radiant splendor of Kelly Brook. And, honestly, my main beef isn’t with curvy ladies as much as it’s with America’s alarming obesity rate Read More ... |
| Weston Cage Did Karate Outside of a Restaurant Posted: 14 Jul 2011 07:16 AM PDT    Taking a page from Mel Gibson’s Guide to Crazy Fighting – “Remember, your opponent might be invisible, and that’s where they hide the blowjobs.” – Weston Cage and his freshly shaven-head put on a karate show for the paparazzi last night because he really needs people to believe he’s a skilled martial artist who can Read More ... |
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