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Lindsay Lohan is in Miami, doing a cracked-out magazine photo shoot
Lady Gaga crashes Timberlake & Samberg’s “The Golden Rule”: brilliant?
Did Kirsten Dunst call Gerard Butler “a total jerk”?
Hot Guy Cannes: Ryan Gosling & Jude Law work their skeeze on the red carpet
Ginnifer Goodwin splits from her fiancé Joey Kern

Lindsay Lohan is in Miami, doing a cracked-out magazine photo shoot

Posted: 22 May 2011 06:45 AM PDT

These are some new photos of Linnocent in MIAMI. Can you believe the crackhead was allowed to fly to Miami? She was, because California's legal system is a joke. So… Linnocent got a "job". No, not acting. And not hooking either. These are pap photos of Linnocent doing a photo shoot in Miami for Plum Miami Magazine, a publication I'm not familiar with. Remember when Linnocent got magazine covers like Vanity Fair and Elle Magazine? Yeah. And now she'll just take off her clothes for any publication. Even though the pics aren't the best quality, I can tell that Linnocent looks like strung out ass too. You can see more photos of the shoot here, at Radar.

Lindsay Lohan certainly isn’t shy about flashing a little skin!

The troubled actress left little to the imagination on Saturday as she stripped off in the moist Miami heat for a photo shoot for Plum Miami Magazine.

Lindsay, 24, showed off her assets as she posed wearing a trendy nude colored swimsuit.
The Mean Girls star jetted there from Los Angeles Friday morning for what’s expected to be her last trip before she is scheduled to surrender to authorities. She is to serve a two-week incarceration after pleading no contest to a theft charge.

The Miami Beach shoot is to accompany an in-depth interview for the magazine’s July issue.

Earlier Saturday, Lohan was spotted smoking on the balcony of her penthouse hotel room and enjoying the sunshine.

[From Radar]

Other Linnocent news: she announced on a radio show that she is currently boycotting Glee: "I don't watch Glee. They have made a load of snarky remarks about me. I don't know why." Maybe they make fun of her because she's a humorless, crackheaded sociopath CHILD?!? What's weird is that I TOTALLY believe that Linnocent has literally NO IDEA why someone would mock her or make fun of her. In her own delusional mind, she's incredibly awesome.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Lady Gaga crashes Timberlake & Samberg’s “The Golden Rule”: brilliant?

Posted: 22 May 2011 06:17 AM PDT

I totally missed Saturday Night Live last night, because I'm an old fart, etc. Justin Timberlake was hosting, with Lady Gaga as the musical guest. I've been watching clips from last night's show, I think the most-talked about skit will probably be Andy Samberg and JT making another classic '80s-style music video, like "D-ck in a Box" and "Mother Lover". This one was called "The Golden Rule" and it featured absolutely AMAZING overalls and Lady Gaga as "the girl".

I have to admit… my favorite part of that was Gaga. That's a hint of the old Gaga. I mean, she looked like drunken, cracked-out hell, but she was hilarious and she sold it, beautifully. And her voice is so suited for these cheesy '80s songs. She was brilliant here. JT and Samberg were pretty wonderful too.

And then Gaga performed "Edge of Glory" and "Judas" and for her second performance, "Born This Way". The egg came out again. Gaga is "hatched" this way.

I'm telling you, "Edge of Glory" is one of the better '80s power ballads. It totally belongs as the theme song for a Karate Kid-type film. Meanwhile, "Judas" just sucks. Hard.

Bumper photos from SNL.

Did Kirsten Dunst call Gerard Butler “a total jerk”?

Posted: 22 May 2011 05:26 AM PDT

For a few months now, we've been noting time and time again that Kirsten Dunst seems to be doing a lot better. She's been professional while promoting her latest films. She's looked cognizant and sober, and there haven't been many recent reports of her drunken shenanigans (although there is one which I'll get to in a moment). Her style has even changed for the better (IMO) lately - she's been going for a more professional, more pulled-together look, as opposed to her previous "throw everything together in the worst possible granola-vintage way" style. My point? It looked like Kiki was ready for a comeback. And this story, from the Daily Mail, isn't helping matters. Kiki thinks Gerard Butler was hitting on her. And she TURNED HIM DOWN. Bitch.

Actor Gerard Butler's charm may work with most Hollywood starlets – but it doesn't impress Kirsten Dunst.

In Cannes to promote her new film Melancholia, Kirsten was joking with friends about how she rebuffed Butler's advances when the 41-year-old Scot met her in Los Angeles.

'He came up to me and said, "Wow, you look delicious," ' Kirsten told her pals at the Hotel du Cap, where she is staying during the festival.

'I just turned to him and said, "You're a total jerk. I mean what a stupid chat-up line." '

Kirsten is dating drummer Jason Boesel of band Rilo Kiley.

'They are very loved-up and Kirsten is really happy,' says a friend. 'They have been dating for two years and, for the first time, Kirsten says she feels she has met someone she can settle down with.'

[From The Daily Mail]

Yeah… is it a stupid chat-up line? If Gerard came up to you, with that Scottish accent and his Scottish self, in a leather jacket and made an allusion to going to town on your biscuits, what would reaction be? Mine would be to spontaneously combust. Melt into a puddle. Or perhaps I would just start humping his leg. My point? Kiki is a moron and she has crap taste in dudes, so I don't want to hear her denigrate My Butler. What's wrong, Kiks? Afraid you'll get a straight one? Besides all of that, why would Butler try for Kiki? He almost always goes for the dark, exotic girls, not blondes with bad posture.

Meanwhile, there were some reports out of Cannes that Kiki was back to drunken shenanigan ways at some of the parties. Kiki was at the Eden Roc Hotel with "a group of A-listers" including Jon Hamm, and they were all being loud bitches. The staff tried to tell them to quiet down because they're partying was disturbing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who were staying in a nearby villa.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Hot Guy Cannes: Ryan Gosling & Jude Law work their skeeze on the red carpet

Posted: 22 May 2011 05:03 AM PDT

Here are some sexy shots of Ryan Gosling from Friday night's premiere of Drive, which got consistently great reviews at the Cannes Film Festival. The dude who seems to be trying to make Gosling his boyfriend is the director of Drive, Nicolas Winding Refn. They make a cute couple. And while I can't find ANY interviews with Gosling while he was in Cannes, this Refn dude, a Dane, has been giving interviews all over the place. He even bashed his countryman Lars Von Trier.

As for Ryan's style… well… he can pull off this blue tuxedo where others would have failed. I never really think of Ryan as a stylish guy, but these days, I think he might be putting in a little metrosexual effort. To the Drive photo call, he wore that pajama top, only it was like a fancy, high-fashion pajama top. And now a shiny blue tuxedo…? Okay, the man has hidden style chops.

And in case the Gosdong isn't your style, here's some Jude Law, getting you pregnant with his eyes.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Ginnifer Goodwin splits from her fiancé Joey Kern

Posted: 22 May 2011 04:51 AM PDT

It was just this past week that Ginnifer Goodwin's co-interview with Kate Hudson came out in the new issue of Marie Claire. Ginnifer talked mostly about dieting and body image, but she also talked about her fiancé Joey Kern, saying that she "wants a life full of little Joeys" and that the only thing keeping her from getting pregnant right away was her desire to have a pretty wedding dress: "I'm only holding off until after my wedding for vanity purposes. I just want to be able to fit into whatever dress I pick out." Well, sad news. Apparently, Ginnifer and Joey broke off their engagement "a few weeks ago."

After a brief engagement, Something Borrowed’s Ginnifer Goodwin has split from Super Troopers actor Joey Kern, a source tells PEOPLE.

The former Big Love star, 32, and Kern, 34, “broke up a few weeks ago,” says the source, adding that the pair intend to remain friends.

The actors were engaged last December after they were set up by a mutual friend.

[From People]

That's sad. And considering that Ginnifer was still talking glowingly about Joey during magazine interviews just a few months ago, something must have happened, in my opinion. Something beyond the "we just grew apart" line. When they announced their engagement, I'll admit that I found Joey a little bit… odd. He just looks like some kind of predator to me. He's got serial killer eyes. Maybe he's a nice guy and Ginnifer cheated on him, or maybe I should just mind my own business. But if I had to guess, I'd think that he did something and Ginnifer didn't feel like putting up with it.