Saturday, May 28, 2011

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


“Kristen Stewart is trying to be funny, I think” links

Posted: 27 May 2011 11:10 AM PDT

Kristen Stewart looks really pretty in this bit, but she's not really a comedic actress, is she? Of course, she's not a very good actress in general, so… [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian has Bible verses etched into her engagement ring. [Dlisted]
Jessica Szohr looking tragic. [Go Fug Yourself]
You might have missed this exquisite Goop quote on yesterday's C. Love post. [Gawker]
I would totally end up watching this movie if it came on Lifetime. [Pajiba]
Maria Shriver could walk away with $254 million. [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber is an ass man, I suppose. Gross. [The Blemish]
Tara Reid isn't bloated anymore. [Evil Beet]
The differences between Shiloh, Vivienne and FAX. [Pop Sugar]
Ryan Reynolds' douche-face. [A Socialite Life]
The Kardashians are novelists. Punch me in the face. [Agent Bedhead]
Jessica Lowndes for FHM. [IDLITW]
Cute photo of Milla Jovovich and her family. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Amy Poehler's keynote graduation speech. [I'm Not Obsessed]
I adore Jesse Tyler Ferguson. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jocelyn Wildenstein's cat-face. I thought it was Tara Reid at first. [Celebslam]
15-year-old Kendall Jenner is on birth control. Honestly, I think that's a GREAT decision. [PopEater]

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Linnocent’s crack lips star in an art film: a brilliant, postmodern masterpiece?

Posted: 27 May 2011 10:39 AM PDT

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This video might be my new favorite Linnocent thing, replacing those "SCREEEEEE!" Kraken photos from the other day. I remember hearing something about this a week ago - Linnocent "acted" in a short "art film" for artist Richard Phillips. Because at this point, Linnocent just says "yes" to every offer she gets. Hey, Linnocent, do you want to do some blow? YES. Linnocent, will you appear in this cheesy art film? YES. Linnocent, will you accept responsibility for being a crackheaded trainwreck? NOOOOO!!

Anyway, this is called a "psychological portrait," inspired - I kid you not - by Jean-Luc Godard's "Contempt" and Ingmar Bergman's "Persona." The artist, Richard Phillips, said in a statement, "Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental – the moment in transition…She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence." Translation: that beej was AMAZING.

Ew. Look at her crack lips. ZOMG, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

By the way, I think the photos I selected are WAY more artistic.

Thanks to Yeeeah for the lead!

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Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Rihanna & Lady Gaga both perform in dueling morning show appearances

Posted: 27 May 2011 09:49 AM PDT

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You know Lady Gaga is overexposed when you look at the same old half-sheer catsuit that she's worn a million different times and you think to yourself, "Yes, at long last, I think that the catsuit is kind of cute." These are photos of both Gaga and Rihanna, who both performed this morning on the Good Morning America and Today Show, respectively. Today is in the midst of their "Summer Concert Series" and GMA is in the midst of copying them. Lady Gaga memorably performed in the rain on the Today show last year - her performance was really endearing, honestly. That's back when I liked her. Not so much any more. Anyway, for Gaga's first act, she zip-lined her way onto the stage:

And here's the Rihanna junk - you can see more of her performance and junk here, at the Today site. Here's Rihanna singing "S&M". I hate this song. Passionately. As Rihanna's walking by the crowd of people, you can see her get grabbed by a "rabid fan". Gross - hands off Rihanna, please, people!

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Here's Rihanna's performance of "California King Bed". You know what? Just like Katy Perry, Rihanna really isn't a live act. I would enjoy seeing Adele on this summer concert series though.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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