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- “Kristen Stewart is trying to be funny, I think” links
- Linnocent’s crack lips star in an art film: a brilliant, postmodern masterpiece?
- Rihanna & Lady Gaga both perform in dueling morning show appearances
“Kristen Stewart is trying to be funny, I think” links Posted: 27 May 2011 11:10 AM PDT Tags: 2011 MTV Movie Awards, Movie News Kristen Stewart looks really pretty in this bit, but she's not really a comedic actress, is she? Of course, she's not a very good actress in general, so… [Celebuzz] |
Linnocent’s crack lips star in an art film: a brilliant, postmodern masterpiece? Posted: 27 May 2011 10:39 AM PDT This video might be my new favorite Linnocent thing, replacing those "SCREEEEEE!" Kraken photos from the other day. I remember hearing something about this a week ago - Linnocent "acted" in a short "art film" for artist Richard Phillips. Because at this point, Linnocent just says "yes" to every offer she gets. Hey, Linnocent, do you want to do some blow? YES. Linnocent, will you appear in this cheesy art film? YES. Linnocent, will you accept responsibility for being a crackheaded trainwreck? NOOOOO!! Anyway, this is called a "psychological portrait," inspired - I kid you not - by Jean-Luc Godard's "Contempt" and Ingmar Bergman's "Persona." The artist, Richard Phillips, said in a statement, "Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental – the moment in transition…She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence." Translation: that beej was AMAZING. Ew. Look at her crack lips. ZOMG, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. By the way, I think the photos I selected are WAY more artistic. Thanks to Yeeeah for the lead! |
Rihanna & Lady Gaga both perform in dueling morning show appearances Posted: 27 May 2011 09:49 AM PDT You know Lady Gaga is overexposed when you look at the same old half-sheer catsuit that she's worn a million different times and you think to yourself, "Yes, at long last, I think that the catsuit is kind of cute." These are photos of both Gaga and Rihanna, who both performed this morning on the Good Morning America and Today Show, respectively. Today is in the midst of their "Summer Concert Series" and GMA is in the midst of copying them. Lady Gaga memorably performed in the rain on the Today show last year - her performance was really endearing, honestly. That's back when I liked her. Not so much any more. Anyway, for Gaga's first act, she zip-lined her way onto the stage: And here's the Rihanna junk - you can see more of her performance and junk here, at the Today site. Here's Rihanna singing "S&M". I hate this song. Passionately. As Rihanna's walking by the crowd of people, you can see her get grabbed by a "rabid fan". Gross - hands off Rihanna, please, people!
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Here's Rihanna's performance of "California King Bed". You know what? Just like Katy Perry, Rihanna really isn't a live act. I would enjoy seeing Adele on this summer concert series though.
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