Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.24.11

Posted: 24 May 2011 01:45 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we stage an epic battle of Who is More Likely to Start Wearing Eye Shadow In Public? This guy or this guy? You’ll also get a rare glimpse at Wolverine’s effeminate younger brother, as well as this chick thinking about how loaded she’s going to be as Read More ...

Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass

Posted: 24 May 2011 12:30 PM PDT

   
Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation’s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore last night after the two got into a drunken fight which let’s go ahead and assume was about Sammi. Because it’s pretty obvious this show only has one writer who’s just Read More ...

Lady GaGa Really Wants to Distract You From Her Face (It Didn’t Work)

Posted: 24 May 2011 11:45 AM PDT

   
Sure, vaginas can wear ties. Why not? Here’s Lady Gaga promoting her new album in New York yesterday by making an appearance on Letterman and hanging her half-naked body out of an SUV in-between costume changes. And, seriously, I don’t care how big of a fan you are, you have to admit she’s literally wearing whatever’s Read More ...

Maria Shriver Leaked The News of Arnold’s Love Child

Posted: 24 May 2011 10:44 AM PDT

   
Presumably because he pulled shit like, I dunno, taking his secret love child on family vacations, Maria Shriver originally planned to hold a press conference announcing Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with the maid, according to TMZ: TMZ has new information from sources connected to Maria. We’re told when Maria found out that Arnold was Read More ...

Estella Warren is Kind of a Badass

Posted: 24 May 2011 10:13 AM PDT

   
So, apparently Estella Warren has been The Fifth Element all along. TMZ reports: The crazy incident occurred Monday night just before midnight. Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius. Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the Read More ...

Julianne Hough’s in a Bikini, Too,and Other News

Posted: 24 May 2011 10:12 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t know a whole lot about Transformers. She doesn’t have to. - Maksim Chmerkovskiy is the strongest man in the world. - Zach Galifianakis won’t let his mom watch The Hangover Part 2 - President Obama got the royal treatment. - Tom Cruise just couldn’t wait to get Read More ...

Kirsten Dunst Throws Lars von Trier Under The Bus

Posted: 24 May 2011 08:29 AM PDT

   
Last week, Danish director Lars von Trier attempted to make a joke about Nazis that was more nonsensical than it was offensive, so naturally the Cannes board of directors banned him from the rest of the festival because apparently Benjamin Millepied didn’t do enough to reinforce French stereotypes. “Non, non, non. You were snooty, but Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Wore a Bikini Again, Guess What Happened

Posted: 24 May 2011 07:24 AM PDT

   
“Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…” As Lindsay Lohan watched the press roll in yesterday from her weekend of flashing the world, she conveniently had another wardrobe malfunction, and here we are because the Internet runs on boobs. Of course, some might say it’s an innocent Read More ...

Victoria Beckham Wants to Murder Jennifer Lopez

Posted: 24 May 2011 06:54 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, American Idol creator Simon Fuller received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and, naturally, invited Victoria Beckham because he also manages the Spice Girls. Except she decided to show up late only to find current Idol host Jennifer Lopez had taken the front row seats leaving Posh to sit in the third Read More ...
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