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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.20.11
- Teen Mom Leah in a Bikini
- Macho Man Randy Savage Dies in Car Accident (1952 – 2011)
- Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Like Someone on Drugs
- Here’s Tom Hardy as Bane
- Sofia Vergara is a Talented Actress and Other News
- Katy Perry: ‘Look at These, You’re Fired’
- The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala
- Bar Refaeli Knows How to Fight AIDS
- Courtney Love’s Here to Cure AIDS, Everybody
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.20.11 Posted: 20 May 2011 02:25 PM PDT    That tingle of excitement you’re feeling is either because it’s Friday and you’re about to get as plastered as this idiot looks, or because you’ve been waiting for this edition of The Crap We Missed. Today we’ve mixed up a perfect 1:1 ratio of wiener to boob while still including hint of angry dwarf and Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 May 2011 01:07 PM PDT    Following in the footsteps of Teen Moms Farrah, Jenelle and Maci here’s Leah Messer posing for her contractually obligated bikini photo shoot or else MTV gets to take one of her kids. Although, to their credit, this one does end with her taking her shirt off then walking hand-in-hand with another chick in a bikini. Read More ... |
| Macho Man Randy Savage Dies in Car Accident (1952 – 2011) Posted: 20 May 2011 11:44 AM PDT  Former Slim Jim advocate, wrestling legend and hero to those who dared to say every single fashion accessory from the 80s can and should be worn all at the same time, Macho Man Randy Savage was reportedly killed this morning after suffering a heart attack while behind the wheel, according to TMZ: Florida Highway Patrol tells Read More ... |
| Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Like Someone on Drugs Posted: 20 May 2011 11:43 AM PDT    Here’s Mischa Barton at Heathrow airport yesterday because apparently she was only at Cannes for 24 hours at the request of Roberto Cavalli who also invited Courtney Love because he thinks he’s fucking hilarious. Which is why I think fashion is entirely bullshit. These “designers” have to be laughing their asses off behind closed doors. Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 May 2011 10:55 AM PDT    The Internet just Bat-came today after the first image of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises was revealed on the movie’s official website, but only after finding a Twitter hashtag through some sort of audio visualizer, I don’t even know. Coming from a guy whose wardrobe is 75% Iron Man T-shirts, that’s Read More ... |
| Sofia Vergara is a Talented Actress and Other News Posted: 20 May 2011 10:50 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Romeo invented bacon-flavored gum. That’s the only explanation here. - Nicki Minaj’s butt is a great icebreaker. - Pete Doherty essentially aided in the overdose death of a woman and got a sentence of six months. Your move, Hollywood. - Megan Fox was actually right in staying out of this Read More ... |
| Katy Perry: ‘Look at These, You’re Fired’ Posted: 20 May 2011 08:57 AM PDT    The Smoking Gun has obtained Katy Perry’s 45-page-long tour rider loaded with demands for glass door refrigerators, “perspex modern style” coffee tables and ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CARNATIONS. Also included are frighteningly specific instructions for her drivers that have to be from experience: - The driver will not start a conversation with the client. - The driver will Read More ... |
| The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala Posted: 20 May 2011 08:03 AM PDT    Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here’s the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they’re literally moments away from watching Michelle Rodriguez drink 85 Read More ... |
| Bar Refaeli Knows How to Fight AIDS Posted: 20 May 2011 07:15 AM PDT    AIDS: Damn, look at those ti- *THWAK* CURE: And I’m in. Nice work, Bar Refaeli. I’d never leave you for Blake Lively. BAR: Wait. Who’s dating Blake Lively? CURE: Uhhh.. my headset’s shorting out. Kzzzccss… can’t.. you.. static… krrzzzzzz.. Read More ... |
| Courtney Love’s Here to Cure AIDS, Everybody Posted: 20 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT    And by cure, I obviously mean die from it in front of the entire international film community. Although, that’s one way to do it. MAN: Sacrebleu! What has happened to this junkie? WOMAN: Why, AIDS, darling. She died of the AIDS. MAN: Ah, oui, of course. Where is my checkbook? I shall make a donation at once. SAMUEL L. Read More ... |
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