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- Did Benjamin Millepied introduce his pregnant jumpoff to his ex?
- Ryan Reynolds: “anyone who gets divorced [has] pain… I’m a different person”
- Katherine Heigl’s latest hairstyle: cotton candy grandma chic?
- Justin Bieber’s $25k custom Baby Stewie bling - cute or such a total idiotic waste?
- Courtney Love: “These days, I’m very virginal when it comes to drugs”
- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt go shopping for Shiloh’s fifth birthday
- Cheryl Cole fired from ‘The X Factor’ - was it because of her accent?
- George Clooney plays a dad in new trailer for ‘The Descendants’
- January Jones covers her bump in Preen: cute or meh?
- Leo DiCaprio likes Blake Lively because she plays hard to get (LOL)
Did Benjamin Millepied introduce his pregnant jumpoff to his ex? Posted: 26 May 2011 09:00 AM PDT This could have been a half-decent scandal, but Page Six is making it sound like nothing much happened. A few nights ago, Natalie Portman went to the American Ballet Theatre's new show (which her baby-daddy Benjamin Millepied choreographed - partially). Natalie might have run into Isabella Boylston, the chick who was Benjamin's girlfriend when he began work on Black Swan - Isabella was the chick that got dumped in favor of Natalie (and her industry connections). Page Six doesn't say whether or not the two women actually came face-to-face though.
[From Page Six] Oooh, so Sarah Lane didn't show up. Wait, if Benjamin choreographed at least one of the pieces, did he cast it too? Did he cast his ex-girlfriend Isabella and his current pregnant girlfriend's former body/dance double Sarah Lane? I guess my question is - does Benjamin screw around on Natalie with any ballerina he can get? And, does the Black Swan-dance double controversy hurt Benjamin within the ranks of the ballet community? If ballerinas are boycotting anything to do with Benjamin (and Natalie!), he might have a bigger problems. |
Ryan Reynolds: “anyone who gets divorced [has] pain… I’m a different person” Posted: 26 May 2011 08:57 AM PDT
I’m not a big fan of his and I find him full of himself, but as I’ve mentioned in the past I think he’s changed over the past year or so and has lost some of his arrogance. I’m probably influenced by Lainey more than anything, as she’s interviewed Ryan and vouches that he’s not the dick he used to be. Plus she’s Canadian like Ryan and is privy to more of their gossip up North. Kaiser doesn’t agree and says he’s still an assh*le. Maybe he is and he’s just learned to tone it down. He says a lot of goofy things in this interview, but he gets serious too and tries to be introspective. He doesn’t come across badly here:
[From Details] I don’t get how you can get divorced and think it’s still the same person you married. From what I’ve known of friends’ divorces, it’s all about how the other person changed or isn’t who they thought they were, or did something so unforgivable that they looked at them totally differently afterwards. This stuff about how Ryan and Scarjo took the high road and still had high regard for each other isn’t ringing true to me, but he’s so vague about it all that I guess I can’t judge. I like what he said about how it’s like a house of cards when you’re divorced and you shouldn’t try to date right away. He’s growing on me, but I think I’d find him of putting if he weren’t famous. He makes a lot of stupid wisecracks that sound awkward and forced, like a frat guy with his buddies. Those dudes grow up but do they ever really change? Here’s Ryan at Comicon on 3/31/11. The doucheface is strong with this one. Photo Credit: WENN.com and Fame |
Katherine Heigl’s latest hairstyle: cotton candy grandma chic? Posted: 26 May 2011 08:30 AM PDT It's like a thing now. Katherine Heigl's hair is always a complete mess, but from day to day, it's a mess in a completely different way. Heigl's been doing this country-western theme as of late, so she's been wandering around with giant, teased up granny hair that is bleached into oblivion. She's also been wearing cowboy boots, spangles, anything with fringe, large belt buckles, and lots of suede. It's all pretty much a catastrophe. So what's new today? Well, we got a close-up look at the profile of the hair. WTF is she doing to her poor hair? Does she hate herself that much? Look at awful it looks! It’s seriously grandma hair. That white-blonde, the cotton-candy look, with the back teased up. Total grandmother. Anyway, this whole outing was to some kind of medical center. Josh, Katherine's husband, was there. As was Katherine's mother, of course. I just… I feel so bad for Josh. He's not only married to Katherine Heigl (poor bastard) but he never even gets to spend time with her one-on-one. Her mom is ALWAYS around. |
Justin Bieber’s $25k custom Baby Stewie bling - cute or such a total idiotic waste? Posted: 26 May 2011 08:16 AM PDT
Now that I’ve done a little digging, it looks like TMZ just got the quotes from the jeweler’s blog, where he has a video of the pendant being made. (Below.) I was kind of fascinated by it, especially by the application of the tiny diamonds, but I also like to watch those shows where they show the manufacturing process for various products. So is this pendant a total f’ing waste? You know, Kim Kardashian just got an engagement ring that’s 20 carats and cost $2 million dollars. That puts a little diamond encrusted Stewie to shame. Plus nothing tops the 1/2 a million dollar “crayon bling” necklace that Jamaican singer Sean Kingston had - before he tried to ship it cross country and lost it. Unlike Sean Kingston, Bieber could probably afford this. The Bieb is young and he has a whole career ahead of him to waste money on jewelry and toys, the lucky little shit. |
Courtney Love: “These days, I’m very virginal when it comes to drugs” Posted: 26 May 2011 07:56 AM PDT I've been eying this damn Courtney Love interview for days. I didn't even want to get started on it, because Courtney is a cesspool of delusion, drugs, alcohol, chanting and insanity. CB and I were just debating what's wrong with her, and whether she's ever really had a moment of lucidity at any point over the past decade. According to Courtney, she's totally fine. According to CB, journalists help enable Courtney's issues by making her sound lucid. According to me, Courtney is a pit of despair, hyper-narcissism and crazy. If you'd like to read her full interview at The Fix, go here. Supposedly, the interview is all about her sobriety. FOR REAL. Here are some highlights:
[From The Fix] That Pamela Anderson roast was 2005. And Courtney is a mess. Just an absolute mess. I can't even count or detail all of the contradictions in Courtney's "I'm SO SOBER, SLUTS!" argument. At one point, she's even whipping out all of her prescription pill bottles for the interviewer - who is allegedly writing about how Courtney is SOBER. Good God. Oh, and in case you wanted to know, Courtney says Kurt Cobain was hung like a horse. Who would have thought? Ugh. UPDATE: The Fix put up Part II of the interview. Go here to read it. There’s some stuff about Gwyenth: “For some reason I don't have the sense of self-preservation that other people do, which hasn't always won me a lot of friends. But as Gwyneth once said to me, ‘Once you're A-list, you're always A-list,’ and I try to remember that.” |
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt go shopping for Shiloh’s fifth birthday Posted: 26 May 2011 07:52 AM PDT In the end, it was just too much color for her. Her system got overloaded by red-orange-coral sacky goodness and she ordered the gerbils to prepare a very special all-black ensemble for yet another outing, this one designed specifically to make us forget that she ever, EVER wore a color. So the gerbils arranged this outing - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, exiting Ozzie Dots yesterday in LA. Apparently the store is some kind of party supply place, and they got what seems to be birthday party decorations. Probably for Shiloh's fifth birthday, which is this Friday (tomorrow!)? For some reason, though, I doubt Shiloh wanted a birthday theme of anything you could find at a party supply store. She probably wanted a samurai theme and Angelina was like "How about ponies? How about a horse theme, babe?" Also, notice that in every photo, Angelina isn't putting that lollipop to her mouth. It's a prop! I want to see her eat a lollipop. I suspect she doesn't know how to. She's probably just holding it for Brad. Oh, and she's carrying a Louis Vuitton bag. Of course! Meanwhile, Brad has been talking about the Missouri floods and all of the terrible tornados in the Midwest: "I spent a lot of time in *Note by Celebitchy: The quoted text on the source incorrectly names the city devastated by tornadoes as Joppa. Thanks to those of you who pointed out that it’s Joplin, MO. |
Cheryl Cole fired from ‘The X Factor’ - was it because of her accent? Posted: 26 May 2011 07:44 AM PDT Poor Cheryl Cole. She's never going to "happen" in America. All of that boob-flashing and hair-teasing and D-list boyfriend-dumping for naught! According to TMZ, Cheryl Cole was dumped ("fired") from the American version of The X Factor this week. Sources claim that Cheryl is being replaced with… Nicole Scherzinger, that chick from The Pussycat Dolls who looks like a budget Kim Kardashian (to me). Nicole was supposed to be the co-host of the show, but now she's moved to the judges' table and she'll be "mentoring" the contestants too. After TMZ's initial report of Cheryl's firing, they had this story about the reasons behind the replacement:
[From TMZ] Why am I laughing? Oh, God. How much does it suck to be told that you're more expendable than Paula Abdul?!? That's the lowest of the low blows. As far as Cheryl's accent goes, I realized that I hadn't really heard her speak that much, so I tried to find a decent interview where I could really hear the accent: Aw, her accent isn't that bad. I mean, it's really thick and I have no idea if Americans in general would be able to understand her, but I watch a lot of British shows, so I can understand her. America: We only accept Hugh Grant's posh accent. Honestly, though, my conspiracy hat is on. I doubt her accent is even one of the top five reasons she got pushed out. Reason 1: America doesn't know who Cheryl Cole is, and we don't really care. Reason 6: This: Reason 7: Her accent. |
George Clooney plays a dad in new trailer for ‘The Descendants’ Posted: 26 May 2011 07:40 AM PDT The trailer for George Clooney’s newest film, The Descendants, has arrived, and it’s rather reflective of the usual style of its director, Alexander Payne (Election; About Schmidt). Kaiser finds Payne to be an overrated director, and I’d tend to agree for the most part. I think Payne has an overall good message and is adept at critiquing society, but I’m not crazy about the “whimsical” way that his characters go about their journeys of self discovery. Perhaps it’s more of a quirky soundtrack thing that really bothers me, but whatever the case, I don’t rush to see Payne’s films, which are usually just variants of the same sad-yet-funny theme. With The Descendants, Payne moves away from his midwestern comfort zone to relocate his characers to a Hawaiian setting. Like Schmidt (Jack Nicholson), Clooney’s character is yet another unexceptional American alienated from his surroundings, which in this case just happens to be his marriage and family. It’s rather difficult to discuss the film’s synopsis without revealing what look to be very pivotal plot details, but Clooney plays a father who must learn to take care of his two daughters after his wife ends up hospitalized after a boating accident. Naturally, there is an important, life-altering revelation that the trailer reveals in a pretty spoilerrific manner, so beware of watching it if you’re sensitive to that sort of thing. Also, Clooney cries. Is anyone else thrown a bit by watching Clooney’s attempts to play a so-called “average guy” and, more importantly, a dad too? It’s a bit jarring and ultimately reveals that he’s on his own journey of self-discovery that just happens to lead to an Oscar nomination. Funny how A-list actors have all kinds of money and power at their disposal, but they get hung up on winning those silly gold statuettes, right? In other words, welcome back, Indie Clooney. Photos of Clooney trolling The Descendants set courtesy of Fame Pictures; still and poster Shailene-Wooley.com |
January Jones covers her bump in Preen: cute or meh? Posted: 26 May 2011 07:25 AM PDT As promised, here's a post about the fashionable ladies of the X-Men: First Class premiere in NYC last night (go here for the post about the dudes). The biggest names amongst the ladies were January Jones, Rose Byrne and Zoe Kravitz. Jennifer Lawrence was a no-show, likely because she's filming The Hunger Games. So, let's begin at the beginning, with January Jones and her bump. I didn't spy any photos of X-Men: First Class's director, Matthew Vaughn, who is turning into the leading candidate for baby-daddy. Maybe he wasn't there… suspicious? So January and her bump posed alone (or with members of the cast) on the red carpet. January wore Preen. I'm kind of meh on the dress, but it's much better than her pre-pregnancy styles, so good for her. I have to say, I actually really like her hair right now too. Re: January and whether the baby-daddy is director Matthew Vaughn. There's a more specific blind item about it, but the whole thing just sounds like the same process of elimination that everybody is doing to get to Vaughn. You can read the blind here - part of me is still hoping that it's Oliver Platt (who also wasn't at the premiere, SIDE-EYE!!). In the past few weeks, I've been seeing a lot of photos of Vaughn's wife Claudia Schiffer, and she's been flying solo at all of the events. We'll see how it all plays out. And here's Zoe Kravitz, wearing a gown by Alexander Wang, with clunky Chanel shoes. The dress isn't really bad, but I feel like this is a dated look. I saw this exact style - velvet slipdress, clunky shoes - when I was growing up. It's very early '90s. Rose Byrne wore Marc Jacobs. I'm starting to wonder if Rose's style is a little bit… off. She's done some red carpets where I've just thought "Damn, she's a pretty woman, but why is she wearing that?!?" I don't hate this look, though. And I'm happy to see that she looks like she's gained some weight too. |
Leo DiCaprio likes Blake Lively because she plays hard to get (LOL) Posted: 26 May 2011 07:07 AM PDT As we know now, Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are a thing. They've been circling each other like two predators for months now, and since they were photographed together during the Cannes Film Festival, it's been official. After Cannes, Leo even took Blake to Italy for a little getaway. I think Blake's hustle worked. I think she gets to be Leo's girlfriend. For now. Us Weekly agrees with me - their sources (who sound like Blake's friends) make it sound like Leo was trying to get with Blake for months, and that they even had a makeout session back in January.
[From Us Weekly, print edition] Other tabloids seem to agree that Blake and Leo are on, but they disagree as to why Leo chose Blake instead of his usual standard-issue supermodel. In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) claims that this is all a strategic move for Blake, that she's angling to be the next Julia Roberts, and she needs a high-profile boyfriend (who isn't married, I suppose). Meanwhile, Life & Style (via Jezebel) says that Leo dumped Bar Refaeli because Bar kept pressuring him to have a baby, while Blake just plays it cool around Leo. Blake is pulling the "I'm so busy and important" stuff and it makes Leo want her even more, because he's used to girls dropping everything to be with him. For that theory, my only response is to quote Sex & the City: "Don't play hard to get with a man who's hard to get." You got that, Blake? |
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