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- Jennifer Garner denies latest pregnancy rumor
- Kirstie Alley claims she lost 38 inches from going from a size 12 to a 6
- Hot Guy Friday: Are You Gonna Dong My Way?
- The Kat-Face Kardashian wedding of the century will be televised!
- Britney Spears wants to marry Jason Trawick and have more babies, dad says no
- Director Matthew Vaughn denies paternity of January Jones’s baby
- Reese Witherspoon pregnancy speculation begins now
- Did Alex Rodriguez tell Cameron Diaz that she needed a boob job?
- Ryan Reynolds had a different woman every month he was filming in South Africa
- Amy Winehouse bought & drank vodka on her way to rehab
Jennifer Garner denies latest pregnancy rumor Posted: 27 May 2011 09:10 AM PDT
[From E! Online] Kaiser is always telling me that Garner stages photo ops with her daughters, and I used to be like “oh no, the paparazzi just hound her,” but I’m coming around to the other point of view. I still like her and find her very normal and nice and all, but you can tell she plays it up. Maybe she’s just dealing with it the best she can, and you can tell that she’s a very hands on mom and dotes on her daughters. I basically make this argument in every story about Garner because I don’t know what else to write about her. That’s a good thing for her PR I guess. That and the pregnancy rumors. At least we’re not speculating about her marriage. Photos are from the last two weeks. Credit: WENN.com and Fame |
Kirstie Alley claims she lost 38 inches from going from a size 12 to a 6 Posted: 27 May 2011 08:33 AM PDT Here are some newish photos of Kirstie Alley out and about in NYC yesterday. She and Maksim did several television interviews together, and Kirstie kept this great red dress on throughout the day, showing off her much trimmer figure. As we've heard again and again, Kirstie literally has no clue how delusional she sounds about her size. While she has truly lost so much weight, and she looks great and so much healthier, Kirstie consistently shoots herself in the foot by claiming to be much smaller than she is in reality. First, she claimed that when she started DWTS, she was a size 12, and she quickly went down to a size 8. Then she doubled down and claimed that she was now a size four or six. This is where she's holding, with some extra delusion and nonsensical math on the side:
[From Hollywood Life] So… her dress was taken in 38 inches and she thinks she was a size 12 when she started and now she's a "stretchy" size six. The "38 inches" number absolutely fascinates me. Is she just making this junk up as she goes along, or is someone feeding her this stuff and she buys it hook, line and sinker? Once again, congratulations to her and I hope she can keep it up. But methinks part of the "larger issue" with Kirstie's yo-yo weight is that THE BITCH IS CRAZY and she's just really bad with numbers. |
Hot Guy Friday: Are You Gonna Dong My Way? Posted: 27 May 2011 08:13 AM PDT Jason Momoa. I knew that Bedhead was going to be covering Lenny Kravitz this week, and so I decided to show you just how much Lisa Bonet rocks. Lenny was her past. Jason Momoa is her present. The girl has got it going on. Anyway, I don’t much about Momoa other than “he’s hot” and “he’s a giant.” By the way, Lenny Kravitz is our Dong Dessert, so we (and you personally) are being bookended or “sandwiched” by Lisa Bonet’s Past, Present and Future Dong. She’s such a lucky bitch! Chris O'Dowd. He's is not the Irishman I thought I was going to feature this week. I honestly thought about Michael Fassbender AGAIN, because he is my one true and great love (excepting Clive Owen, Gerard Butler, Ralph Fiennes, etc). But over the weekend, CB and I went to see Bridesmaids, and I'll be damned if Chris O'Dowd wasn't one of the most adorable men I'd ever seen. He's so funny and so, so sweet. That sweetness becomes sexy! And yeah, his accent is lovely. Here's his IMDB in case you can't place him. I also know him from Pirate Radio, where he was also adorable. Godfrey Gao. Best known as "the first male Asian supermodel." Mostly because he's starting to land some really big modeling contracts and magazine shoots. There really isn't much to say about him. He's hot. He's 26 years old. He's really, really tall. And he's hot. Neil Jackson. This came in as a request, and I realized that I knew EXACTLY who he was once I had looked up his IMDB. I know him from the updated Upstairs, Downstairs miniseries which recently appeared on PBS Masterpiece. He played the chauffeur with an interest in fascist politics, to point where he was for a short time a full-blown Nazi. In the end, though, he gave it up. But mostly all I remember is that appeared in a old-school men's tank or shirtless in several scenes. He's got some serious hotness, although I have to admit, I'm not all over him. Technically, he's my type - he's got an accent, he's tall and lanky, and he's got similar coloring to Paul Bettany and Michael Fassbender. But there's something too clean-cut about him. I like dudes who are a bit dirty and skuzzy, you know. Dennis Quaid. He used to be one of the hottest things going. Ask your mother! He was IT for a lot of women, circa The Big Easy. And while he's not really a heartthrob at this point, he still deserves a place on this list. Yeah, I know there are rumors about his sketchy past. He was supposedly an enormous cokehead for more than a decade, and Meg Ryan had her reasons for leaving him. That being said, as an actor, is totally solid. As he's aged, he hasn't been afraid to embrace character roles, and he's been in several movies where I've been like "Damn, he's A LOT better than he needs to be." Plus, I like his eye crinkles. And his bod. Tim McGraw (By CB): We’ve never featured McGraw before and that’s a shame. He’s a fine specimen and although I usually don’t like men in cowboy hats, he’s a definite exception. I found myself just staring at him in wonder while watching The Blind Side. Rodrigo Santoro (By CB): I picked Rodrigo before seeing these recent photos of him all clean-cut looking, wearing the hell out of a tux. Usually I go for that type, but Rodrigo does it for me more when he’s scruffy with facial hair. He just seems like such a good guy and that’s hard to reconcile with how blindingly pretty he is. Plus his accent is to die for. Tom Selleck (By CB): Tom Selleck is my dad’s age now, and I normally don’t go for older men but he still does it for me. I’ve been watching Blue Bloods and this guy’s voice just slays me every time. He used to be the hottest thing around, but I’ll take him a little older than his prime, like in his early 50s in the first photo below. He looked so Butler-esque back then and roguish. Now he’s a distinguished older man who still figures in so many women’s fantasies. Will Estes (By CB): Will stars on Blue Bloods with Tom up there, and he was also on American Dreams. I used to feel guilty for finding him so hot because I thought he was all of 22. He’s 32, though, so he’s fair game. His baby face is so lovely and emotive. He’s got that “high school dreamboat” look to him. Zachary Quinto (by Bedhead) Those eyebrows could take over for the aching arms of Charles Atlas one day, but it’s the intensity of that pair of peepers that rests below them that really matters. That facial structure certainly doesn’t hurt matters either, and when Quinto allows himself to relax a little and break into a smile, well, swoon. Anderson Cooper (by Bedhead) Yeah, I know that Anderson doesn’t play for the team that I’m interested in, but he’s just so damn cute … especially when he plays the role of serious newscaster. Whether he’s standing in the midst of a war-torn country, snuggling with Elmo, or at home behind his CNN newsdesk, The Coop and his startlingly blue eyes are always in charge. Let’s declare Silver Foxes to be an endangered species that should be protected and cuddled upon first sighting, shall we? John Malkovich (by Bedhead) Okay, so he’s a little bit creepy, but that’s often Malkovich’s job as an actor, and he’s so damn good at it. Just to name a few of his better performances, he seduced Uma Thurman and Michelle Pfieffer with precision in Dangerous Liasons and held his own against the mayhem and goofiness of George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Burn Against Reading. Honestly, I could go on forever about this guy, but it’s enough to say that Malkovich will always have my respect and, well, whatever else he wanted from me too. Kiefer Sutherland (by Bedhead) Like his father, Donald, this gravelly-voiced actor always captures one’s attention the moment he steps onto either the big or small screen. As Jack Bauer, he became a weekly hero in the unyielding fight against terrorism, but I’ll always remember him best as the vampire David from The Lost Boys. C’mon, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong? Lenny Kravitz (by Bedhead) Earlier this week, I talked about how Kravitz signed onto The Hunger Games (therefore giving the movie some sex appeal), and the comments about his physicality were so receptive that we just had to include him in this week’s HGF and then bump him up to this week’s delicious Hot Dong Dessert for good measure. Of course, Kravitz is much better known for his music rather than acting, so I’ve been listening to a lot of him this week too. He might not make the most gorgeous kids in the world (sorry Zoe, but you’re fair game when you date our Fassdong!), but he did a great cover of American Woman and positively oozes style and coolness. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, Pacific Coast News, PRPhotos, the domestic and international editions of Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
The Kat-Face Kardashian wedding of the century will be televised! Posted: 27 May 2011 07:51 AM PDT I don't know why this story is making headlines, because it seems like one of the most obvious developments in entertainment news. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries's wedding is already being negotiated for a special E! show. SHOCKING. The only story I'm interested in is how much money Kat-Face is going to make off of it, WHEN NOT IF she sells the rights to her wedding to Ass-Plants INC. But here you go, "speculation" as to whether Kim will sell her wedding…. Will she? Won't she? Will she be the most Kat-faced bride ever?!
[From E! News] What are your thoughts on Kris Jenner's "management" of her daughters? I would love it so much if one of them went out and got REAL management, someone who didn't think it was a good idea to shill every single thing to E! But that will never happen. Kim and Kourtney will be 60 years old and Kris will be in a wheelchair (an unfortunate stripper pole incident) and Kris will still be selling the rights to Kim's first hip replacement surgery. |
Britney Spears wants to marry Jason Trawick and have more babies, dad says no Posted: 27 May 2011 07:14 AM PDT Poor Britney Spears. She’s still being trotted out onstage to perform remedially choreographed moves when she’d rather just have a hot derg. Meanwhile, Sam Lufti continues to hound her to testify in his lawsuit, and Kellan Lutz has denied her request to appear in her new music video. This is all very depressing, yes, but in Touch has also published a new story, which alleges that what Britney really wants to do most in life is exactly what her father and conservator, Jamie, absolutely refuses to allow at this point in time; that is, Britney has her heart set upon getting married to beau Jason Trawick and popping out at least three more kids.
[From In Touch, print edition] Do I think this is true? Maybe, but it’s easy to understand why Jamie would want Britney to hold off on jumping into marriage and pregnancy again. While skeptics might assume that Jamie is only interested in keeping Britney on tour and raking in more money, I think he’s truly concerned for her well being as well as that of her already existing two children. If Britney goes off her meds, she could end up institutionalized again, which wouldn’t help anyone, least of all her kids. That doesn’t even take into account the postpartum depression factor, but for the immediate moment, I’m consumed with mental images of Britney, heavily pregnant in bed and yelling, “Y’all get me some Cheetos!” Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures |
Director Matthew Vaughn denies paternity of January Jones’s baby Posted: 27 May 2011 07:12 AM PDT I've said it before, and I'll say it again: January Jones' pregnancy is the best living blind item of the year. At this point, theories and blind items and unnamed-source quotes are all coexisting together, feeding off of each other, egging each other on. As soon as "sources" began floating the theory that January was knocked up WHILE on the set of X-Men: First Class, BY someone working on the film, the baby daddy drama got even more awesome/terrible, because of the possibilities of a Fassbender Junior or McAvoy Junior. Then came an important clue (that may or may not have been true): January's alleged baby daddy not only worked on X-Men, but he was and is married. The possibilities were limited even further by that idea/theory, until almost everybody agreed that the best, most reasonable THEORY for baby daddy was director Matthew Vaughn. Vaughn is married to Claudia Schiffer. They have kids and tons of money and respectability and IF Vaughn is the father of January's baby, it will be a major scandal in Britain, and a pretty interesting gossip story in America. That being said, we do not know if Vaughn is the father. It really is just a theory, an untested hypothesis, and none of us really have anything to back it up. This is the predicament that E! News found themselves in yesterday. Everybody is whispering "Matthew Vaughn something something January Jones" under their breath, and E! News stepped up and tried to make it into a legit entertainment news story, documenting the alleged sketchiness surrounding Vaughn, Schiffer and Jones. E! news published their initial story yesterday, then they put up an update after they got a call from Vaughn's lawyers, then E! just pulled the story completely. Thankfully, I had it saved! Here's the full story, with the lawyer-approved update:
[From E! News] This got pulled, and my guess is that E! News is on notice from Vaughn's lawyers (once again, just a THEORY). So, how do you read this? I think the denial of the affair and the paternity is interesting, and now I kind of wonder if Vaughn and his lawyers would have even bothered to deny it if they thought there was even a slim possibility that he was the father. Or maybe they wouldn't have denied if they didn't have faith that January Jones was going to keep her mouth shut? Interestingly enough, January bump and the paternity questions have now taken center stage during the promotion of X-Men: First Class. Even The Bacon had to field questions about paternity! Please God, don't let it be The Bacon. |
Reese Witherspoon pregnancy speculation begins now Posted: 27 May 2011 07:11 AM PDT Here are some new photos of poor Reese Witherspoon with her Still, the pregnancy rumors have started anyway. Does she look pregnant here? Not really. But the Enquirer is trying to make it happen anyway:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column] Does Mike Walker think that the first thing a newly pregnant woman does is go out and buy some baby clothes? Don't you wait a bit? The clothes were probably for a friend, and Reese just wanted to wrap the stuff herself. She's so crafty and down-home, I bet she has a gift-wrapping room. I'm so jealous! |
Did Alex Rodriguez tell Cameron Diaz that she needed a boob job? Posted: 27 May 2011 07:08 AM PDT This is rich. And probably true. According to In Touch Weekly, Cameron Diaz is considering a cosmetic procedure to make her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez happy. Nevermind that Alex hasn't been seen in London, where Cameron is filming a movie with Colin Firth. Camy has been there for weeks! And Alex is off doing whatever and whoever. Sorry to digress, back to the subject: Alex wants Camy to get some new boobs. He allegedly told Kate Hudson that she needed new boobs too, but she didn't get them until later. Anyway, Cameron is seriously considering it:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Look, I don't have a problem, in general, with breast implants. But ladies, get it done to make yourself feel good, to feel sexy, because YOU want it. Don't do it because some douche that you're dating is all "You know what would be a good look? If you had bulging muscles, lots of upper body strength and big, fake, plastic melons bolted on to your chest. Because you look hideous now." Of course, I've never encountered that particular body criticism - I've always been well-endowed. But if a dude told me to get a breast reduction, he and I wouldn't last. And seriously, what is wrong with Alex Rodriguez? He really has a type doesn't he? He goes for slender blondes and then he "remakes" them into bodybuilders with bolt-ons. Ugh. By the way, I've been waiting for a chance to use this - it's the first still from Gambit, the film Camy is doing with Colin Firth. Look how Firth is bringing the SEX! Now look at Camy's crazy jacked face. What is wrong with her?!? |
Ryan Reynolds had a different woman every month he was filming in South Africa Posted: 27 May 2011 07:08 AM PDT
That doesn’t mean that Ryan hasn’t been seeing other women. He was spotted out with a 25 year-old German model named Agnes Fischer in March, and she even got a “five things you don’t know about” profile in People. Star Magazine claims that just a month prior he was seeing his co-star and romantic interest in the film he was working out down in South Africa, Safe House. Star has hotel security camera captures of Ryan and his costar, 22 year-old Nora Arnezeder, hugging and holding hands while headed to his room on four different dates in February. The photos were kind of romantic, actually, and in one Ryan is kissing Nora’s hand like a gentleman that’s grateful he’s about to get laid. Nora left the shoot by March, which is when Ryan hooked up with Agnes. Then a month later in April he hooked up with a different model from South Africa. He’s been keeping busy that’s for sure.
[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 6, 2011] This story endeared me to Ryan actually. The photos of him with his costar were really sweet. I don’t see anything wrong with the guy dating different women post divorce. He’s obviously keeping his options open and isn’t trying to jump into another relationship right away. I get the sense that he wants too though. He’s dating one woman a month from what this story claims, not several in the same week. In that Details interview it sounded like he was fighting his natural urge to find a longterm girlfriend. There are guys who are more comfortable in a relationship and Ryan strikes me as that type. He can play the field for as long as he wants to though that’s for sure. There are plenty of women who would jump at the chance. I’m just glad that Blake Lively never got her mits into him. Or did she? Photos are from 3/31/11. Credit: Fame and WENN.com |
Amy Winehouse bought & drank vodka on her way to rehab Posted: 27 May 2011 06:42 AM PDT Amy Winehouse has checked back in rehab. For the millionth time, it feels like. I'm too lazy to even try to look up how many times Amy has been to rehab, but I'm going to say "eight" feels right. According to a statement from Amy's rep, she “has embarked on a treatment program at the Priory Clinic. She wants to be ready for performances in Europe this summer and decided to seek an assessment. She will remain at the Priory on doctors’ advice." Amy has already scheduled several gigs this summer in Europe, the kick-off scheduled for June 18. Can Amy pull it together in, what, less than four weeks? Apparently, her dad Mitch was the one to instigate this latest rehab trip. According to People's source, “Her dad sat her down and said ‘I think you’re drinking too much again.’ So she agreed to go an assessment to stop it becoming a bigger problem.” So, what did Amy do on her way to The Priory? She bought some vodka for the road. Of course.
[From The Sun] Poor Amy. And dear God, she STILL has a rep? That poor bastard. In case you think The Sun can't be relied upon, People Magazine confirms the vodka story, with a friend of Amy's telling the magazine that Amy downed the vodka on her way to the clinic “in typical Amy style." As for whether or not THIS rehab trip will work… yeah, not so much. Amy just uses these rehab stays like other people go to spas. She just goes there to get some healthy meals, get some rest, get sober for two seconds and then she's got her second wind and she's ready to party again. |
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