Friday, May 20, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Thursday headlines, with Poppy Montgomerys ass

Posted: 19 May 2011 03:46 PM PDT

MEL GIBSON - was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post) LARS VON TRIER - won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly [...]

‘Terminator 5′ just got cancelled

Posted: 19 May 2011 02:04 PM PDT

Just a few weeks ago, the biggest story about Arnold Schwarzenegger was that he was set to return to acting, most notably, reprising the role that made him a star. Which I assumed meant as Hercules, making me look like quite the fool. But now, with fathers day just a month away and [...]

South Park made fun of Schwarzenegger

Posted: 19 May 2011 01:15 PM PDT

Hopefully Maria Shriver didn’t sit down last night to relax and watch some TV, assuming that, as long as she avoided the news, she wouldn’t have to hear anymore about her husband and his serial killer-like penis. Because Matt and Trey will sometimes turn in episodes of ‘South Park’ just hours before they air, [...]

Bar Refali is trying to make DiCaprio jealous

Posted: 19 May 2011 12:29 PM PDT

One reason I rarely date international supermodels anymore is because they can't handle getting dumped. They're used to everyone fawning all over them, so when I tell ‘em to hit the bricks they get all clingy. The same thing might be happening to Leonardo DiCaprio, who is in Cannes this [...]

Arnold Schwarzenegger had two sons born the same week

Posted: 19 May 2011 10:46 AM PDT

As you may have noticed, something would have to have acid for blood in order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to not fuck it, and now the whores are coming out of the woodwork with the revelation that he had a child with his maid 13 years ago. One has even hired the worlds most [...]

Elisabetta Canalis needs to think this through

Posted: 19 May 2011 08:33 AM PDT

George Clooneys girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (who still looks a little trannyish sometimes) spent another day lounging around on a yacht in a tiny bikini in Cannes yesterday, then did some modeling. Also on a yacht. But those pictures weren’t as good so they're behind the bikini ones. Someone should maybe tell her [...]

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