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- Katie Price shows off a new tattoo for boyfriend of 3 months
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley “wants a sniff of Angelina Jolie’s career”
- Michael Fassbender & Zoe Kravitz were pap’d together, they’re still dating
- Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight split up - what took so long?
- Cheryl Cole is too hurt, damaged & humiliated to return to the UK ‘X Factor’
- Nicole Kidman wore a loose blouse & now people think she’s pregnant
- ‘Hangover 2′ stomps ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′, but are these films comparable?
- Christina Agulera is back to being a staggering, fall-down drunk again
Katie Price shows off a new tattoo for boyfriend of 3 months Posted: 30 May 2011 09:38 AM PDT Glamour model Katie “Jordan” Price will never learn as far as her serial monogamy is concerned. In fact, Price is so notorious for her short-lived “serious” relationships that she can be compared to Jennifer Love Hewitt in that regard. The main difference, of course, is that Price is quick to marry each man and then divorce them in very short order. A few years ago, when she and Peter Andre divorced (in a very public way), Price almost immediately lept into a relationship with fellow famewhore and former adult film star/current cagefighter Alex Reid, who she rapidly married in Vegas and then dumped only 11 months later. Now, Price has been snapped in Spain while frolicking in a pool with Leandro Penna and a new tattoo of the day they met — February 27, 2011 — just three months ago. It must be love, mates! Price is no stranger to body ink tributes, for she used to have a “Pete” tattoo on her wrist, which she accessorized with a large “X” during their split and then later completely erased. Still, it’s possible (although not probable) that this new tattoo is fake, which would fit her pattern of romantic gestures for the sake of press. Less than a month ago, Price was strategically photographed (at one of her “book” signings) wearing a huge diamond ring on her engagement finger:
[From Daily Mail] Well, a long time has now been confirmed as just a few months, but that’s the way this chav rolls, apparently. If there’s anything obvious about Katie Price (beyond her tacky ways and famewhore tendencies), it’s that she falls in love fast and hard. She plays for keeps, just as long as “keeps” doesn’t last more than a year or two at most. Hopefully, her unstable ways won’t affect her three young children that much as they grow older. Also, can someone say “motorboat”? Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures |
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley “wants a sniff of Angelina Jolie’s career” Posted: 30 May 2011 06:12 AM PDT Just deal with it, people. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is your new Megan Fox. She does endless interviews, she's not that bright, she tries to play the victim and her face is kind of crazy. I might even think that Megan is a better actor than Rosie, judging solely from the absolutely terrible clip released of the new Transformers movie. But today we'll just be discussing Rosie and her multiple magazine covers. Last week, Bedhead covered Rosie's Complex cover story, and today we have her appearances on GQ UK and Elle UK, all for the June and July issues. In Elle, she discussed how she was forced to lose weight in her early days of modeling:
[From Us Weekly] I think what bothers me about someone like Rosie complaining about the issue of body image and weight loss in the modeling industry is that she (and many other models) always make it sound like fait accompli. Like, OF COURSE they had to lose weight, of course they were told to lose weight, of course they didn't stand up and fight for healthier body image representations and of course when they were told to lose weight, they did so with ease (or so they claim). The story is never, "I was told to lose weight and I told them to go screw themselves. But a month later, I started doing blow and then I lost weight. Yay." I guess… I just don't find Rosie's body image struggle particularly sympathetic. Anyway, here are some excerpts from Rosie's GQ UK interview:
[From The Mail] She's not really at the Megan Fox-level of dumb interviews. If this was Megan, she would have told a story about how she was a fake lesbian and thrown in some insults for Michael Bay. In comparison to Fox, Rosie just seems kind of bland. I don't even find these photo shoots particularly interesting or provocative in any way, good or bad. I just don't think Rosie is interesting enough to be anything beyond a model. And even then… I don't know. I used to kind of like her look, but she's plucking my last nerve lately. Oh, and about the Angelina Jolie career goal… well, Rosie should maybe aim lower? Let’s aim for Megan Fox, hon. |
Michael Fassbender & Zoe Kravitz were pap’d together, they’re still dating Posted: 30 May 2011 05:31 AM PDT If you've been following my Michael Fassbender posts (or my Twitter), you know that I've been kind of obsessed with Fassbender and Zoe Kravitz's relationship. Zoe and Michael worked together on X-Men: First Class, and they announced themselves as a couple at the beginning of this year when Michael was being profiled by Vogue UK. I mean, he didn't give any quotes or anything, Zoe just showed up in the course of the interview and she and Michael began, like, making out. It kind of broke my heart. Since then, I've been on Fassdong Watch, trying to read body language and celebrity tea leaves to see if Michael was really serious about Zoe. When Zoe and Michael were on X-Men promotional duties last week, they honestly seemed to be avoiding each other and their body language looked kind of "off". Michael has been working non-stop - and I kind of thought the relationship had gone south. Not so much, according to these photos. Michael and Zoe were pap'd over the weekend, hanging out in NYC, looking couple-y. These are the first photos of them together that I know of, where it’s just the two of them with no buffers. UNBREAK MY HEART. Seriously, I will totally sing this to the Fassdong when we meet: You know what kind of bugs about Zoe? Her style is so early '90s! Like, she's so young that she think this early '90s style (which was retro, mainstream '60s-inspired stuff, honestly) is "vintage" or "hip". She's very, very young. Michael looks like hell too. I mean, YES, I still would. Again and again. I would f@#! those ugly Chucks off of his giant feet. And the blonde hair isn't the best. And he's a skinny bastard. But dear God, that jaw line. That face. Those hands. He's so pretty. God, I bet the sex is amazing between him and Zoe. |
Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight split up - what took so long? Posted: 30 May 2011 05:12 AM PDT
The last I heard of them, Curry was papped out with Knight and went on a rant against marriage. A female paparazzo asked Curry for advice since she was just about to get married, and Curry said “It’s my belief that men and women aren’t really designed to be with each other, but since this is purgatory we can’t live without them. So this is our punishment for whatever it is we did… It’s a lot of work and dedication and time. So don’t do it unless you’re willing to go the distance. That’s why a lot of people get divorced after a few years.” Then Knight chimed in and said “We’re from two different planets.” “Especially when you’ve got a big age gap,” Knight added. These two are now kaput after five years of marriage, which just makes me wonder what took so long. They made the announcement to Hollyscoop on what would have been their fifth anniversary.
[From Hollyscoop] That’s probably the longest split announcement I’ve ever read, and it’s obviously timed for headlines. The article concludes that there’s no scandal there, but we’ll see. I doubt a lot of people will care. It looks like Mrs. Brady was right, for what it’s worth. Not much, considering that just about everyone saw this coming. I guess we should congratulate them for lasting this long. These are the most recent photos I can find of these two. They’re practically making out on the red carpet on 4/11/11. What a difference six weeks makes, or not. Credit: PRPhotos |
Cheryl Cole is too hurt, damaged & humiliated to return to the UK ‘X Factor’ Posted: 30 May 2011 04:50 AM PDT I'm not sure if people still care at this point, but I'm still following The Cheryl Cole Debacle. Last week, the news came out that Cheryl Cole had been abruptly fired from the American version of The X Factor. Various reasons were discussed: Cheryl's thick accent, which might have been difficult for Americans to understand; Cheryl's lack of chemistry with Paula Abdul, who is crazy; and perhaps even my theory, that Americans have enough people who are famous for no reason, and we don't need the UK exporting their talent less faux-celebrities. No, that's not fair to Cheryl. She's HUGE in the UK. She's a genuine celebrity, and lots of British people adore her. Anyway, as I mentioned last Thursday, after she was fired, Cheryl went back home to London and is said to be hiding out, not answering calls because she's so humiliated. The British tabloids were all over it this weekend, and The Mail grabbed some of the greatest hits from various stories. Interestingly enough, there are lots and lots of quotes attributed to Cheryl from The News of the World. Remember the wire-tapping scandal with NOTW? Yeah. I feel like we're reading transcripts from Cheryl's phone conversations with friends.
[From The Mail] As I've said, I do feel for Cheryl. Just a few months ago, she was on top of the world with soaring popularity in the UK, about to make her big, splashy debut in America. Now she's not only been publicly humiliated by getting fired from the American version, but now she's lost her job with the British version. I hope she saved her money! |
Nicole Kidman wore a loose blouse & now people think she’s pregnant Posted: 30 May 2011 04:49 AM PDT Here are some photos of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, out and about in New York on Friday and Saturday. In some of the photos, Nicole seems to wearing a unfortunate pair of unflattering pants and a billowy white blouse. The blouse and how it catches the breeze, it's an interesting affect. When I first saw these photos, I thought, "Nicole put on a few pounds - but just a few. Good for her." When obsessive bump-watchers saw these photos, they started squealing "BABY BUMP!!!" Uh… really?
[From Babble] Babble also thinks the other photos - the ones where Nicole's hair is wet - are evidence of a bump as well. Something about how Nicole is carrying her bag, like she's trying to hide "something". Here's my take: I think that as she gets a little bit older and more content in her married life with two young children, Nicole has stopped caring about two things. One, she's stopped caring about big, show-stopping fashion. Two, she's stopped caring about always being the thinnest, most fragile-looking woman out there. Nicole's current incarnation looks like she enjoys Southern food and anything comfortable. I don't think she's pregnant - I don't know if she's even capable of being pregnant. What I do know is that I kind of love this version of Nicole. I enjoyed the slimmer fashionista version too, just because I love a good fashion moment and Nicole was an addict for the red carpet. But I think this Nicole is happier. And God bless. By the way, I love this photo. I think Keith is getting Nicole to smell his breath? And after that, he probably got her to pull his finger. |
‘Hangover 2′ stomps ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′, but are these films comparable? Posted: 30 May 2011 04:35 AM PDT It was a weekend of sequels (which is quite indicative of what is to come during this summer’s movie season record number of franchise follow-ups) at the box office. This holiday weekend’s two new wide releases opened on Thursday instead of the usual Friday. In the end, The Hangover Part II landed an estimated $118.1 million for the four-day holiday weekend (not counting Memorial Day), which is significantly higher than the $80.5 million predicted by Box Office Mojo’s derby game, which also predicted a second-place opening for the Bradley Cooper movie. In the end, Kung Fu Panda 2 summarily landed in second place with a $53.8 million four-day weekend cumulative take. Naturally, these two sequels shall be compared to their respective predecessors. Kung Fu Panda opened in June 2008 to the tune of $60 million (with cumulative $215,434,591 domestic and $632 worldwide grosses) whereas The Hangover opened in June 2009 with an opening weekend of $45 million. However, positive word of mouth boosted Hangover’s subsequent weekends to a fairly unprecedented hold that led to $277,322,503 domestic and $467,483,912 worldwide totals. So anticipation for this sequel was much higher than for the opening weekend of the first movie, and Memorial Day weekend did nothing but extend the party for The Hangover 2. Meanwhile, releasing on this particular holiday weekend probably caused Kung Fu Panda 2 to not live up to previous expectations because the vast majority of schools are still in session (unlike the home-schooled Jolie-Pitt clan), so a Thursday release didn’t mean much in terms of kiddle-related ticket sales. Also, Angelina Jolie as The Tigress mattered very little, since one can barely recognize her voice at all. She might very well be gorgeous and a talented actress, but Jolie’s voice isn’t very distinctive at all. However, The Hangover Part II has not only won the weekend but also landed the weekend record as far as comedies go, which is sort of amazing considering that even the trailer revealed the film to be just like The Hangover itself. Indeed, the negative critical reception — 35% approval for the sequel vs. 79% for the first movie — reflects the near-universal consensus that the second film is a virtual carbon copy of the first one. Here’s a particularly apt take from Dustin Rowles at Pajiba:
[From Pajiba] So far, it’s only the critics who are complaining about the carbon-copy factor, so perhaps The Hangover fans just really wanted to rewatch the original? This would account for the lack of outrage coming from social media sites like Twitter. My suspicion is that The Hangover movies are such a departure from real life that they merely function as a stress-relieving two hours of comedy, and perhaps people don’t care if they’ve heard all the jokes already. Then again, we’ll really have to wait and see what happens with The Hangover 2 next weekend; if the drop off is steep, we’ll know that (for the sequel, at least) word of mouth is negative rather than positive. Meanwhile, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides landed in third place with $39.3 million for a two week domestic total of $152.9 million and $624 million globally, thanks to the worldwide appeal of one Johnny Depp. Bridesmaids $16.4 million for a three-week total of $85.0 million and Thor $9.4 millionfor a four-week total of $159.7 million. Movie stills courtesy of AllMoviePhoto |
Christina Agulera is back to being a staggering, fall-down drunk again Posted: 30 May 2011 04:30 AM PDT Guess who's drunk again? Yeah. That's about it. Christina Aguilera went out on the town with her rent boy Matthew Rutler and that poor kid had to carry Christina's drunk ass out of the fine establishment. These photos seem to be from the night in question, only they are allegedly BEFORE Christina got drunk off her ass. You can see photos of her looking even worse here. Why does Rutler just look like her fey bodyguard and not her boyfriend?
[From Radar] Have you ever been this drunk? Like, fall-down, somebody-carrying-you-home drunk? I have, but it was a long time ago. I think it's distasteful for men or women to get that wasted past a certain age, I really do. But as we know, Christina thinks she's maintaining. She thinks she's functioning. And she will fire anybody who says otherwise. |
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