Monday, May 23, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Justin Bieber Took Selena Gomez to Hawaii, And The Gun Show…

Posted: 23 May 2011 09:52 PM PDT

   
Just in case there were any doubts on just how young Justin Bieber truly is, here he is without his shirt on after whisking Selena Gomez to Hawaii yesterday following their make-out session at the Billboard Music Awards. I feel like Felicity Huffman should burst into my house telling me to stay away from her Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.23.11

Posted: 23 May 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never Read More ...

Christina Hendricks Breasts Are Real, According to Christina Hendricks

Posted: 23 May 2011 12:45 PM PDT

   
In a new interview with The Daily Mail’s You Magazine, Mad Men star Christina Hendricks basically calls everyone an idiot who says her breasts are fake and explains why she married the weirdest looking man alive who’s so full of confidence now he gave himself a pedostache: On why you bothered to click on this post Read More ...

‘Jersey Shore’ is Going to Be About Ronnie and Sammi Fighting Again

Posted: 23 May 2011 11:55 AM PDT

   
If you actually thought the new season of Jersey Shore in Italy was finally going to have a different storyline that’s not Ronnie and Sammi fighting every goddamn second, surprise! They’re back together. Now that I’ve crushed the hopes and dreams of anyone stupid enough to watch the show, here’s Deena Cortese with a penis Read More ...

Bar Refaeli Really Likes Bikinis

Posted: 23 May 2011 09:35 AM PDT

   
Because Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t going to make himself jealous (Or won’t he…), Bar Refaeli continued to wear bikinis in France over the weekend. More importantly, I lead with a shot of her butt instead of her breasts for once because I’m growing as a person. I’m more refined now, cultured if you will. *sniffs box Read More ...

Russell Brand Got Deported From Japan

Posted: 23 May 2011 09:34 AM PDT

   
Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday while trying to visit Katy Perry in Tokyo, yet somehow let that stop him from touching her huge breasts because Hollywood is lazy and has no heart. Anyway, Katy broke the news herself via Twitter: - So…my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought Read More ...

Aubrey O’Day in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 23 May 2011 09:33 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking at a $200 million divorce. - Zach Galifianakis shot up on Real Time with Bill Maher. - Which isn’t as funny as the time he met January Jones. - Kanye West thinks Naomi Campbell is great, but AIDS is the craziest disease of all time! Read More ...

The 2011 Billboard Music Awards

Posted: 23 May 2011 07:49 AM PDT

   
And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Read More ...

Rihanna Had to Perform With Britney

Posted: 23 May 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
*sniff sniff* “Dayamn, woman…” You know how you were young and just about to go someplace really awesome, only to have your parents make you take your little brother or sister with you? That has to be what it feels like to find out you’re performing with Britney Spears. So here’s Rihanna experiencing just that at Read More ...

ZOMFG! JUSTIN KISSED SELENA!!!!1

Posted: 23 May 2011 05:30 AM PDT

   
In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS Keith Urban in the background, saying it all with his eyes. And a black guy. I honestly debated whether to post Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez at The 2011 Billboard Music Awards because I don’t know how this doesn’t end with 13-year-old girls suicide-bombing Disneyland while screaming, “Stop Read More ...

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