Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

"Urine" For A Treat! Macklemore Replaces Ryan Lewis With A Toilet In Wacky Music Video! Watch Him Give A Rim Job HERE!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 12:45 PM PDT

When we think of the weirdest thing we could have possibly witnessed today, it'd definitely be a combo of Macklemore, a toilet, and an unexplained reggae accent...otherwise known as the above clip.

Macklemore took to Instagram to post a video that's basically a musical PSA about toilet seat etiquette, one that will make you ask such bizarre questions as, "is that Macklemore's pee in that toilet bowl?"

Along with his Jamaican styled jam, he sent out this following caption, which makes it seem like he's literally screaming about people's urination habits:

"ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SH*TTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! F*CK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!...IM OUT!!!"

We wonder if he will use his next awards show acceptance speech will give a shout out to "dong control." What a controversial cause he's attached himself to!

Maybe his next video will involve him scatting about more scatological functions?

[Video via Instagram.]

Lindsay Lohan's Such A Tease! You Won't Believe What Tina Fey Said About The Mean Girls Reunion!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 12:39 PM PDT

Boo!

Now that Lindsay Lohan started rumors of a Mean Girls reunion, we're getting all the details from Tina Fey, but the facts are super bittersweet!

While a big reunion is indeed being discussed, Tina has crushed our dreams of a sequel faster than Cady Herring cracked her Spring Fling crown!

Tina explained:

"I saw Lindsay at the first episode of 'The Tonight Show,' and I was just saying to her backstage, 'Oh, I think someone's going to call us because people have been calling, people have been trying to organize some kind of televised reunion because it's the 10th anniversary of the movie, but it's not like another movie."

And why not??!

Well, it would be hard to make a sequel without a script and Tina doesn't have one!

The funny lady continued:

"I wish I had written a movie. No, it's just. ... Mostly we're trying to get a party going. Just a party. At best a party."

Ugh! I guess we'll take what we can get! LOLz!

Still, Tina never said she would NEVER write a script, right??! HA!

Can't blame us for holding onto hope that we'll finally get to meet Glen CoCo! *SIGH*

Conrad Murray Is Back Working In The Medical Field…SERIOUSLY! Let Us Explain His New Gig HERE!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 12:18 PM PDT

This controversial doc is now gearing up to treat patients again...

After his medical license was revoked in Texas and suspended in California and Nevada, Conrad Murray is taking a new job in the medical field - outside the U.S.

Sources have learned Michael Jackson's former physician will be taking a gig at the Trinidad Ministry of Health - working on children with heart problems!

The cardiologist will be volunteering his services to the kiddos, so he won't be making any cash - but it's a first step towards building up his credibility again.

Do U think it's a good idea for this convicted doctor to treat ailing patients again?!

We're so not sure...

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Bangin' Toned Body In A Barely There Bikini!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 12:10 PM PDT

Performing a whole concert must be a workout twerkout, especially with all the self-touching and motorboating Miley Cyrus does, and it definitely shows in this poolside pic.

Unlike an overused printer, Mileybird didn't need any toner because gurl was already wickedly toned as she posed in a pretty revealing bikini for an Instagram photo!

No wonder she's got some definition, those bangles are definitely working out her core.

Along with photo, Miz Cyrus sent out this caption:

"Dallas hoes"

We're sure Miley meant the Dallas hose that filled up that pool! We kid, we kid!

It looks like she might have a lot of cold air on that G-string, because it looked gloom-ay outside.

However, Miley didn't let an overcast afternoon get the best of her, as she drew a sun into the photo, that only makes this picture that much hotter!

[Image via Instagram.]

Tina Fey As Late Night's Newest Host! Sorry, She's Bursting Your Bubble Before You Can Even Set Your DVR, But WHY?!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 12:01 PM PDT

When it came to making our list of stars who should have their own late night show, there was one name that had to come first: Tina Fey!

There are not enough applause signs in the world that could convey how much we'd praise Tina's hypothetical selection! But does Tina think Tina would be good at it?

In a recent interview, the HIGHlarious lady said she might be too timid to host her own show:

"I don't know if I would be good at it because the thing that makes Jimmy so great at it is he really, really loves talking to people. You can't walk down the street with him, he'll talk to everyone. I'm sorta shy, so I feel like I'd be too shy to talk to people every single day all day. And I think Seth is gonna do great with it, too, because he's just an amazing joke writer and also very smart. He could have a politician on, and in that Jon Stewart way, he could really talk to them about what's going on. I think it's a good pairing...Maybe I could take the 2-3 a.m. slot on NBC?"

Well, we just grabbed a six-pack of Monster Energy Drinks. We will follow you into the night, Tina, no matter how early in the morning it airs.

While Tina's unsure of her own hosting abilities, she definitely thinks Amy Poehler would do a great job!

Heck, we'd think that the two of them should do their own show a la the Golden Globes!

Do You Doubt The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Galavis Loves His Girlfriend, Nikki Ferrell? He's Trying To Convince You Hard With THIS Move!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 11:51 AM PDT

Get your barf bags ready, cause you're gonna vom from all the sweetness!

Now that The Bachelor is over, Juan Pablo Galavis has released a video to prove to the world just how much he loves his girlfriend, Nikki Ferrell!

He uploaded Adventures In Loving You to his YouTube page, which features a song created from the words he wrote and romantical moments the two have had together.

How sweet in a totally cheesy, trying a little too hard way!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see just how much these two love each other…even if he STILL hasn't said those magical words!

Unless, of course, you happen to be Clare Crawley and are still reeling from the gross comments he said to you!

Justin Bieber In The Wrong! Deposition Attorney Was Right To Ask About Selena Gomez Because She Might Be Tied To One Of His Attacks!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 11:41 AM PDT

So this wasn't the legal eagles ganging up on him after all!

Attorney Mark DiCowden may have seemed like he was rubbing salt in the wound that is Justin Bieber's life during his Florida deposition last Friday...

But lawyers had real reason to ask the Girlfriend singer about his girlfriend, Selena Gomez!

As we all can epically recall, JB stormed out of the courtroom when they grilled him about Selly---but all they wanted to do was confirm was her presence during a May 2012 photog attack...

Simply proving Bieberoni's predisposition for violence!

This info could aid in the photographer's case against the Biebs, and the lawyers cannot leave any page unturned.

However mundane, the legal team has sincere reason to ask EVERY question - so Justin better learn to calm down!

[Image via WENN.]

Would You Have Sex In A Box? Would You Call Yourself A Fox? Then THIS New Show Is For You!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 11:19 AM PDT

We don't know if this is a new high for reality TV, or a new low!

Wanna watch people go in a box to have sex, and not have to delete it from your search history? Then is there a show for you!

The name of the show is Sex Box (we would be careful Googling "sex box" though), and it's been ordered for an hour-long pilot by WE tv.

The show, which is adapted from a British program, has couples entering a soundproofed (and unfortunately camera free) box where they then enter each others' boxes, before coming (ew not that way) out to talk about their sex lives with a panel of experts.

Meanwhile, the president of WE, Marc Juris, thinks the show is going to be a hit:

"Sex Box is an intriguing and original concept from a top production partner and we're very excited about its potential, which has already been clearly demonstrated overseas – where it's a hit."

Well, we're intrigued to start seeing some hot boxin' action ourselves!

[Image via NBC.]

How The Eff Did President Obama End Up Between Two Ferns?? The Show's Co-Creator Give The Lowdown!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 11:09 AM PDT

The President doing The Tonight Show is one thing. And when we're talking Barack Obama, even slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon seems reasonable.

But going on Zach Galifianakis' darkly comic Funny Or Die talk show spoof Between Two Ferns?!

Sure, the show has had celebs ranging from Charlize Theron to Justin Bieber, but the President? What kind of crazy free world is he the leader of??

The show's co-creator Scott Aukerman, whom you might know as the host of IFC's Comedy Bang! Bang!, says it was the White House that first reached out to comedy filmmakers to try to get the word out on the Affordable Care Act. He says:

"I pretty much went there as the ambassador for Between Two Ferns, just to say, 'Hey! We'd love to do one with the president.'

Zach and I didn't really think that anything would come of it. I mean, we'd been hearing rumors that President Obama has perhaps been interested in doing the show for quite a few years now and it never really panned out. And then months and months went by and nothing really happened with it. So, approximately three weeks ago, we heard that if it was ever going to happen, it was going to be now, so we should get ready and prep.

It really came around in a week. We heard he was interested, and Zach and I prepped and wrote up a treatment for them to look at, with what we wanted to do with the video and how we wanted to approach it. For me, the most important thing was that it didn't come across as an advertisement. I really wanted it to be a funny, normal Between Two Ferns video. And the great part about it was that the White House was very accommodating of that and didn't want to get in the way of our process. They didn't want it to be just any kind of ad; they knew that it had to be funny and it had to be what we normally do for anyone to actually watch it. So, to their credit, they actually stayed out of our way with it. But yeah, within a week Zach and I had pitched what we wanted to do, they accepted it, and we flew out to the White House and filmed it."

Wow. We have to give mad props to Obama and the White House for being such good sports! We mean, the video is REALLY funny!

And educational! Who knew the Prez could slam like that? We guess all those political debates were just warm-ups! LOLz!

Cory Monteith's Memory Unexpectedly Celebrated On Last Night's Glee! Watch The Sweet Tribute & All The Performances From The Episode HERE!

Posted: 12 Mar 2014 10:49 AM PDT

Oh, don't mind that sound, it's just the noise from our hearts shattering into a million pieces!

If you watched the New Directions' performance of I Still Haven't Found What I Was Looking For (above), you know what we were talking about!

Glee managed to pull on our heartstrings yet again with another tribute to Cory Monteith's character Finn during Nationals.

When his mother Carol has a revelation and realizes the New Directions are performing all of Finn's favorite songs at Nationals, cue the tears!

But before we all relived those wonderful memories with Finn in the choir room, Glee started off on a happy note with Mr. Shue announcing their trek across the country with Carol and Burt in the form of a song! Duh! And of course all of our favorite Gleeks followed suit, living out their dreams in the City of Angels with I Love LA!

Here come the Nationals performances! The New Directions started off their set by performing More Than A Feeling, with Tina & Blaine taking the duet lead. Of course they're no Rachel & Finn, but that doesn't mean the senior duo didn't have what it takes to blow everyone away!

Moving on to America, this one was more of a group effort with mini solos from Artie, Sam, Kitty, and the rest of the New Directions.

And here we have the performances from the New Directions' rivals at Nationals, but let's be honest here, do they really matter? Ha! We're totally kidding. The kids at McKinley High definitely had their great moments on stage, but the ones that really stole the show? Throat Explosion with their stellar medley of Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars! Skylar Astin really steals the show with this one.

The New Directions' other competition, The Go-Gos, did a number with the classic Vacation, which was totally fitting for the episode. Seeing as how the Gleeks traveled from tiny Lima, Ohio to the City of Angels, it was somewhat a mini, well-deserved vaycay for the kids!
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