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Elisabetta Canalis gives a lap dance on stage at the San Remo festival
Diane Kruger’s Berlinale fashion: gorgeous or tragic?
Lindsay Lohan, delusional crackhead: “I take my sobriety seriously”
Glee’s Dianna Agron allegedly splits from bad-boy douche-baby Alex Pettyfer

Elisabetta Canalis gives a lap dance on stage at the San Remo festival

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 08:30 AM PST

For the past few days, Elisabetta Canalis has been acting as some kind of hostess/presenter woman at the San Remo Film Festival. I have no idea if that's true. Mostly because I have no idea how this festival works, but it seems to involve lots of photo-ops, lots of stages and now, lap dances. According to the Mail:

"Elisabetta Canalis took to the stage at the 61st Italian Music Festival in San Remo in a highly provocative outfit and performed a seductive dance routine with one lucky male dancer. The 32-year-old took to the stage in a skimpy black leotard, fishnet tights, black jacket and matching trilby hat and a cane for the performance which saw her perform a lap dance to her male companion. She then fell back into her partners arms as he titled her down and pushed his hand up her thigh as she arched her back towards the floor. Elisabetta was then lifted into the air and she lay horizontally in the arms of her dance partner with her hair flowing to the floor. And if the outfit wasn't revealing enough at one point the model removed her jacket to show leaving her bottom on full display in the low cut leotard."

[From The Mail]

Which sounds… cheesy, right? Just wait. There's video too. And now that I've watched the video… I have to say, I understand exactly why George Clooney is with this woman. It's not just that her maternal instincts are satisfied with her dog (or Clooney in a dog collar). It's this. She's the kind of girl who will give this kind of stage "performance":

She really does have a spectacular ass. Like, that alone is enough to get her a ticket to The Clooney Show, but now there's no question as to why they've been together for nearly two years. Lap dances. Leather, fishnets, great ass and lap dances.

Oh, and even though the girl's body is insane and she's pretty sexy (in a trashy way), she can't dance. Like, she's totally off cue the whole way through.

Photos from the Sanremo festival, courtesy of WENN. Additional screen caps from the video are mine.

Diane Kruger’s Berlinale fashion: gorgeous or tragic?

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 07:48 AM PST

There are so many new photos of Diane Kruger in Berlin, for the film festival, that I thought she might be a judge. But I think she's just the only star of Unknown who actually flew in to promote the film at the festival. No word on where January Jones or Liam Neeson are to promote this week's likely box office champion. Oh, well. We'll have to make do with Diane's fashionista ways. The red-pink dress with the flutter sleeves is Prada - I like the color on Diane quite a bit, but I'm still arguing with myself about whether or not the cut is flattering on her slender frame.

Next up, Diane in amethyst and beaded Chanel. It's completely not my taste, and on someone else, I might hate it, but I kind of love this on Diane. I love the beautiful, rich, purple color, I love the beading, I love the way she wears it. Also: she looks kind of pregnant here…?

My favorite of all of Diane's Berlinale red carpet looks, however, was this cream-colored, full-length Vionnet Spring 2011 collection dress. She wore this to the Berlinale awards ceremony last night. This… THIS is an Oscar dress. She looks beautiful and amazing.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Lindsay Lohan, delusional crackhead: “I take my sobriety seriously”

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 07:24 AM PST

Last Thursday, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went clubbing and then went home together. Both of them were likely cracked-out of their skulls. Anyway, we know Lindsay spent the night with Samantha, because Sam tweeted about it in the morning, ahead of Dina Lohan's Good Morning America appearance, in which Mother Crackhead reiterated that Lindsay is taking her sobriety seriously, and that she's just a "little girl". Many were abuzz with Lindsay's reentry to the cracked-out club scene, and there were plenty of stories about how the old Lindsay is back. Well, Lindsay got on her Twitter feed and huffed and puffed about it:

Lindsay Lohan is firing back at reports that she could be falling off the wagon after she was spotted at a Los Angeles nightclub Thursday night.

The recently-rehabbed actress took to her Twitter to set the record straight: "The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate…I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend."

The starlet's partying days are over, she claims.

"i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L"

Reports surfaced today that Lohan was spotted driving her rented black Porsche to Teddy's nightclub at the popular star-studded hotel at around 1:45 am before leaving as a passenger in Ronson's black BMW around 45 minutes later.

[From Radar]

Yeah… she takes her sobriety seriously. BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T RISK HER PROBATION. That's the kicker. Like it's so beyond the realm of possibility that Lindsay Lohan would do anything to risk her probationary status, right? Like the whole past year of cracked-out shenanigans hasn't been one long, crackheaded escapade to see just how fall she can fall while still being "on probation". Like she hasn't been wandering around Cannes, being a coked-out mess and "losing her passport" when it comes time for a court date, and she hasn't been swilling vodka at the MTV Awards while she's wearing a SCRAM bracelet and she hasn't being doing lines of coke, also while wearing the SCRAM, also on probation. Lindsay thinks we all have cracked-out minds too, and that our memories of her shenanigans are faint.

Meanwhile, just one night after the Ronson thing, Lindsay set out to crack hustle her way into another party on Friday. Her cracked-out ass was turned away at the door though:

Lindsay Lohan was turned away from a private party in Hollywood late Friday night, RadarOnline.com can report.

The troubled starlet may not be drinking but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to be out partying with pals and Friday night was no different.

Except this time she was denied entrance at the door, an eyewitness tells us.

The bash was at the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood, which advertises itself as the place to “indulge your inner celebrity.”

Unless your name is Lindsay Lohan, apparently. Lohan was cool about the brush off though and avoided making a scene although the situation was clearly embarrassing, the source says. She left immediately through the garage.

[From Radar]

Yes, she's taking this all so seriously. Trying to hustle her way into a private party at the Sunset Marquis, doing lines at the Roosevelt, having drinks with Sam at Teddy's. She's so sober and nun-like. Ugh, Lindsay is like the crackhead version of Groundhog Day.

My favorite photos of Lindsay, courtesy of WENN.

Glee’s Dianna Agron allegedly splits from bad-boy douche-baby Alex Pettyfer

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 06:56 AM PST

Last year, Glee's resident blonde princess Dianna Agron went to work on a film called I Am Number Four. The film's lead was an English actor with hair issues named… Alex Pettyfer. At first, people thought he was going to be like the Budget Sparkles. But it turns out that Alex was a whole different kind of animal - apparently, he's some kind of epic douche. But still, Alex and Dianna fell for each other, and several months into their relationship, he even "encouraged" her to drop her management and go with his. She's 24 years old. He's 20. Anyway, they tried to play the "we won't pose together" game while promoting I Am Number Four, although there were some lapses, obviously. I Am Number Four just came out this weekend - and although expectations were high that this would do huge, number-one box office, it's looking more and more like the film will be lucky to come in third (the weekend numbers haven't come out at the time I'm writing this). So… opening weekend, bad numbers… good time to breakup, eh?

After less than a year of dating, I Am Number Four costars Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer have gone their separate ways. A source confirms to UsMagazine.com that the pair — set up by director D.J. Caruso — broke things off and that Agron, 24, moved out of the home she shared with her British beau, 20, last week.

The news of their split comes two weeks after the duo dodged rumors of an engagement.

“She’s an amazing woman and she’s got this old school, classic movie star elegance to her,” Pettyfer gushed to Ellen DeGeneres in January of his girlfriend. “She’s amazing.”

Agron, who appears as cheerleader Quinn Fabray on Glee, was equally as smitten by Pettyfer.

“Alex might see himself as a bad boy, but he’s actually very sweet in real life,” she told Sugar magazine in its Winter 2011 issue.

“I think it’s important to have your differences in any relationship,” she added. “I wouldn’t want to be dating a carbon copy of myself. That would just be boring.”

Agron and Pettyfer’s sci-fi flick, I Am Number Four, is in theaters now.

[From Us Weekly]

Kids today. They don't know anything. If you get together on a movie, you have only one of two reasonable options: 1) You stay together through the film's promotion, which includes several weeks after the film's American opening, because God knows you have to go sell it in Europe. You want the buzz of your union to help the box office, and you're selling the heat of your romance. OR 2) You breakup several months before the film opens so that all of your major magazine interviews in promotion of the film can be about how you're fine and happy, and all of the promotion for the film can be pleasantly awkward, causing buzz. But by all means, DO NOT BREAKUP ON OPENING WEEKEND. That's just stupid.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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