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- Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life
- John Travolta Looks Different
- Monica Bellucci Looks Really Important For Some Reason and Other News
- Jersey Shore’s Angelina Faked Her Engagement
- Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini
- Olivia Munn is Dating That Guy From ‘Glee’ Now. Why Not?
| Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life Posted: 21 Feb 2011 12:17 PM PST    …. Okay, I have a drinking problem. In honor of the two most easily-remembered presidents, The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted. In the meantime, be sure to Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Feb 2011 12:15 PM PST    For years John Travolta has meticulously tried to hide his baldness, even going so far as demanding re-shoots of magazine spreads if his hair piece was the slightest bit obvious. Cut to this weekend where a surprisingly sloppy John (Also, his Internet handle.) actually stepped outside in Hawaii without a rug as the paparazzi waited Read More ... |
| Monica Bellucci Looks Really Important For Some Reason and Other News Posted: 21 Feb 2011 11:59 AM PST    - Miley Cyrus honored with youth leadership award. That flushing sound is your future. - Justin Bieber’s fans are killing each other. - Kacey Jordan was pregnant while she was doing coke and banging Charlie Sheen. - And speaking of soulless self-promotion, Jesse James is an author now. - Rihanna tapes up Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Angelina Faked Her Engagement Posted: 21 Feb 2011 10:56 AM PST    Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick and David Kovacs, a man claiming to be her boyfriend, got engaged last week during a fashion show in New York, but apparently the entire thing is a publicity stunt to get her back on the show, according to RadarOnline: But RadarOnline.com has obtained exclusive texts messages sent by her Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Feb 2011 09:34 AM PST    Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn is Dating That Guy From ‘Glee’ Now. Why Not? Posted: 21 Feb 2011 08:18 AM PST    At some point apparently Olivia Munn and Glee’s Matthew Morrison started dating, but nobody noticed because it’s, well, Olivia Munn and Glee’s Matthew Morrison. At any rate, here they are at the Garden yesterday where you can see the exact moment Matthew realized he’d been set up. (Not unlike this.) Which has to be deflating Read More ... |
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