Friday, February 18, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory.

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:44 PM PST

   
Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina: watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom Read More ...

Chris Rock on Racism

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 11:53 AM PST

 
You got kids? Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last — this is the act up before the sleep. They’re going crazy. They’re insane. You want to get Read More ...

Cameron Diaz is Madonna Now

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 11:30 AM PST

   
Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends Read More ...

Leighton Meester For Absolutely No Reason and Other News

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 11:25 AM PST

   
- That Shane Black directing Iron Man 3 rumor was actually legit. - George Clooney is God’s gift to women. - Justin Bieber takes a bullet to the chest. - Selena Gomez is mature about relationships. - Rachel Weisz likes her vagina shaken, not stirred. - Taylor Momsen likes hers onstage front and center. Read More ...

Lady Gaga: ‘Rosario Dawson Should Play Me in a Movie. Or Marisa Tomei.’

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 10:35 AM PST

   
In an interview with “The Morning Mash Up” on Sirius XM, Lady Gaga talks about how her life is “destined” to be a movie and that she should be played by an eight-foot tall multi-ethnic giant or a 45-year-old Italian woman. Either one. Via The Huffington Post: “I think at some point, yes. I think I’m Read More ...

‘I’m Gonna Eat It.. Gonna Eat it Right Off..’

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 09:19 AM PST

   
Kelsey Grammer apparently never pulled his muzzle away from Kayte Walsh’s because here he is two days later still locked in combat with his inner-beast and its eternal hunger for human face. It’s almost as if every kiss pains him, but at the same time, his heart has never known such love. Not counting all Read More ...

Pete Wentz: ‘Ashlee Simpson Wouldn’t Stop Partying’

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 08:40 AM PST

   
From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with the baby. Now his friends are coming forward and saying it was actually Ashlee who was out late partying for months with a “crew of Read More ...

Britney Spears Has a New Video

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 07:06 AM PST

   
The video for Britney Spears‘ new single “Hold It Against Me” was released last night, and it’s interesting only in the fact that thousands of quick-cuts and camera angles still can’t sell Britney Spears being capable of choreographed dance moves anymore. If you watch this thing – And Christ be with you. – notice how Read More ...

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