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- Truth, Justice and Sexual Harassment
- And Now We Know Who Leaked Those Rihanna Photos
- Apparently Charlie Sheen is Winning
- Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News
- ‘Teen Mom’ Amber and The Fat Dude With a Tail Are Getting Married
- So Chris Brown is Sisqó Now
- The 83rd Annual Academy Awards
- OSCARS: Scarlett Johansson Showed Her Face in Public
- OSCARS: Reese Witherspoon Looked Awesome
| Truth, Justice and Sexual Harassment Posted: 28 Feb 2011 01:48 PM PST  Via Nerdist, here’s an awesome rendering of Don Draper himself Jon Hamm as Superman which I’m posting entirely because I’m a huge fucking dork and it’s my birthday. On that note, don’t be surprised if there’s a delayed start tomorrow morning. Not that I’ll be out “winning” tonight in the Charlie Sheen sense of the Read More ... |
| And Now We Know Who Leaked Those Rihanna Photos Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:55 PM PST |
| Apparently Charlie Sheen is Winning Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:07 PM PST    When we last left Charlie Sheen he was not only claiming to be clean and sober, but hooked on a drug so powerful “if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body,” The name of that drug? Charlie Sheen. Snort forward to Read More ... |
| Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News Posted: 28 Feb 2011 11:00 AM PST    - Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80’s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. - David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. - Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. - Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars. - Heather Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Amber and The Fat Dude With a Tail Are Getting Married Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:01 AM PST    Presumably to pitch their own reality show considering just last week she was pregnant with a baby that literally anybody could’ve been the father of, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley were spotted shopping for a “promise ring” over the weekend at Kay Jewelers. Of course, the whole thing would’ve looked less staged if Gary didn’t Read More ... |
| Posted: 28 Feb 2011 09:12 AM PST    When he’s not blaming Satan for reminding everyone he beat Rihanna’s face into a car door then bit her about the face and neck like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle, Chris Brown also likes to tweet photos of his new hairdos. This time around he’s dyed it blonde which, God Read More ... |
| The 83rd Annual Academy Awards Posted: 28 Feb 2011 08:01 AM PST    And here’s everybody else at last night’s Academy Awards so we can move the hell on with our lives. That said, I think my favorite part of the Oscars each year is watching the industry pundits feign shock over the show being the boring mound of bland, vanilla jokes it’s always been. As if it’s Read More ... |
| OSCARS: Scarlett Johansson Showed Her Face in Public Posted: 28 Feb 2011 07:20 AM PST    Despite appearing in both Iron Man 2 and He’s Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson was still invited to the Oscars where she made a rare post-divorce appearance and brought her agent as a date. Also, surprisingly in attendance was Sandra Bullock who seems like the type that carries a gun in her purse Read More ... |
| OSCARS: Reese Witherspoon Looked Awesome Posted: 28 Feb 2011 06:50 AM PST    Anytime Reese Witherspoon has been photographed over the past few months she’s been jogging like a goddamn maniac, so it’s no surprise she showed up to the Oscars looking incredible. Yes, she probably helped the caterers fine-touch a few ice sculptures with her chin, but that just means she’s comfortable with her handicap and exudes Read More ... |
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