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- Kelsey Grammer & Kayte Walsh got married
- “Kirsten Dunst gets naked with a lion” links
- Will Two and a Half Men go on without Charlie Sheen?
- Angelina Jolie designed a special diamond pendant for her lover, Brad Pitt
- Is a Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett reunion happening?
- New couple alert: Kathy Griffin & Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa?
- Charlie Sheen rants, Two and a Half Men canceled, Sheen rants again
| Kelsey Grammer & Kayte Walsh got married Posted: 25 Feb 2011 02:40 PM PST This odd, moody photo is called "The Smile of a Golddigger On Her Wedding Day, Part IV". If you look hard, you can see Kayte Walsh flashing her "Frasier Money, Sluts!" smile to the world, because Kayte just hitched herself to the Kelsey Grammer train. Kelsey and Kayte were married today in New York, in an private ceremony which was so very intimate that the press release was pre-written:
[From People] I think I had blocked it out of my mind that Kayte is British. Somehow, that's a relief. She's not a standard-issue American golddigger, thank God. Britannia owns this one. Well… congratulations to the happy couple. Good luck, Kayte. Just close your eyes and think of… um… money? Also - that menu sounds really good. I would love some filet mignon and some mushroom risotto. Kelsey has good taste… in food. UPDATE: A nice shot of her dress and the ring - I’m glad that she kept it simple, honestly. It suits her. Photos courtesy of Fame.      |
| “Kirsten Dunst gets naked with a lion” links Posted: 25 Feb 2011 11:00 AM PST Kiki Dunst looks gorgeous in this Bulgari ad. But the lion is all "meh". [ICYDK]    |
| Will Two and a Half Men go on without Charlie Sheen? Posted: 25 Feb 2011 10:57 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column, print edition, March 7, 2011] Walker went on to write that Sheen had no idea how close he was to getting fired, and we know that ended up being true. If this is the case and they’re trying to come up with some way to film without Charlie using a far fetched plotline it could work. That show has all sorts of dumb implausible plots and somehow it remains the most popular comedy on CBS. Still, not everyone thinks Two and a Half Men can go on without Charlie. CNN ran a recent story questioning whether this was possible, and they came to the conclusion that the show is probably over once Charlie is off. That doesn’t mean it’s been a bust for them. They quoted talent manager Barry Katz who noted that everyone has made a ton of money thanks to Charlie and would probably do it again. “I think if you were to look at CBS, the production company and all of the executives, and you were to say to them, ‘We are going to hire Charlie Sheen, but let me tell you what is going to happen in the future. In the future, we are going to have a hit show, which is going to make a billion that is going to be spread amongst everybody. “‘In the ninth and the 10th year, he’s going to have some issues, and there’s going to be some stoppage. ‘He’s going to go away, and it’s going to cost us some money.’ I think every single executive would still sign on to do the show.” The crew would probably find other jobs if they had this foreknowledge, though. It doesn’t matter how much lip service Charlie pays to his “family” (not the porn stars, the crew. I’m referring to his latest rant), they’re the ones he screwed, not Chuck Lorre. Oh and that crap that Charlie spouted about getting a job on HBO is of course not true. I also have to mention that he probably wasn’t being anti-semitic when he called Chuck Lorre by “Chaim” Levine, as Lorre calls himself Chaim and Levine is his given name. That doesn’t make the rest of Charlie’s rant any more sane or normal.    |
| Angelina Jolie designed a special diamond pendant for her lover, Brad Pitt Posted: 25 Feb 2011 10:19 AM PST As I read this Us Weekly piece, my expression must have changed from disgust to concern to outright pleasure. Angelina Jolie has designed a special love token for her bitch, Brad Pitt. Angelina's bitch loves his diamonds, because Brad is some kind of fancy kept man who needs to be pampered, apparently. This is all according to Us Weekly's source, who must be the manager of jeweler Robert Procop's store, because this is just a paid advertisement for his jewels:
[From Us Weekly] First: The Style of Jolie. LMAO. I really, REALLY hope that Angelina is in no way involved with that. She's just can't be. I can't see her sitting there, saying to herself, "Damn, I'm really good at designing jewels for mah bitches, I need to do my own line so that EVERYONE can enjoy The Style of Jolie!!!" Second: I want to figure out what the "hidden message" is. Here are my guesses: 1. "Property of Whiskey Bravo." Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Is a Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett reunion happening? Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:41 AM PST I always forget that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were a thing. Apparently, they dated for more than a year, circa 2006-ish. They met while filming The Black Dahlia, and while together, they were very low-key. Very few photo-ops, and they even made a point of not standing together while they promoted The Black Dahlia. Much like ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds made it a point to rarely be photographed together… and Gwyneth and Chris. When you put it in perspective, the whole "we're so private" thing just seems like you're already thinking ahead to the breakup. Anyway, ScarJo and Josh. She was young, he was tall, they were hot together. Some might even claim that Josh was Scarlett's first love. And now there are rumors about them again:
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Not to quote Paris Hilton, but that's hot. I would be into this re-coupling. ScarJo & JoHart are much, much sexier than ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, or any other dude you want to put her with. That being said, I think ScarJo is just in some kind of "I'll literally screw anybody" phase of her post-split era. I doubt this is going to turn into any kind of lasting relationship. But you never know. Photos courtesy of WENN, plus 'Black Dahlia' promotional image.    |
| New couple alert: Kathy Griffin & Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa? Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:13 AM PST
[From E! Online] I think Kathy is hysterical and I don’t know much about the Old Spice guy other than an interview or two I’ve watched with him, but he seems down to earth and like a decent guy. As E! mentioned he was last linked to Neve Campbell but that was a couple of months ago. If these two are going to the airport together they’re probably more than just friends. For Kathy’s sake I hope this is happening and good for her! This interview is from last August:    |
| Charlie Sheen rants, Two and a Half Men canceled, Sheen rants again Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:42 AM PST Charlie Sheen isn’t content to party with hookers who will inevitably sell him out now matter how much money he pays them. He has to trash his employers for asking him to be keep a lower profile in order to keep collecting a $2 million an episode paycheck. As you’ve likely heard by now, Charlie called in to a radio show yesterday and went on an epic rant. He claimed to be sober, but that was belied by the crap he was spewing, most of which was vile and made no sense. The Huffington Post has quite a bit of Charlies’ rant transcribed in case you find the random verbal diarrhea of an angry addict amusing or educational. (Drugs fry your brain, kids!) In that rant, Charlie called Two and A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre a “turd.” He claimed he’d “embarrassed [Lorre] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.” In case that wasn’t enough, Charlie went on to trash Lorre further in another comment to TMZ. He said: “I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). [Ed note: Lorre's real name is Charles Michael Levine.] He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like. That’s me being polite. these guys told me to ‘clean it up.’ Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up. All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics. “That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.” You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him.” Lorre quickly showed Charlie that he was still pulling the strings. A statement by CBS and Warner Brothers was issued shortly afterwards that production on Two and a Half Men was shut down for the remainder of the season: “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.” There’s no word on whether Two and a Half Men will come back for another season and I think it’s safe to assume that show is over. No one took money out of Charlie Sheen’s pockets but himself. He’s a mean spiteful addict and he needs help. It’s pretty baffling how he reached this level of success in the first place. So of course Charlie wrote a letter in response to this news in which he feebly tried to appeal to fans while again trashing the man who made him wealthy beyond imagination.
[From TMZ] And Charlie told Radar that he’s going to get his own talkshow on HBO. He’s delusional and he probably just cost himself a role in the upcoming Major League sequel. I would say that at least we don’t have to deal with his drama anymore, but like Lindsay Lohan this cockroach will be around for years even when his career and the money have long dried up. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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