Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

‘To Save Us All From Satan’s Power When We Were Gone Astray…’

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:39 PM PST

 
I wear black diamonds instead of regular ones because I’m not flashy,just flossssy.” - Justin Bieber in his now-controversial interview for Rolling Stone. Read More ...

Rihanna Shot Down Ryan Phillippe

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST

   
Using this exact move. Seen here at last night’s Brit Awards, Rihanna was recently propositioned at LA’s Soho House by Ryan Phillippe who apparently left the Amanda Seyfried business at that very second without telling anybody. Us Weekly reports: “He said something to the effect of, ‘What are you doing tonight?’ and she signaled ’sleep,’” a witness Read More ...

Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts and Other News

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 12:59 PM PST

   
- Nicole Richie giving advice to Charlie Sheen is about as ridiculous as… Charlie Sheen giving advice to Lindsay Lohan. - Marcia Clark’s cleavage is happening. - Sarah McDowd is our sincerest apology. - Justin Timberlake hates gays and band camp. - This is why you don’t let Jesse James bring his camcorder to Read More ...

Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 10:54 AM PST

   
Jessica Alba already roped Cash Warren into marrying her by “accidentally” getting pregnant, so you’d just assume she’d be content with what she has and not risk the irreparable damage to her body again. But then you’d realize I’m employing logic and reason and proceed to laugh heartily at my folly. Via Facebook: It’s been a Read More ...

UPDATE: Kourtney and Scott Got Engaged

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 10:00 AM PST

   
Because scripting new ideas for reality shows is hard, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick reportedly get engaged on the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, according to Life & Style: "The season finale, which has already been filmed, ends with Scott proposing and Kourtney accepting," an insider close to Kourtney tells Life & Read More ...

The Canadian Christ Child Speaks

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 09:45 AM PST

   
“And Jesus went about all Galilee… healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people. Until his moms told him to come in.” Rolling Stone had the brilliant idea of asking 16-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber his thoughts on hot button political topics because there’s no way a Canadian kid privy to Read More ...

Halle Berry: ‘Did I Say Racist? Whoops!’

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 08:27 AM PST

   
Halle Berry has apparently been talked down and now realizes calling Gabriel Aubry a racist in the press might not have been the most constructive move in their custody battle – or she’s a race-traitor. You can read into this however you like. Via RadarOnline: “I think Halle started realizing that things were getting out of Read More ...

Brooklyn Decker: 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Photos

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:05 AM PST

   
And just like me, Swimsuit Morning is over as soon it started, if not the second it was even mentioned, some might argue. Anyway, here’s Brooklyn Decker posing for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which she is not on the cover of because apparently it’s Red Dawn all over again. *cocks M16* Alright, listen up: Read More ...

Irina Shayk: 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Photos

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:00 AM PST

   
Here’s Irina Shayk posing for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which she also happens to grace the cover of. Now, usually this is the part where I attempt some sort of witty commentary, but if you’re even reading this, you’re probably thinking about shoes and/or behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. — You Read More ...
Brought to you by: at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)