Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Emma Watson at The Elle Style Awards

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:52 PM PST

   
*opens envelope* Greetings The Superficial, We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your Read More ...

Jared Leto Lives in This Poncho Now and Other News

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:45 PM PST

   
Saturday: Poncho. Monday: Still poncho. Sunday: Secret dimension accessed only through poncho. (It all adds up.) - Channing Tatum is really interesting. When you’re shit-hammered. - President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible. - Courtney Love passes for a human being. - Steven Tyler however, passes for whatever the hell this is. Read More ...

Jake Gyllenhaal Left This For Jennifer Aniston

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:08 PM PST

   
In the hustle to cover Grammys, this story got lost in the mix, but I felt it was important enough to mention just so people are aware Jennifer Aniston is still out there preying on men in their late 20s/early 30s so she can fill the Brad Pitt-sized hole in her ice-heart. Life & Style Read More ...

Frankie Muniz is a Great Boyfriend

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 12:02 PM PST

   
Frankie Muniz reportedly put a gun to his head Friday night while arguing with his girlfriend about “prior relationships,” so right away I’m amazed things went south. After being taken to the hospital for observation, he returned home and promptly thanked her for saving his life – using the Chris Brown method. TMZ reports: TMZ obtained Read More ...

Billy Ray Cyrus: ‘Hannah Montana Destroyed My Family’

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 11:15 AM PST

   
From the bowels of his Tennessee mansion where he sits around in the dark – No, really. – Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to throw the entire Hannah Montana franchise under the tractor in a new interview with GQ that’s as depressing as it is random. (Apparently this is all David Lynch’s fault.) Jumped for Read More ...

Demi Moore’s in a Bikini Again

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 10:15 AM PST

   
Here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher vacationing in the Caribbean over the weekend, and once you’re done gawking at $1.6 billion worth of cosmetic surgery on her, check out the book he’s reading: “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution.” Here’s the Amazon blurb: Medical journalist Stipp explores humankind’s obsession with postponing Read More ...

Blake Lively at The Elle Style Awards

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 10:14 AM PST

   
Blake Lively hasn’t been on the site in a while, so here she is at The Elle Style Awards last night looking… okay. I don’t want to say we’ve reached the end of my obsession with her because there’s still a shit-ton of press coming up for Green Lantern, but we’re more than likely entering Read More ...

Charlie Sheen is a Brilliant Negotiator

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 09:10 AM PST

   
Charlie Sheen really wants to go back to work on Two and a Half Men and apparently decided to call into The Dan Patrick Show and let the producers know this could get ugly again which is always a good tactic. Via The Huffington Post: “They said, ‘You get ready and we’ll get ready.’ And I Read More ...

Irina Shayk: 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

Posted: 15 Feb 2011 06:53 AM PST

   
Irina Shayk has been popping up all over the place the past few months and silly me chalked it up to a wider social acceptance of mail order brides. “At last, I can stop hiding and run for state senator,” I foolishly thought. Turns out she’s the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. So kudos, SI, Read More ...
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