Saturday, February 19, 2011

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Parting Tweet: Attention World, James Franco Is Now On Twitter

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 06:33 PM PST

Doctor Franco (what? He’ll have a PhD soon enough) has finally joined our favorite link-sharing service! His one and only tweet is the one pictured above, and he links to the video we posted earlier. So: nothing too exciting yet, but this is James Franco we’re talking about. We anticipate nothing short of poetry in the coming days and weeks.

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Parting Tweet: Attention World, James Franco Is Now On Twitter

Happy Friday! Looks Like JWOWW Got All Lesbo On Us

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 02:24 PM PST

Socialite Life has uncovered some scandalous photos of JWOWW from 2008, where she’s touching tongues with a lady friend. We wouldn’t mind seeing more of this kind of thing on Jersey Shore. We’re starting to get kind of bored with all the hetero-smooshing. There are more pics, of course, if you care to gawk.

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Happy Friday! Looks Like JWOWW Got All Lesbo On Us

Siamese Dream: Billy Corgan Pranks The World Via Twitter

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 02:13 PM PST

It looks like Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan is a bit of a prankster. Last night on Twitter, Corgan started a rumor that his current bassist was a former album cover model as a child. The story was the stuff of rock legend, and almost too good to be true. Well, now it turns out it wasn’t true.

Here’s how @billy put it last night on Twitter:

Just found out the weirdest news: our bass player Nicole (@xocoleyf) just admitted she is one of the girls on the cover of Siamese Dream. She said she didn’t want us to know because she thought maybe we wouldn’t let her be in the band.

It’s unclear why Corgan would start a rumor like that about Nicole Fiorentino, who is pictured at left above, but it appears she’s too old to be that little girl. According to Rolling Stone:

“Fiorentino was around 14 years old when the picture was taken, but both girls appear to be around seven years old. It’s quite possible that Corgan noticed how similar Fiorentino looked to one of the girls on the cover and decided to pull a Twitter prank.”

And considering that Nicole has just retweeted that article, it looks like the joke was meant to be on all of us. Why? That part’s still unclear.

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Siamese Dream: Billy Corgan Pranks The World Via Twitter

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 02:02 PM PST

Thom Yorke is a single lady. We still believe Thom Yorke from Radiohead is King of Limbs, but someone has brilliantly set his  “Lotus Flower” dance moves to the beat of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” (buzzfeed)

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Ronnie's Steroid Use On 'Jersey Shore' Has Reached Plugged Up Toilet Levels

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 01:48 PM PST

Last week on The Jersey Shore, Ronnie Magro demonstrated such an intense case of roid rage that he destroyed all of his girlfriend Sammi’s belongings  and achieved the unthinkable: He got her to leave him.

Everyone seems to be tiptoeing around Ron’s erratic behavior. And this week, he furthered the case that his steroid usage is getting problematic. At one point, he even said:

“I can’t even look at myself in the mirror at this point.”

So how else has Ron’s steroid ish been showing up at The Jersey Shore?

Sobbing in the bathroom.
Ronnie’s pretty sad about Sammi leaving. Which is understandable. But at one point, he had to go to the bathroom at work and sob loudly.

According to Scholastic: “doses of steroids can cause extreme fluctuations in emotions, from euphoria (bliss) to rage. These psychiatric symptoms may be a result of steroids’ effect on the brain.”

Oversending apologetic flowers.
Last week on the show, Ronnie displayed completely unmitigated anger, breaking Sammi’s bed, lifting it with her on it, and even destroying many of her belongings. But this week, he couldn’t be more apologetic. Because he completely overreacted. In a classic roid rage way, a la Ben Affleck in his afterschool steroids special.

Now he’s just embarrassed. And he’s got the four bouquets of flowers and a teddy bear sent to Sammi to prove it.

He plugged up the toilets
Ronnie’s been clogging up the toilets at the Jersey Shore house. And everybody seems ok with the fact that he keeps doing it. That could be because constipation is a common side effect of overusing steroids.

Everyone is terrified of him.
This week, JWOWW and Deena decided to pack up all of Sammi’s things and bring them to the girls’ room downstairs. But when Ronnie came back to the house, they lied about it. Why? Because they’re terrified that he’ll turn his rage on them. Which is valid.

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Ronnie's Steroid Use On 'Jersey Shore' Has Reached Plugged Up Toilet Levels

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 01:35 PM PST

A musical version of Bring It On is coming to Los Angeles - Let’s see those spirit fingers! (OMG)

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The Daily WTF: Justin As Terry And Terry As Justin

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 01:05 PM PST

This photo of Justin Bieber dressed as Terry Richardson and Terry Richardson dressed as Justin Bieber is among the more unsettling things we’ve seen today. Just imagine it, little Justin “no sex without love” Biebs shooting porn stars and getting handjobs from hipster girls. And then Terry, making preteens cry as he descends form the sky while singing backup for Usher. Yikes.

(via Terry’s Diary)

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The Daily WTF: Justin As Terry And Terry As Justin

Meet Your New Housewives: Welcome To 'The Real Housewives of Miami'

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:45 PM PST

Bravo is adding another city to the Real Housewives franchise. The show premieres this Tuesday. Because Real Housewives of New York City’s start date got pushed back, Real Housewives of Miami has been moved up, and there have not been many commercials for the show or interviews with the cast. Therefore, it’s high time we Real Housewives stalkers got acquainted with the cast. And take note: it looks like rumored cast member, drag queen Elaine Lancaster, did not make the cut.

  • Lea Black
  • Marysol Patton
  • Larsa Pippen
  • Alexia Echevarria
  • Adriana De Moura
  • Cristy Rice

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Meet Your New Housewives: Welcome To 'The Real Housewives of Miami'

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:39 PM PST

Have a question for Crushable? We’re holding office hours on VYou until 4P. Come on over. If you ask us a question, we’ll likely answer it. In almost real time. (VYou)

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Video: Riley The Kid Paleontologist

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:04 PM PST

Young Riley has his own show about dinosaurs! He takes questions from his first grade class! And he has an adorable Southern accent! He is the Greyson Chance of science.

(via)

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