Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Irina Shayk Doesn’t Shave Her Legs

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 01:58 PM PST

   
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model Irina Shayk apparently doesn’t shave her legs because here she is in LA yesterday looking a tad, I dunno, let’s say “Kardashian-esque.” Now, for a fun little experiment, try and find a single man who would let this deter him from having sex with her, which will, of course, be Read More ...

Kelly Osbourne Models For Madonna

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 01:09 PM PST

   
That was fast. Just a few weeks after Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon kicked Taylor Momsen to the curb for Kelly Osbourne, they’ve already rolled out the new campaign for Material Girl that looks completely realistic and not-at-all a CGI rendering enhanced by sorcery because that would be ridiculous. It’s not like Madonna’s out there sacrificing Read More ...

Hayden Panettiere’s Circus Family Found Her and Other News

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 12:02 PM PST

   
“Come, Mojo the Kissing Dog! For I have found our lost leprechaun princess.” - Cameron Diaz understands the public school system. - Owen Wilson isn’t allowed near children anymore. - Ryan Phillippe apparently is banging Rihanna. - The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy. - George Clooney understands politics. - Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Might Ghostbust

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 11:11 AM PST

   
Presumably to scare the shit out of Bill Murray for going on Stern yesterday and saying the Ghostbusters 3 script collecting dust on his desk is “not the foremost thing” on his mind, there’s now talk of casting Ashton Kutcher. Nice work. Via Popeater: While the world awaits Murray’s answer (knowing him, he’s probably reading a Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 10:15 AM PST

   
Well, it’s the third Wednesday of the month which means Lindsay Lohan and her breasts sashayed into court for something or other. This time around, she’s rejecting a plea deal in her necklace theft case after the judge made it clear she will do jail time. However, TMZ believes Lindsay will ultimately accept the deal Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber is Pregnant Again

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 09:28 AM PST

   
Despite Teen Mom being a positive learning experience filled with life lessons so valuable, eight out of the 10 people who combine to form Rosie O’Donnell approve, Amber Portwood has reportedly taken three at-home pregnancy tests, all with positive results, according to RadarOnline: “When Amber tested positive, she decided to go to a local clinic to Read More ...

Amber Heard Needs to Quit Lesbiantry

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 08:20 AM PST

   
Here’s Amber Heard at the premiere of Nicolas Cage Owes an Ass-Load of Back Taxes Drive Angry 3D where she demonstrated something I’ve been thinking for years but never had the guts to say out loud because lesbians have large biceps. And before I go any further, let me just say that I’m a huge Read More ...

Bam Margera Caught Cheating on His Wife With a 17-Year-Old

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 07:48 AM PST

   
TheDirty.com has gotten a hold of several recent photos of Bam Margera in a Calgary hotel room with a 17-year-old girl who’s not his wife. While some people might suggest the story here is that he’s clearly been caught having an affair, I think we should look at the more pressing issue of how right Read More ...

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