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- Snooki Made Us a Valentine
- Taylor Momsen: ‘I’ll See Your Grammys and Raise You a British Accent’
- Kim Kardashian, Also, At The Grammys and Other News
- Emma Watson… Well, You Can See Where This is About to Go
- The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards
- Does Katy Perry Still Have Large Breasts? We Should Check.
- Miley Cyrus, We Get It. You’re Legal.
- Christina Aguilera Fell At The Grammys
- Ohhh, She’s The Yolk… I Don’t Get It.
| Posted: 14 Feb 2011 02:35 PM PST    She really, really shouldn’t have. Sticking closely to the MTV Reality Star Playbook, here’s Snooki and her new boyfriend Jionni LaValle posing for a Valentine’s-themed photo shoot and this guy seriously deserves an Olympic medal in gold-digging. Try telling a seasoned digger their next mark is a bear cub with a spastic colon, and they’ll look Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen: ‘I’ll See Your Grammys and Raise You a British Accent’ Posted: 14 Feb 2011 01:15 PM PST    I swear to God Taylor Momsen has a copy of Miley Cyrus‘ schedule because literally every – damn – time Miley shows up somewhere trying to prove she’s all grow’d up now, Taylor throws a peep show because she’s a 40-year-old truck stop whore trapped in a 17-year-old’s body. “Dicks? Pfft. They don’t do nuthin’ Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian, Also, At The Grammys and Other News Posted: 14 Feb 2011 12:15 PM PST    - Marion Cotillard rounds out the cast of Inception 2: The Dark Knight Rises - Justin Bieber’s fans act like little girls. Wait. - Lady Gaga clues Anderson Cooper in on her creative process. Surprise! It’s drugs. Lots and lost of drugs. - Jessica Simpson wasn’t invited to the Grammys. - Prince Harry Read More ... |
| Emma Watson… Well, You Can See Where This is About to Go Posted: 14 Feb 2011 11:17 AM PST    I know a surprising amount of guys who think Emma Watson is the hottest thing on Earth, which to me is an open admission that you’re a pedophile because she’s a 12-year-old boy. Or Peter Pan at best. For comparison’s sake, Justin Bieber looks more legal and feminine. That said, I’m not here to judge Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Feb 2011 08:55 AM PST    I already made a post about Katy Perry’s breasts – Why say more? – but here are some more red carpet shots that I honestly can’t get it up for because, let’s be frank, the Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded Read More ... |
| Does Katy Perry Still Have Large Breasts? We Should Check. Posted: 14 Feb 2011 07:41 AM PST    *takes gun out of mouth* Ohthankgod. Here’s your obligatory Katy Perry’s red carpet cleavage post because if this site’s about anything, it’s regularity. Like Wilford Brimley on a Quaker Oats bender in a Tijuana. (Why, brain, why?) Anyway, did anyone notice Russell Brand hosted SNL this weekend and the musical guest was Chris Brown? The same Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus, We Get It. You’re Legal. Posted: 14 Feb 2011 06:40 AM PST    Miley Cyrus showed up to the 2011 Pre-Grammys Gala where she apparently decided she’s Katy Perry now and put her decolletage de mullet on full display. You know, just in case anyone forgot she’s 18. Which, admittedly, is easy to do when someone incorporates vagina diddles into her stage show at 17 and took sexy Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Fell At The Grammys Posted: 14 Feb 2011 05:00 AM PST    Because blowing the National Anthem only a week ago wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance and you can literally see her saying, “Fuuccck,” in every single photo. Although, in her defense, that can’t be good for the baby. (We’re back to that.) At this point, Read More ... |
| Ohhh, She’s The Yolk… I Don’t Get It. Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:30 AM PST    Lady GaGa arrived to the Grammys last night inside an opaque egg carried by her entourage which she later emerged from in a yolk dress only to start touching herself. Or in other words, she’s entirely out of ideas. In the meantime, if Lady GaGa thought she could interpret how I enjoy a Grand Slam Read More ... |
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