Monday, February 28, 2011

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'Teen Mom' Chelsea Houska's Dad Has a Website for His Dental Practice

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 03:09 PM PST

Teen Mom 2’s Chelsea Houska’s dad Randy Houska is a total enabler. He pays for the house where Chelsea, her loser boyfriend Adam Lind, and their baby Aubree live rent-free, and even though he hates Adam Randy won’t kick him out. So where is Randy getting the money to pay for this house? He must be making good money at his dental practice, because he sure didn’t invest a lot of cash in making a website for his business. (Click here to see the site – but turn off your sound so you won’t have to listen to the cheesy background music.)

Randy co-owns the practice with his wife, Chelsea’s stepmom, who is also a dentist. According to some rumors we’ve heard, Randy’s wife is embarrassed by Chelsea and wants no part of Teen Mom. (She also wasn’t in Chelsea’s original 16 and Pregnant episode, lending some credence to the theory.) Does this explain why Randy was so willing to set Chelsea up in a place of her own – so she wouldn’t be living at home and continuing to create awkward family tension? It looks like being a dentist in South Dakota is pretty lucrative if he’s able to afford rent on multiple places. If the guy really wanted to make money, he should replace the model on his website with a photo of Chelsea.

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'Teen Mom' Chelsea Houska's Dad Has a Website for His Dental Practice

Sex on the Wire: News Flash - We Don't Want Predictable Sex

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:01 AM PST

Pass this article on to your boyfriend: 7 things women find boring in bed. (Ask Men)

Do you think boyfriends are always better boyfriends in their next relationship? (The Frisky)

For a pair of friends who aren’t officially a “couple,” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez looked pretty together at the Oscars, and even walked in holding hands. (Us Magazine)

Are you confused by guys and their obsession with sex? (College Candy)

Just when you thought Facebook couldn’t get any creepier, they have an announced a new stalker app: Waiting Room, which allows you to notify a person in a relationship that your interested in him or her, should they end their relationship. (Fast Company)

(Photo via Getty Images)

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Sex on the Wire: News Flash - We Don't Want Predictable Sex

Romancing the Bone: To Snoop or Not To Snoop?

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 08:58 AM PST

We've all been there. It's pretty early in the relationship. Our boyfriend or girlfriend has an early class and leaves us blissfully sleeping in their room…until we sit bolt upright, realizing the treasure trove of information lurking in their waiting laptop, their old diaries, and their internet browsing history. It's in times like these where a woman must ask herself: To snoop, or not to snoop: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer/ The slings and arrows of outrageous snoopage,/Or to take arms against a sea of suspected secrets,/ And by opposing end a relationship?

In case anyone is reading this and thinking "Wait, but really, does anyone in their right mind actually go through their partner's stuff?," the answer of course is "define right mind." For those who have been tempted to rifle through a person's drawers (not the ones they're wearing), there are basically two types of snooping in this world. The first is general nosiness, which is for the most part does no good for anyone. Going through a partner's computer/closet/locked metal box labeled “Do Not Open Until I'm Dead” is very similar to poking around an old haunted house. It's exciting and scary, and you're undoubtedly going to rustle up a bunch of weird, interesting stuff. However, as in an actual old haunted house, just because you located them doesn't mean you're going to understand the actual meaning of your findings. "What do all these old photos mean? Is he still in love with his ex? Or is this a sign from the other side that a ghost wants her murder solved? Also, also is everything covered in three inches of dust?"

In addition to indecipherable personal items, a girl who decides to snoop must steal herself for the inevitable discovery: butt porn. Or, you know, really other kinds of porn that she might not what to find. The human brain is a wonderful wacky organ; a woman can spend all day checking out the dozens of centaur girl websites without gaining any insights into her partner or his state of mind. Oh right, and there's also the innate violation of trust that comes with sneaking around your man's things. Because wouldn't the same strange discoveries be made abou us? Maybe he'd find that backlog of Snape/Sirius Black slash fiction. Maybe he'd find that sonnet from your ex you're saving to put into your one-woman show one day. As much as you want to peer into the deep secrets of your lover's soul (or just find out how he described you to his friends before you started dating), looking at random scraps of information isn't going to help you piece it together. If anything, it will just make you insane with more wonder. And speaking of insanity…

The other type of snooping is, of course, based on suspicion. To which I say: save yourself the time and effort, girl. If a woman thinks her partner is cheating or taking prescription meds or otherwise being shady, the urge to snoop rises. However, women (and people in general) should keep in mind that if they already suspect something is terribly wrong, nothing they're going to find will resolve that. Hey, maybe it'll turn out that girl he wrote, "I love you" to in an email is just his sister…sure, if life was a mediocre episode of Friends. Maybe he'll explain that he was just holding those pills for a friend…sure, if life was a mediocre episode of Cops. The reality of the situation is, if a woman suspects that her partner is dabbling in some darkness, she will either prove herself right via snooping or continue to make herself crazy looking for evidence of his or her wrong-doing. It's a lose-lose, because in her gut she already knows. If a girl suspects that there's a possibility she's getting worked up over nothing, she should actually talk to her partner about her fears. If that seems impossible or ends every time with the phrase, "You're just being crazy," then girl can spare herself trouble. No number of hours spent snooping is going to turn a relationship into a new, more worthwhile one. Centaur costumes a woman can make peace with; a relationship without trust is another thing entirely.

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Romancing the Bone: To Snoop or Not To Snoop?

The Most Insane Quotes From Charlie Sheen's TMZ Interview

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:57 AM PST

The nation’s latest trainwreck obsession, crack-addled Charlie Sheen, was just on TMZ delivering a live interview. And it was totally manic and nuts, of course. For your watercooler enjoyment, here are the most insane things Charlie actually uttered out loud:

• “AA is the gibberish of fools.”

• “If it's my guy, he walks into tiny sandwiches and massage chairs.”

• “Resentments. They are the rocket fuel that sits at the tip of my sabre.”

•”I thought you had a little more salt in your soul than that.”

• “If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic, if they could just put their cryptology hats on for one second, they would see why all of this is not all serious. There's a reason why I have mad success in comedy.”

• “I say blame the studio for giving me this much dough. You think you can give that much dough to this guy, and things are going to stay the same. Blame the studio.”

• “Now, every plan I have is the best plan in the room. Now everyone get quiet and listen to it and everyone will win.”

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The Most Insane Quotes From Charlie Sheen's TMZ Interview

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:30 AM PST

Charlie Sheen is live on TMZ right now, you guys – Being very Charlie Sheenesque. It’s actually kind of upsetting. Yikes! (TMZ)

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Matthew Morrison's First Single 'Summer Rain' Is A Joke, Right?

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:24 AM PST

Hey, who invited the Maui Sheraton’s house band to premiere their new song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show? What’s that? This is Matthew Morrison’s single? And he actually utters the words “make love”? Oh no. We thought we were attracted to Matthew, but it turns out we so, so, so not.

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Matthew Morrison's First Single 'Summer Rain' Is A Joke, Right?

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 10:08 AM PST

Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock are in a fight, apparently – Rumors are flying that their Oscars arrivals were timed for maximum avoidance ability. Damn you, Ryan Reynolds! (PopEater)

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Josh Hutcherson... Revealed!

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 09:44 AM PST


While watching James Franco’s new performance art show last night (what’s that? It was called “The Oscars”?), our eyes stopped on a handsome young dude we couldn’t quite place. Dark hair and great cheek bones — turns out the boy was Josh Hutcherson and he played Laser in The Kids Are All Right (our personal favorite movie of the year). In the flick, he portrays the mixed-up son of Annette Benning and Julieanne Moore’s lesbian couple in a quiet and understated way that explains why Josh’s star is on the rise. Here’s what you need to know about this dark and handsome whippersnapper.

1. Josh is only 18 (gasp! Now we feel creepy), but he’s been acting since he was a kid. He was born in Kentucky where he caught the acting bug at the age of four. He landed his first roles at the age of nine in a series of TV movies.

2. He’s about to appear in a remake of Red Dawn, playing the role originated by C. Thomas Howell. We can see that working, somehow.

3. Josh is a total skate punk. His Kids character was constantly with-board, and he skates in his upcoming film Detention, and comedy-horror flick starring Dane Cook (uh oh).

4. He does all his own stunts! Well, some of his own stunts. In an interview he talked about shooting stunt work on Red Dawn:

“Yeah, I actually got to do almost all of them; there were just a couple that was a little close to the explosion so they had to use a stunt double, but other than that I got to fire all the guns, so all the combat stuff, training and everything.”

5. He’s terrible at Twitter! Dude was going strong for a while, but he hasn’t tweeted since last summer. What’s wrong, Josh? Did you forget your login?

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Josh Hutcherson... Revealed!

10 Valuable Life Lessons from 'The Rules According to JWoww'

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 09:45 AM PST

Jenni “J.Woww” Farley is my favorite housemate from Jersey Shore – she’s not clingy and annoying like Sammi Giancola or obsessed with her persona like The Situation. I spent most of this weekend curled up reading JWoww’s masterpiece, The Rules According to JWoww. I really wish this book had existed when I was 17, because it would have saved me a lot of the heartache that comes from dating losers and having low self-esteem. Here are some of important lessons from Our Lady of The Watermelon Boobs.

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10 Valuable Life Lessons from 'The Rules According to JWoww'

'The King's Speech' Wins Best Picture, Gets Its Own Champagne

Posted: 28 Feb 2011 09:19 AM PST

Last night’s big winner at the Oscars was The King’s Speech, with the film picking up Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor (Colin Firth). But you know what’s way better than awards? Champagne. Geoffrey Rush may have lost out to Christian Bale for the Best Supporting Actor trophy, but he did score some special King’s Speech custom champagne, so I think it’s a safe bet he ended up having a pretty good night. (Also, he already has an Oscar for his role in Shine, so that probably helped ease the sting of losing.)

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'The King's Speech' Wins Best Picture, Gets Its Own Champagne

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