Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

OSCARS: Okay, So Natalie Portman Won

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 08:53 PM PST

   
Despite predicting Jennifer Lawrence would win without ever seeing either Winter’s Bone or Black Swan – Seemed unnecessary. – Natalie Portman won the Academy Award for Best Leading Actress for her work in Black Swan. In an ideal world this would make lesbian ballerinas the new Holocaust, but The King’s Speech just won Best Picture Read More ...

OSCARS: Justin Timberlake Didn’t Bring Jessica Biel. This is Why.

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 07:12 PM PST

   
Adding fuel to the rumors that Justin Timberlake’s penis accepted Mila Kunis‘ friend request (Don’t ever let me do that again.), he conveniently showed up to the Oscars sans Jessica Biel only to turn around and present an award with 95% of Mila’s breasts. Again, this could all be circumstantial evidence thanks to their new Read More ...

OSCARS: Jennifer Lawrence and a List of People Who Don’t Look as Hot

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 06:21 PM PST

   
Here’s Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone) arriving at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards looking just hot as shit, so let’s just say she won and save ourselves the mind-numbing three hours of watching. In the meantime, here’s a list of people who aren’t getting their own gallery so I don’t know why they Read More ...

Charlie Sheen is Snorting Nothing But Pure, Colombian Charlie Sheen

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 03:08 PM PST

 
Because there’s absolutely no way I can keep up with Charlie Sheen on top of covering the Oscars tonight – Think chasing the Road Runner, but he also has the rocket car and twenty sticks of dynamite. – here’s a quick recap of Charlie’s latest antics as of this post. Except by the time I Read More ...
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