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- ‘Happy St. Patrick’s Day!’ Says Karissa Shannon in This Bikini
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Blends In With Pregnant Hollywood and Other News
- Alexa Nikolas Might Be Leaking Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos
- Ashley Greene is Single
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.17.11
- Stephanie Seymour’s in a Bikini Again
- Suri Cruise Will Cut You
- Good Morning, Angels
| ‘Happy St. Patrick’s Day!’ Says Karissa Shannon in This Bikini Posted: 17 Mar 2011 01:00 PM PDT    Alright, folks, it’s St. Patrick’s Day where those with Irish blood like me-self are duty-bound to get shit-your-pants drunk or at minimum, chuck a wee pataytoh at a lass for not birthing six children like a proper Catholic. God, I love stereotypes. So I’ll be seein’ ya tomorrow, boyos, provided I don’t wake up sometime Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Blends In With Pregnant Hollywood and Other News Posted: 17 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT    - Courtney Love wasn’t satisfied destroying Kurt Cobain just once. - And apparently American Idol is on board with her. - The smoking gun in Lindsay Lohan’s probation report was tea. No, really. - The smoking gun in your mouth is because of Cee Lo. - Colin Farrell is giving Rihanna the ol’ shillelagh. Read More ... |
| Alexa Nikolas Might Be Leaking Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos Posted: 17 Mar 2011 11:15 AM PDT    Before we get into this, a ton of people keep asking why I haven’t run any of the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos leaked online this week and there are two very simple explanations for that: 1. I don’t like getting sued. 2. I don’t like talking to the FBI who, surprise, are now involved. I’m weird Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2011 10:10 AM PDT    After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don’t double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a trip to Babies ‘R Us. People reports: A source told PEOPLE at the time that Jonas was “head over heels” for Greene. They Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.17.11 Posted: 17 Mar 2011 09:55 AM PDT    Welcome to another exciting edition of a feature full of items not exciting enough to get their own post. (Just roll with it.) Now, I don’t like to toot my own horn unless I have ample free time and an empty grain silo, but the first installment went exactly as planned. And I’m talking about Read More ... |
| Stephanie Seymour’s in a Bikini Again Posted: 17 Mar 2011 08:51 AM PDT    Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2011 08:18 AM PDT    Taking time off from buying penis gummies to presumably throw in Tom Cruise’s face and call him a “faggot” (Kids are so cute.), here’s Suri Cruise letting the paparazzi know exactly who runs shit at Casa Xenu and it ain’t Midget Dad or Zombie Mom. SURI: Why don’t you two kiss like other mommies and daddies? TOM: Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2011 07:32 AM PDT    Because on top of Horrible, Unholy Ass Week and Bitches Be Pregnant Week, it’s also Reboot Shows From the 70s Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas Week, so here’s Not Important, Minka Kelly, and Doesn’t Matter (It’s not racist if I say the same thing about the white chick.) on the set of the new Read More ... |
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