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- Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini, Boner Boy Presumed Missing
- Kendra Wilkinson is the Leprechaun and Other News
- Okay, So Hackers Leaked Those Vanessa Hudgens Photos
- The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.18.11
- How The Knicks Won Last Night
- Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off Divorce
- Andrew Dice Clay on Charlie Sheen
| Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini, Boner Boy Presumed Missing Posted: 18 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT    Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to Read More ... |
| Kendra Wilkinson is the Leprechaun and Other News Posted: 18 Mar 2011 12:00 PM PDT    - Olivia Munn got plastered on The Today Show. - Ashley Greene is stealing Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend. - Dave Grohl tells Glee to fuck itself. - Rebecca Black thinks she’s being cyberbullied. - Holly Madison playing beer pong with midgets. - The Blue Man Group: As interpreted by naked women. - Hilary Read More ... |
| Okay, So Hackers Leaked Those Vanessa Hudgens Photos Posted: 18 Mar 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Yesterday, I ran a lengthy e-mail that claimed Alexa Nikolas was responsible for the Vanessa Hudgens leaked photos. Turns out that was complete bullshit thus proving I should never open my e-mail and also explains how I have three mortgages in Nigeria. Anyway, according to TMZ, a ring of hackers is responsible and apparently they Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.18.11 Posted: 18 Mar 2011 10:11 AM PDT    “The bullet went right through. Hee hee! I love being a goddess!” Welcome to another installment of The Crap We Missed. This time around we have an all-star gathering featuring Wario Lopez, a rapidly dying Taylor Momsen and Sofia Vergara still having really, really large breasts. Also, Amanda Seyfried tries to bring attention to Japan without Read More ... |
| Posted: 18 Mar 2011 08:53 AM PDT    I don’t want to believe it either, but there they are and the scoreboard doesn’t lie. You can’t fight the science. Photos: Getty Read More ... |
| Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off Divorce Posted: 18 Mar 2011 08:36 AM PDT    Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports: “I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air Read More ... |
| Andrew Dice Clay on Charlie Sheen Posted: 18 Mar 2011 08:02 AM PDT    Captain Andrew Dice Clay of the S.S. OH!, was stopped by the paparazzi this week who asked his thoughts on Gilbert Gottfried getting fired by Aflac for his tsunami of, well, tsunami jokes. What they got instead was an expletive-filled rant on Charlie Sheen that sadly didn’t end with a parrot landing on his shoulder Read More ... |
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