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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.5.11
- LeAnn Rimes Has ‘Curves,’ You Guys
- Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In.
- Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder
- Our Forefathers Fought For This
- Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are a Boring Married Couple Now and Other News
- Zac Efron is Ashley Tisdale’s Brother She Has Sex With
- Todd Phillips Really is Banging Paris Hilton
- Katie Holmes is Wearing Bikinis A Lot
- Weston Cage’s Wife Kicked His Ass Now
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.5.11 Posted: 05 Jul 2011 02:45 PM PDT    Welcome to a post-Fourth of July The Crap We Missed over-flowing with American goodness and, okay, maybe Pippa Middelton’s boobs because no one told me she had those, too: Lady GaGa’s yoga mat matches her outfits, of course, David Beckham (Whoops.) still can’t get over those Blake Lively nudes, Joslyn James makes sure sailors keep Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Has ‘Curves,’ You Guys Posted: 05 Jul 2011 01:19 PM PDT    While we may suck as a nation at convicting female child murderers, it’s important to remember we’re still really awesome at telling LeAnn Rimes she’s a fucking lunatic every single time she tweets a bikini photo (above) with some retarded caption like this one from yesterday, “CURVES….They are there LOL.” Yes, our legal system is Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In. Posted: 05 Jul 2011 12:21 PM PDT    Welcome to the most ironic tweet in the history of Twitter: WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!! That would be Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges in a case that is now widely being compared to the Casey Anthony Read More ... |
| Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder Posted: 05 Jul 2011 11:45 AM PDT    For those of you hiding under a rock, or purposefully avoiding the Casey Anthony circus like I’ve been, she’s just been cleared of all murder charges, but found guilty of giving false information to police officers which she’s already being credited for time served. Apparently, it’s a great time to kill your kid in America Read More ... |
| Our Forefathers Fought For This Posted: 05 Jul 2011 10:37 AM PDT    Yes, gentlemen, the rumors are true: You can get gay-married in New York! Huzzah! Like a scene out of Block-Shaped Sluts 6, Snooki and Deena Cortese celebrated the Fourth of July weekend by getting so sloppy Cannoli-shit-hammered, Snooki had to be carried off the beach, again, while Deena raped innocent bystanders using nothing but brute force Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are a Boring Married Couple Now and Other News Posted: 05 Jul 2011 09:31 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston is *not* topless in Horrible Bosses. Cancel your pre-orders. - Harry Potter was drunk through most of the movies. - Which makes it amazing it didn’t wind up in this video. - Blake Lively is living at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house. Commence break-up in 3.. 2.. - Holly Read More ... |
| Zac Efron is Ashley Tisdale’s Brother She Has Sex With Posted: 05 Jul 2011 09:30 AM PDT    Ashley Tisdale supposedly has a boyfriend named Scott Speers, but you’d hardly know it looking at these photos of Zac Efron on her birthday over the weekend. She claims he’s just a “brother/best friend” to her which is weird because that’s almost the exact same thing Megan Fox said in the same breath as Read More ... |
| Todd Phillips Really is Banging Paris Hilton Posted: 05 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT    When I first heard the rumors that Paris Hilton was hooking up with The Hangover director Todd Phillips, I just assumed it was her people trying to drum up publicity (Pregnancy rumors, anyone?) for her reality show that no one wants to watch. So, imagine my surprise to see them together over the holiday weekend Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes is Wearing Bikinis A Lot Posted: 05 Jul 2011 07:10 AM PDT |
| Weston Cage’s Wife Kicked His Ass Now Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:46 AM PDT    On Sunday night, Weston Cage claimed that the 13 punches to the face he took from his babysitter only happened because he was one drink short of death and took a cheap shot to the balls, according to TMZ: He says that if he had a few more drinks, his “loyal and beautiful wife and my Read More ... |
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