Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 01:35 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Read More ...

Weston Cage’s Wife is Pregnant, Admits Drinking Night She Kicked His Ass

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 12:19 PM PDT

   
Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she’s pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don’t worry, they’re already back in rehab. TMZ reports: Williams released Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Shave His Beard

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 11:21 AM PDT

   
When she wasn’t talking about Brad Pitt again – that’s how you know she has a movie coming out – Jennifer Aniston apparently found time to make Justin Theroux shave his beard off because the first rule of Ice Vagina Club is don’t talk about Ice Vagina Club. (Rule #2: No facial hair.) Granted, he Read More ...

Lightning Strikes Caylee Anthony Memorial Hours After Casey Sentenced

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 10:17 AM PDT

   
Because this story isn’t fucked up enough, lightning apparently struck the makeshift Caylee Anthony memorial just hours after Casey Anthony was sentenced yesterday for lying to police officers about her dead daughter because innocent people do that. Anyway, you can only guess the type of quotes flooding into the local paper already: “It could be a Read More ...

Michelle Rodriguez is Banging The Dos Equis Guy

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 09:36 AM PDT

   
“Aye chi-papi, are those man balls? I must stop drinking the beer.” Here’s Michelle Rodriguez and her new boyfriend Gianluca Vacchi who, okay, isn’t the Dos Equis guy, but only because he’s the Italian Santa Claus. “I bringa you a present ina my sack. (That’sa my sex joke.)” The important thing is she’s found someone who Read More ...

Emma Watson’s Last ‘Harry Potter’ Premiere and Other News

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 09:35 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Justin Timberlake is almost as bad at sports as he is at comedy. - But he did have sex in front of his mother once. - Wedding Wig + Lingerie + Grass Stains = Beyonce’s New Video. - Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie will judge the Project Runway ripoff. Read More ...

Megan Fox Makes a Bunch of Weird Faces to Prove She Doesn’t Have Botox

Posted: 08 Jul 2011 07:44 AM PDT

   
Because she’s got nothing better to do, Megan Fox posted a series of photos to Facebook yesterday and titled them, “THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX.” Which is interesting because I don’t recall anyone accusing Megan Fox of using Botox as much as a whole bunch of talk about how Read More ...
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