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“Miranda Kerr’s post-baby body in a white bandage dress” links
Lady Gaga claims she doesn’t have a boyfriend: is it done with Luc Carl?
Alicia Keys denies ruining Swizz Beatz’s marriage to Mashonda

“Miranda Kerr’s post-baby body in a white bandage dress” links

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:03 AM PDT

Miranda Kerr's white bondage/bandage dress. [Celebuzz]
The classiest way to say "I named my baby boy after The Moroccan Room in my house." I'm surprised there weren't MORE diamonds. [Dlisted]
Dame Gwyneth deigns to associate with Lady Gaga now. [LaineyGossip]
You should not refer to female-driven comedies as "homances". [Pajiba]
Kate Moss wears purple panties. [Yeeeah]
LeeLee Sobeleski (or whatever the f her name is) in a fug dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
I don't think Gisele is ugly per se, but she's not very feminine, is she? [Pop Sugar]
Lady Gaga's (and Ryan Seacrest's) excitement over dildo shoes. [Agent Bedhead]
Mike Meyers & his wife are expecting a baby. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Minka Kelly, with cleavage. [The Blemish]
Will Smith lost his giant trailer. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jane Fonda is looking hot. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Bethenny Frankel won't be bullied. [Evil Beet]
Rachel McAdams in another bad dress. WTF? [Celebslam]
Kate Winslet is the new face of St. John. [A Socialite Life]
Douche Off! Matthew Goode versus Alex Pettyfer. [ONTD]
One of the worst things Khloe Kardashian has worn, ever. [PopEater]

Lady Gaga claims she doesn’t have a boyfriend: is it done with Luc Carl?

Posted: 13 May 2011 10:24 AM PDT

Over the past year or so, Lady Gaga has changed. I've noted it time and time again - all of a sudden, it was like she's was humorless, narcissistic, coked-up monster where before that, she had been kind of funny and kooky and weird, but it just seemed silly and fun. I partially blamed the change on her relationship with Luc Carl. Gaga and Luc had been together before she was famous, and then last year, they got back together. Their renewal came around the same time as Gaga's "change". Well, here's hoping she changes back, because Gaga announced last night that she and Luc are done:

“Bad Romance,” indeed. Lady Gaga, 25, has ended her on-and-off relationship with Luc Carl, the singer announced Thursday on England’s The Graham Norton Show.

“I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t been on any dates recently,” the pop star said.

The couple split several years ago before rekindling their romance in July 2010. Despite their breakup, the “Judas” singer credits Carl, a musician and bartender, for helping her become “successful” in the music industry.

“I’ve really never loved anyone like I loved him. Or like I love him,” she told Rolling Stone last year. “That relationship really shaped me. I sort of resolved that if you can’t have the guy of your dreams, there are other ways to give love.”

Hours after announcing her breakup to the world, Gaga performed a private concert, Belvedere Presents Born This Way, at Annabel’s in London; she played five songs from her new album while celebrities including Kate Moss, Florence Welch, will.i.am and Geri Halliwell cheered her on.

[From Us Weekly]

Eh. That was kind of a weak denial, and now I'm doubting it. The bitch is probably lying. Luc has some kind of pull on her, and I think he actively encourages her self-destructive streak. Either that or he dumped Gaga and went back to that other girlfriend.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Alicia Keys denies ruining Swizz Beatz’s marriage to Mashonda

Posted: 13 May 2011 10:24 AM PDT

Alicia Keys is a homewrecker. It's not a case of "maybe this happened, or maybe it happened this way." Nope. Swizz Beatz was married to Mashonda, and he was screwing around on Mashonda with multiple women including Alicia and his London baby mama Jahna Sebastian (Jahna was his third chronological baby mama, Alicia was the fourth chronological). Mashonda notably called Alicia out in an open letter posted online - and Mashonda called Alicia out when Mashonda and Swizz were still technically married. Mashonda's story never changed - Alicia and Swizz were fooling around at first, and then Swizz dumped Mashonda for Alicia. It was all pretty sordid and gross, and I blame the mainstream white-focused media for not giving the story more attention. Because if Alicia had gotten even one-hundredth of the scrutiny Angelina Jolie had gotten, Alicia wouldn't even be trying to sell this BS. As CB reported earlier, Alicia is the cover girl for the new issue of Essence (CB had some early excerpts here). In newly released interview excerpts, Alicia is trying to act like she's the real victim here, and that she never did anything wrong:

Multiplatinum artist Alicia Keys has opened up about her scandalised love life for the new issue of Essence magazine in the US. After being branded a ‘home wrecker’ by some media and bloggers Alicia is maintaining that she did nothing wrong and that her husband, Swizz Beatz, was completely separated from his ex-wife before they got together.

‘We didn’t start seeing each other until months after they had separated,’ she said. ‘I was aware of all the false things that were being said about me it definitely hurt.'

Alicia married Swizz, real name Kasseem Dean, in July last year in Corsica while she was six months pregnant with his child. Swizz, a music producer, was previously married to the No Panties R&B singer Mashonda Tifrere, 33, whom he has a son with. The union between Alicia and Swizz exploded in the media when Tifrere posted a letter online saying that Alicia had ‘assisted in destroying a family,’ and did a series of ‘tell-all’ interviews.

Swizz and Tifrere’s divorce was finalised in May 2010 and Alicia and Swizz announced engagement less than a month later. Bloggers went wild, accusing Alicia of being a home-wrecker and calling her names. She remained tightlipped throughout the episode.

‘I was sure that if I engaged it would become back-and-forth like some sick entertainment, which goes against everything I believe and would have made things worse,’ said Alicia.

After months of aggravation Alicia remained silent but now, she says, she is finally at peace with Tifrere, who recently posted thanks for her ‘beautiful blended family’ and accepted Alicia as a ‘partner’ in caring for her son.

‘Things are really good now,’ said Alicia who also revealed that her love with Dean is ‘intoxicating and whole’.

Swizz has another child with British singer Jahna Sebastian, who was conceived while he was still married to Tifrere.

‘Kasseem is very present in his children’s lives. I wouldn’t be able to love him otherwise,’ said the 14-time Grammy winner. ‘We are doing what is best for the children.'

Often interview-shy Alicia also revealed that she has being living by advice from Oprah Winfrey for many years: ‘She whispered in my ear and said “Keep some of you for you”,’ she recalled.

The musician, actress and mother launched her first album, Songs in A Minor, ten years ago - it sold twelve million copies. Her son with Swizz, Egypt, was born in October. He is named after the African country because Alicia took a trip there to release the pressure and stress of her success.

[From The Mail]

I'm surprised she acknowledged Jahna and Swizz's daughter, however briefly. Word around town is that Alicia has actually gone with Swizz to London to spend time with the baby, and God knows, Alicia is the one probably paying the child support payments (unless Swizz is still deadbeating, like he was before he married Alicia).

As for Alicia's "pity poor me" routine - ugh, bitch please. I'm not a member of the card-carrying Homewrecker Patrol, but don't play this crap for sympathy, and don't blatantly lie. Alicia has bad taste in men, and she made a series of major decisions that people have every right to be critical of.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

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